DulceLabs.com Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 "She reportedly became upset when she did not get any money and tipped over a piano, causing it to strike the victims foot, according to the police report." Full story: CLACK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Song80s Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 "She reportedly became upset when she did not get any money and tipped over a piano, causing it to strike the victims foot, according to the police report." Full story: CLACK Don't see anything unusual. other than its connected to some crime. Pianos have been used as a ' persuader ' for decades. especially out of tune pianos which assault the ears of folks nearby Dropping pianos from 4th floor balconies is also typical Why fit in, when you were born to stand out ? My Soundcloud with many originals: [70's Songwriter] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen S Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 I've been assaulting people with my piano (playing) for years. Perhaps I should quit now, before somebody calls the police. DISCLAIMER - professionally affiliated with Fulcrum Acoustic www.fulcrum-acoustic.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bill bosco Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 reminds me of the story about the 2 nuts that went for a walk in the park , one of them was assaulted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Song80s Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 I've been assaulting people with my piano (playing) for years. Perhaps I should quit now, before somebody calls the police. My neighbors refuse to pay attention to the tip jar on my front porch. Ungrateful... I am providing free entertainment. Why fit in, when you were born to stand out ? My Soundcloud with many originals: [70's Songwriter] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markyboard Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 Another argument in favor of VSTs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonnor Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 I think somebody dropped a Omnisphere on your head, Marky. Gear: Hardware: Nord Stage4, Korg Kronos 2, Novation Summit Software: Cantabile 3, Halion Sonic 3 and assorted VST plug-ins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DulceLabs.com Posted December 12, 2016 Author Share Posted December 12, 2016 reminds me of the story about the 2 nuts that went for a walk in the park , one of them was assaulted Oh it's gonna be like that, huh? FINE! It's a good thing the piano didn't land on a kid. Because then you'd have.... A flat minor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Song80s Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 [q It's a good thing the piano didn't land on a kid. Because then you'd have.... B flat minor. hah. Clever Florida time we would also have a selfie on Fookbace Why fit in, when you were born to stand out ? My Soundcloud with many originals: [70's Songwriter] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Schmieder Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 This sounds like one of those headlines we see at the SF Chronicle's shameful free version called "SFGate", where there are so many interpretations of the headline that one feels compelled to click to read the article. In this case, I didn't. :-) I am just here to point out the fact that one could interpret this as a woman attacking a man who was playing at a piano, or used a piano to attack a man. :-) Maybe both? Either way, it can't end well. Eugenio Upright, 60th Anniversary P-Bass, USA Geddy Lee J-Bass, Yamaha BBP35, D'angelico SS Bari, EXL1, Select Strat, 70th Anniversary Esquire, LP 57, Eastman T486, T64, Ibanez PM2, Hammond XK4, Moog Voyager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Loving Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 The check bounced? "Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xKnuckles Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 This is what happens when a beginner attempts to interpret Shoe Burt .... "Turn your fingers into a dust rag and keep them keys clean!" Bluzeyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DulceLabs.com Posted December 12, 2016 Author Share Posted December 12, 2016 This sounds like one of those headlines we see at the SF Chronicle's shameful free version called "SFGate", where there are so many interpretations of the headline that one feels compelled to click to read the article. In this case, I didn't. :-) I am just here to point out the fact that one could interpret this as a woman attacking a man who was playing at a piano, or used a piano to attack a man. :-) Maybe both? Either way, it can't end well. Not clear if he was playing the piano at the time he was attacked with said piano. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markyboard Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 Not clear if he was playing the piano at the time he was attacked with said piano. Certain to be a key argument before the grand jury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Schmieder Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Yes, in fact, having served on a jury earlier this year, I expect it WOULD be an argument at the trial. For instance, one might argue that by playing the piano in public, he had given permission to use the piano for any purpose imaginable, and thus had brought it on himself 9so to speak). Eugenio Upright, 60th Anniversary P-Bass, USA Geddy Lee J-Bass, Yamaha BBP35, D'angelico SS Bari, EXL1, Select Strat, 70th Anniversary Esquire, LP 57, Eastman T486, T64, Ibanez PM2, Hammond XK4, Moog Voyager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DulceLabs.com Posted December 13, 2016 Author Share Posted December 13, 2016 Not clear if he was playing the piano at the time he was attacked with said piano. Certain to be a key argument before the grand jury. I heard the DA offered her a deal, but there were too many strings attached. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Schmieder Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 That's when you go for the Unacorda pedal. Although the judge and/or jury might respond with a Sustained. Eugenio Upright, 60th Anniversary P-Bass, USA Geddy Lee J-Bass, Yamaha BBP35, D'angelico SS Bari, EXL1, Select Strat, 70th Anniversary Esquire, LP 57, Eastman T486, T64, Ibanez PM2, Hammond XK4, Moog Voyager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Emm Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 The topic reminds me of a scene from the excellent "Zombieland." A smiling nun is speed-walking towards the camera, just ahead of a zombie. Then there is a broad shot where she pulls a rope and he's crushed by a grand piano. The narrator says "Poor flat bastard." There's a sound you might expect to find in Omnisphere. Do what makes you happy this week. So long as it’s not eating people. Eating people is bad. People have diseases. ~ Warren Ellis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary75 Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 [video:youtube]WWDphFwocAM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Threadslayer Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Not clear if he was playing the piano at the time he was attacked with said piano. Certain to be a key argument before the grand jury. I heard the DA offered her a deal, but there were too many strings attached. Well you don't need to harp on it. Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. -Mark Twain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Weiser Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 [video:youtube]WWDphFwocAM YES. https://www.theboywhowantedtorock.com http://www.weisersound.com https://www.facebook.com/weisersound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PianoMan51 Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 And raise you: [video:youtube]v=NySAbB2JLII Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chas50 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 I can't help but wonder what Hans Groiner would think of all this: one of the true greats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillNeverPost Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 And raise you: [video:youtube]v=NySAbB2JLII What amazes me is that Columbia not only recorded this but went ahead and actually RELEASED it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mate stubb Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 And raise you: [video:youtube]v=NySAbB2JLII How does Jonathan manage to have 2 right hands? Moe --- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PianoMan51 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 And raise you: What amazes me is that Columbia not only recorded this but went ahead and actually RELEASED it. Their first album "Jonathan and Darlene Edwards" received a Grammy that year. Hold it Hold it In the category of Comedy Albums! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillNeverPost Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 So that was also a comedy album. I should have guessed by the two right hands (I didn't pay attention to the bottom of the cover image). I don't find bad singing and playing, even if it is intentional and takes real talent to pull off when you know how to do it right, particularly funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurricane hugo Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 I'm sure he had it coming. http://blip.fm/invite/WorkRelease Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mate stubb Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 Sort of an "Eydie and Robert Shreds" album. Moe --- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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