VLH Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Wondering if this is OK? Your thoughts? Because I'm really confused about this. I mean, she's already given me a little peck...do you think that she was, uh, like henting at anything? I'd hate to create any flock in the band. I know what you're thinking...some guys get all the cluck. Eat your hearts out. Gizzards too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonysounds Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Does she know how to shake her tail feather? Nice set of thighs on that girl? How about herum.how to ask this delicately..nice meaty breasts? (Hows that for delicate?) You may have laid an egg on this one. Hitting "Play" does NOT constitute live performance. -Me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wd8dky Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 I say fire up a pot of water with carrots and onions and celery, and let her soak in a nice bath for 2-3 hours before you, uh, "eat" her. http://www.weisersound.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave E Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 I thought about a similar spoof thread for another one on the front page here: "What percentage of Keyboard Players are Musicians?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Muscara Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 I'd say it's fine to have the singer stay over. Your girlfriend shouldn't be threatened by this pecker. "I'm so crazy, I don't know this is impossible! Hoo hoo!" - Daffy Duck "The good news is that once you start piano you never have to worry about getting laid again. More time to practice!" - MOI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Threadslayer Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Unless he's too henpecked to pullet off. I'll comb through the previous posts and tender an opinion. Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. -Mark Twain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VLH Posted February 16, 2010 Author Share Posted February 16, 2010 Unless he's too henpecked to pullet off. Not at all. To see me is to see poultry in motion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meisenhower Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 This entire thread is just fowl. Yamaha C7 Grand, My Hammonds: '57 B3, '54 C2, '42 BC, '40 D, '05 XK3 Pro System, Kawai MP9000, Fender Rhodes Mk I 73, Yamaha CP33, Motif ES6, Nord Electro 2, Minimoog Voyager & Model D, Korg MS10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JpScoey Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Choke that chicken! John. some stuff on myspace Nord: StageEX-88, Electro2-73, Hammond: XK-1, Yamaha: XS7 Korg: M3-73 EXpanded, M50-88, X50, Roland: Juno D, Kurzweil: K2000vp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wjwilcox Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 A singing chicken crashed into your house after the gig? Was the chicken DUI or were you? www.wjwcreative.com www.linkedin.com/in/wjwilcox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobadohshe Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 In that situation I'd be too eggcited to keep my cool. Kawai C-60 Grand Piano : Hammond A-100 : Hammond SK2 : Yamaha CP4 : Yamaha Montage 7 : Moog Sub 37 My latest album: Funky organ, huge horn section https://bobbycressey.bandcamp.com/album/cali-native Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VLH Posted February 16, 2010 Author Share Posted February 16, 2010 I tried to get her to sing Fry Me to the Moon, but she just wouldn't--even when promised a standing ovation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 This reminds me of one of my list of yet-to-be-produced compilation albums, "Songs That Make You Sound Like A Chicken". Track listing so far includes: * Heroes and Villains by the Beach Boys * Have You Seen Her by the Chi-Lites Its companion album, "Songs That Make You Sound Like A Dog", kicks off with Do You Know The Way To San Jose. Now excuse me, it's time for my pills... Yamaha: P515, CP88, Genos 1, HX1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
area51recording Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Christ we're not going to start with the parody threads HERE are we? I get enough of that nonsense at Harmony Central.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfD Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Of course, I hope this is about a hen. The sensitive would suggest marinating her first. Wonder what would Frank Perdue. PD "The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return."--E. Ahbez "Nature Boy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Threadslayer Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 I guess it all comes down to how talonted she is.. otherwise it's just a yolk. Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. -Mark Twain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Dan Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Does she have a boyfriend? He may get mad. Cock fighting is Illegal, you know. Dan Acoustic/Electric stringed instruments ranging from 4 to 230 strings, hammered, picked, fingered, slapped, and plucked. Analog and Digital Electronic instruments, reeds, and throat/mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resigned Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 No need to have the chicken crash at your place when it's easy to visit the chicken at his/her place: Burger King's Subverviant Chicken Weird huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gd1 Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 just tell it to flock off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEKEYS Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 just tell it to flock off. after all the things she's done,there will be no more church for her, so she has to flock off, because Parsons nose best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADino Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Fry me to the moon? U guys r killen me!!! Im getting the flock outta here? I had to say it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wineandkeyz Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Does she just want to crash, or do you think she's wanting to get plucked? Live: Yamaha S70XS (#1); Roland Jupiter-80; Mackie 1202VLZ4; IEMs or Traynor K4 Home: Hammond SK Pro 73; Moog Minimoog Voyager Electric Blue; Yamaha S70XS (#2); Roland Integra-7; Wurlitzer 200A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridog6996 Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 All I can say is keep f'in that chicken [video:youtube] My YouTube Channel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAJUSCULE Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Of course, I hope this is about a hen. The sensitive would suggest marinating her first. Wonder what would Frank Perdue. Uh-huh. It's once you realise that you've manrinated her that you feel the obligation to marinate her. Eric Website Gear page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobadohshe Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 I guess you'll need to decide feather or not it's worth the hassle. Kawai C-60 Grand Piano : Hammond A-100 : Hammond SK2 : Yamaha CP4 : Yamaha Montage 7 : Moog Sub 37 My latest album: Funky organ, huge horn section https://bobbycressey.bandcamp.com/album/cali-native Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allan_evett Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Christ we're not going to start with the parody threads HERE are we? I get enough of that nonsense at Harmony Central.... No, it's not really happening. We both must be experiencing a shared hallucination of a parody thread, this post included. As confirmed late in the real "chick singer" thread, we - as keyboard players- are a group that tends to over think, and take things a bit too seriously. So there is simply no way a parody thread could be happening here. I've been wondering: Why did the singing chicken join The Keyboard Corner ? The answer that keeps coming to me is: To get across the road. Food for thought.. 'Someday, we'll look back on these days and laugh; likely a maniacal laugh from our padded cells, but a laugh nonetheless' - Mr. Boffo. We need a barfing cat emoticon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Threadslayer Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 I guess it all comes down to how talonted she is.. otherwise it's just a yolk. You never know... she just might have a free octave range Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. -Mark Twain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidolem Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Geese on earth Goodwill toward hen "The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench; a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. ............ There's also a negative side" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frogmonkey Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 No way am I going to post in a parody thread. My wife would be furious if I even talked about bringing a chicken home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan O Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 I brought a chicken home once, my wife said she asked for duck. www.esnips.com/web/SongsfromDanO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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