Old No7 Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 Below is the SECRET behind those random steel monoliths that first appeared in the Utah desert, and were seen later in CA, Romania and the UK. Turns out that it's NOT aliens -- but some other annoying life form! Old No7 Quote Yamaha MODX6 * Hammond SK Pro 73 * Roland Fantom-08 * Crumar Mojo Pedals * Mackie Thump 12As * Tascam DP-24SD * JBL 305 MkIIs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markyboard Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 All these monoliths are pieces of poop. I use the mono button on my polylith which is just as good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Threadslayer Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 All these monoliths are pieces of poop. I use the mono button on my polylith which is just as good. "They"re all pieces of poop (referring to models like the one shared by the OP)..." I'm not personally commenting on the action as I haven't tried any of them but to say they are ALL poop seems odd. Have you actually tried any by the way, - as you are dissing them... "Useless as mind controllers" - you know this from trying them? "They sound like crud" - interesting as I believe that (at least one) doesn't make any sound..... "...or as a cheap gift." - $900 - cheap - well must be nice to be "Mr Moneybags"... They seem like they might be an option for those whose lives cause them to time travel about with limited luggage space. I expect in that situation most people won't expect a HAL 9000...or a Battle Star... I may be wrong, but IMHO to totally disrespect something should only be based on personal experience or, of that of someone you totally trust. YMMV. Quote Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. -Mark Twain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markyboard Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 I may be wrong, but IMHO to totally disrespect something should only be based on personal experience or, of that of someone you totally trust. YMMV. This expert agreed with me: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KuruPrionz Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 When I was 3, I invented the Non-lith. You don't see them everywhere or anywhere, very popular. I'd be rich but I priced them too low... Quote It took a chunk of my life to get here and I am still not sure where "here" is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElmerJFudd Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 All these monoliths are pieces of poop. I use the mono button on my polylith which is just as good. My monolith is made by Korg. Therefore, by branding, it can't be poop. It most definitely is of alien origin. We know this because it speaks MIDI - the language of the gods. note: if MIDI is the language of the gods, we are in serious trouble Quote Yamaha CP88, Casio PX-560 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WheelHead Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 Below is the SECRET behind those random steel monoliths that first appeared in the Utah desert, and were seen later in CA, Romania and the UK. Turns out that it's NOT aliens -- but some other annoying life form! Old No7 This one were aliens WH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
16251 Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 IMO - Monoliths should be rectangle. Triangle ones are fake. Quote AvantGrand N2 | ES520 | Gallien-Krueger MK & MP | https://soundcloud.com/pete36251 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Bryce Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 dB Quote ==> David Bryce Music • Funky Young Monks <== Professional Affiliations: Royer Labs • Music Player Network Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamuelBLupowitz Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 note: if MIDI is the language of the gods, we are in serious troubleI eagerly await the commandments of Deity 2.0! Quote Samuel B. Lupowitz Musician. Songwriter. Food Enthusiast. Bad Pun Aficionado. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElmerJFudd Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 As velocity changes from 7-bit to 16-bit, the true nature of time and space will be revealed to the earthlings. Quote Yamaha CP88, Casio PX-560 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drawback Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 http://images.amplifiers.biz/l-m/quik-lok-m-91bk-keyboard-stands.jpg Quote ____________________________________ Rod Here for the gear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoken6 Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 You can't post an on-topic picture of a keyboard accessory - this is an OT thread! Cheers, Mike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drawback Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 Sven? Where've you been? Quote ____________________________________ Rod Here for the gear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfD Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 IMO - Monoliths should be rectangle. Triangle ones are fake. Most face-lifts and butt-lifts look fake too. Quote PD "The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return."--E. Ahbez "Nature Boy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hirsute Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 Yeah, but I heard that Behringer teased its own version of a monolith and it's going to be significantly cheaper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markyboard Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 Most face-liths and butt-liths look fake too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drawback Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 Why monoliths? Because stereoliths are for amateurs. Or can I say that in an off-topic thread? Quote ____________________________________ Rod Here for the gear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfD Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 Most face-liths and butt-liths look fake too. Brotha Mark, I see what you did there. I decided to stay PC in order avoid catching flak. Quote PD "The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return."--E. Ahbez "Nature Boy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GovernorSilver Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 I thought the monoliths were dropped to let us know we can save 10% on our car insurance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
area51recording Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 We have a monolith in the back yard, over by the pool....showed up about a week ago, it's VERY nice. Only problem is, a day or two after it showed up we started getting all these hominid/proto human types hovering around it. It's a drag....they crap EVERYWHERE and don't appear as of yet to be evolved enough to clean up after themselves..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Williams Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 You can't post an on-topic picture of a keyboard accessory - this is an OT thread! Oh no, he did all right -- the keyboard stand was rotated through the fourth dimension before it was photographed, thus reversing its right/left-handedness. Quote -Tom Williams {First Name} {at} AirNetworking {dot} com PC4-7, PX-5S, AX-Edge, PC361 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
16251 Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 My rudiment photoshop skills. I couldn't figure out how to show image but link will take you to it. Quote AvantGrand N2 | ES520 | Gallien-Krueger MK & MP | https://soundcloud.com/pete36251 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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