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S_Gould

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  1. A man runs into a proctologist office shouting "Help me! Help me! I think I'm a moth!" The doctor said "I'm a proctologist. You should see the psychiatrist." The man says "Yes I know." The proctologist asks "Then why did you come into this office?" The man says "The light was on."
  2. Coincidentally, I was at a dinner tonight with Jeffry Biegel, the pianist for his final work:
  3. If you go here: https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/prorecordingworkshop/ William Wittman (Cindy's bass player & music director) is there almost every day (screen name Weedy Wet). He's very open to inquiries, if you have any.
  4. And I almost managed to, but you had to bring him up... 😄
  5. Washington Filibusters... 'nough said 🫠
  6. Sorry, I thought the giant letters were a giveaway
  7. I don't recall anyone here mentioning them (& I had forgotten about them myself for a couple decades), but it seems like a lot of you guys would like them: Definitely check out their other tracks, if you like this one.
  8. Because no money still isn't a little money 😊
  9. Ampy's got ahold of something there. Don't forget you've been scammed, just let go of how it made you feel, and count it as a learned lesson. The best lessons tend to come hard, but run deep.
  10. I'd have sanded it down and covered it in black walnut veneer... but that's just my esthetic.
  11. I learned on an Electrocomp 101 in college (70s). Never saw another one since.
  12. My mother will be bummed, he was a friend of my parents and used to stay with them when he played in San Diego. Unfortunately for me, I was never visiting them at the right time, so never met him.
  13. Stop me if you've heard this: A business executive’s Learjet crashes just off of a small, uninhabited island. The executive (only survivor) finds a little freshwater spring, and manages to supplement his fruit & coconut diet with the occasional speared fish. After a year or so, one day as he’s standing in the surf with his spear, a beautiful young lady in scuba gear emerges from the waves. Without saying a word, she starts to unzip her wetsuit, reaches in and pulls out a flask of XO cognac and hands it to him. Tugging the zipper down a bit more, she extracts a waterproof case with a Cuban cigar and kitchen matches and gives him that as well. After he has drunk about 1/2 the flask, and has the cigar going nicely, she reaches for the zipper again, and in a husky voice asks “Wanna play around?” Dumbfounded, he stammers out “Holy shit!! Don’t tell me you’ve got a set of golf clubs in there too?!!”
  14. Zelle is easy - all you need is an email or (cell)phone # that's associated with a bank account. No fees for sender or recipient.
  15. This sounds like a good compromise.
  16. A very Happy Birthday to you Dave. I'll try not to think about the fact that it means mine's just over a week away.😜
  17. Well.. reckless, yes; but it sure wasn't "wreckless".
  18. A Classic: The difference between a rock band and a jazz band; The rock band plays 4 chords for 300 people - the jazz band plays 300 chords for 4 people.
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