timwat Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Steal a man's wallet, and he will be poor for a week. Teach a man music and how to buy instruments, and he will be poor for a lifetime. 2 4 1 Quote .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GovernorSilver Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Mr. Marsalis is on top of this too 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElmerJFudd Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 This fellow really gets around… Quote Yamaha CP88, Casio PX-560 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timwat Posted September 21, 2022 Author Share Posted September 21, 2022 Hey - that's my grandpa!! (Is that racist? It feels vaguely racist. But it's so hard to tell these days. I better just cancel myself to be safe.) 1 3 Quote .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KuruPrionz Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Steal a man's guitar and he will play his banjo. Steal a man's banjo and he will leave an accordion on your lawn. Quote It took a chunk of my life to get here and I am still not sure where "here" is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timwat Posted September 21, 2022 Author Share Posted September 21, 2022 2 minutes ago, KuruPrionz said: Steal a man's guitar and he will play his banjo. Steal a man's banjo and he will leave an accordion on your lawn. And then I'll probably step in the accordion with bare feet in the morning. 1 1 Quote .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KuruPrionz Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Steal a man's trombone and his neighbors will give you lots of money. 1 Quote It took a chunk of my life to get here and I am still not sure where "here" is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MathOfInsects Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Never leave your accordion in the back of your car. I did that once and when I got back someone had broken my window and put a second one in there. 4 Quote Now out! "Mind the Gap," a 24-song album of new material. www.joshweinstein.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Emm Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Having musical instruments is what's KEPT me from being poor. I've just had too light a wallet at times. 2 Quote "Well, the 60s were fun, but now I'm payin' for it." ~ Stan Lee, "Ant-Man and the Wasp" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zxcvbnm098 Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 I'm thinking a variant that might even more appropriate - instead of "teach him music", change to "teach him jazz".... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeronyne Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 1 hour ago, timwat said: Hey - that's my grandpa!! (Is that racist? It feels vaguely racist. But it's so hard to tell these days. I better just cancel myself to be safe.) Yes, it’s racist. Only you and I get a pass on that one. I hate the fonts on these and the random stock footage of an old Asian man… Quote "For instance" is not proof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wd8dky Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 ...and I thought this was going to be a Simon & Garfunkel thread. Quote http://www.weisersound.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
16251 Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Don't eat the yellow snow - Zappa Quote AvantGrand N2 | ES520 | Gallien-Krueger MK & MP | https://soundcloud.com/pete36251 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod S Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 1 hour ago, zeronyne said: Yes, it’s racist. Only you and I get a pass on that one. I hate the fonts on these and the random stock footage of an old Asian man… I thought that was the Japanese alphabet. 🙃 Quote Korg Kronos X73 / ARP Odyssey / Motif ES Rack / Roland D-05 / JP-08 / SE-05 / Jupiter Xm / Novation Mininova / NL2X / Waldorf Pulse II MBP-LOGIC American Deluxe P-Bass, Yamaha RBX760 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GovernorSilver Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 Marsalis was smart enough to choose the image with the appropriate font. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mate stubb Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 Bahn Sage FTW! Quote Moe --- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farfisakid Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 I have always been more partial to Oregano 😜 Quote https://www.rcmusic.com/teachers/m/mario-recupero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
analogika Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 7 hours ago, mate stubb said: Bahn Sage FTW! Came here to make a quip involving that. Nice to see somebody remembers the brou-ha-hah from the Analogue Heaven days… 1 Quote "The Angels of Libra are in the European vanguard of the [retro soul] movement" (Bill Buckley, Soul and Jazz and Funk) The Drawbars | off jazz organ trio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Threadslayer Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 8 hours ago, mate stubb said: Bahn Sage FTW! I don't care if this was a hoax. I still want one! Knob city. Quote Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. -Mark Twain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reezekeys Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 15 hours ago, zxcvbnm098 said: I'm thinking a variant that might even more appropriate - instead of "teach him music", change to "teach him jazz".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
analogika Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 6 hours ago, Threadslayer said: I don't care if this was a hoax. I still want one! Knob city. This one's real: https://www.schmidt-synthesizer.com Quote "The Angels of Libra are in the European vanguard of the [retro soul] movement" (Bill Buckley, Soul and Jazz and Funk) The Drawbars | off jazz organ trio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamuelBLupowitz Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 21 hours ago, zeronyne said: Yes, it’s racist. Only you and I get a pass on that one. I hate the fonts on these and the random stock footage of an old Asian man… A bass player I work with a lot is Chinese, and I love being set up next to him in rehearsal, because I get a private performance of jokes and accents that I cannot repeat to the rest of the band when they ask what the hell is so funny. 1 2 Quote Samuel B. Lupowitz Musician. Songwriter. Food Enthusiast. Bad Pun Aficionado. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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