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Singing chicken wants to crash at my house after the gig!


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Wondering if this is OK? Your thoughts? Because I'm really confused about this. I mean, she's already given me a little peck...do you think that she was, uh, like henting at anything? I'd hate to create any flock in the band.


I know what you're thinking...some guys get all the cluck.


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Does she know how to shake her tail feather? Nice set of thighs on that girl? How about herum.how to ask this delicately..nice meaty breasts? (Hows that for delicate?)

You may have laid an egg on this one.


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I'd say it's fine to have the singer stay over. Your girlfriend shouldn't be threatened by this pecker.

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This reminds me of one of my list of yet-to-be-produced compilation albums, "Songs That Make You Sound Like A Chicken". Track listing so far includes:


* Heroes and Villains by the Beach Boys

* Have You Seen Her by the Chi-Lites


Its companion album, "Songs That Make You Sound Like A Dog", kicks off with Do You Know The Way To San Jose.


Now excuse me, it's time for my pills...



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Of course, I hope this is about a hen. The sensitive would suggest marinating her first. Wonder what would Frank Perdue. ;):cool:



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Does she have a boyfriend? He may get mad. Cock fighting is Illegal, you know.



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Christ we're not going to start with the parody threads HERE are we? I get enough of that nonsense at Harmony Central....



No, it's not really happening. We both must be experiencing a shared hallucination of a parody thread, this post included. As confirmed late in the real "chick singer" thread, we - as keyboard players- are a group that tends to over think, and take things a bit too seriously. So there is simply no way a parody thread could be happening here.


I've been wondering: Why did the singing chicken join The Keyboard Corner ? The answer that keeps coming to me is: To get across the road.

Food for thought..

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