bill5 Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 Old jazz musicians' joke: Q: You are in an elevator with Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden, and Kenny G. You have a gun but only 2 bullets. Who do you shoot? A: Kenny G. Twice. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Muscara Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 Found on social media but I think you-all would appreciate it! 7 Quote "I'm so crazy, I don't know this is impossible! Hoo hoo!" - Daffy Duck "The good news is that once you start piano you never have to worry about getting laid again. More time to practice!" - MOI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mpn_user7629 Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real MC Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old No7 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 2 Quote Yamaha MODX6 * Hammond SK Pro 73 * Roland Fantom-08 * Crumar Mojo Pedals * Mackie Thump 12As * Tascam DP-24SD * JBL 305 MkIIs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
16251 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 1 1 Quote AvantGrand N2 | ES520 | Gallien-Krueger MK & MP | https://soundcloud.com/pete36251 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightbg Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 8 minutes ago, 16251 said: Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away...... 1 2 Quote 1967 B-3 w/(2) 122's, Nord C1w/Leslie 2101 top, Nord PedalKeys 27, Nord Electro 4D, IK B3X, QSC K12.2, Yamaha reface YC+CS+CP "It needs a Hammond" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Emm Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 1 hour ago, lightbg said: Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away...... A: To keep "Ol' Nessie" from suddenly rearing up and scaring the children. 🐉 1 Quote "Well, the 60s were fun, but now I'm payin' for it." ~ Stan Lee, "Ant-Man and the Wasp" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old No7 Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 2 hours ago, lightbg said: Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? I always heard the answer was... A: Because you can't run away from the English Army with your pants down around your ankles. ( Wonder if that has anything to do with the sheep??? ) Old No7 1 Quote Yamaha MODX6 * Hammond SK Pro 73 * Roland Fantom-08 * Crumar Mojo Pedals * Mackie Thump 12As * Tascam DP-24SD * JBL 305 MkIIs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polychrest Posted January 7 Share Posted January 7 1 Quote "I like rock and roll, man, I don't like much else." John Lennon 1970 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimboKeys Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
16251 Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 Borrowed this from a FB friend. 2 Quote AvantGrand N2 | ES520 | Gallien-Krueger MK & MP | https://soundcloud.com/pete36251 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S_Gould Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 A man runs into a proctologist office shouting "Help me! Help me! I think I'm a moth!" The doctor said "I'm a proctologist. You should see the psychiatrist." The man says "Yes I know." The proctologist asks "Then why did you come into this office?" The man says "The light was on." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real MC Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Kids in the back seat causes accidents. Accidents in the back seat causes kids. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old No7 Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 Enjoy! 3 Quote Yamaha MODX6 * Hammond SK Pro 73 * Roland Fantom-08 * Crumar Mojo Pedals * Mackie Thump 12As * Tascam DP-24SD * JBL 305 MkIIs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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