Dave Bryce Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y172/davebryce/527020_10151109663224113_640945877_n.jpg dB ==> David Bryce Music • Funky Young Monks <== Professional Affiliations: Royer Labs • Music Player Network Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Loving Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 "Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HammondDave Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Love it! '55 and '59 B3's; Leslies 147, 122, 21H; MODX 7+; NUMA Piano X 88; Motif XS7; Mellotrons M300 and M400’s; Wurlitzer 206; Gibson G101; Vox Continental; Mojo 61; Launchkey 88 Mk III; Korg Module; B3X; Model D6; Moog Model D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marino Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Excellent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucktunes Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 This has been passed around Facebook recently. I've done my share of displaying it. ><> Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Grace Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Yeah, it's an oldie but a goodiea must for any musician's repertoire. Best, Geoff My Blue Someday appears on Apple Music | Spotify | YouTube | Amazon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAJUSCULE Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Yep, been around Facebook for me too. Well said. Eric Website Gear page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RudyS Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Cool! Rudy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tusker Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Beautiful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outkaster Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Good these owners need to be raked over the coals. "Danny, ci manchi a tutti. La E-Street Band non e' la stessa senza di te. Riposa in pace, fratello" noblevibes.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humannoyed Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Humor is such a great way to teach.I would like to hug the author of that reply "It is a danger to create something and risk rejection. It is a greater danger to create nothing and allow mediocrity to rule." "You owe it to us all to get on with what you're good at." W.H. Auden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeffLearman Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Maybe you couldn't have said it better, but you could have said it in a funny voice! In my mind's ear I can hear the man-eating spider pulling this off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Bryce Posted August 9, 2012 Author Share Posted August 9, 2012 Maybe you couldn't have said it better, but you could have said it in a funny voice! In my mind's ear I can hear the man-eating spider pulling this off. They have a name, you know. Not to go OT, but for those of you who don't know, occasionally I do voices for video games. This is one of the first ones I did back in the 90s. I did from that same game.... dB ==> David Bryce Music • Funky Young Monks <== Professional Affiliations: Royer Labs • Music Player Network Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musicale Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Terrific ! New to me, the perfect response... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeffLearman Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 My apologies to the Ilwrath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITGITC Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Maybe you couldn't have said it better, but you could have said it in a funny voice! In my mind's ear I can hear the man-eating spider pulling this off. They have a name, you know. Not to go OT, but for those of you who don't know, occasionally I do voices for video games. This is one of the first ones I did back in the 90s. I did from that same game.... dB I knew you did voice-overs, dB, but I had not heard these. Too cool. Tom "Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent." - Victor Hugo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marzzz Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 [video:youtube] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allan_evett Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Here's a different approach to the problem. This one turned up on Fort Collins CL the other week. " I'll Play For Free (But Someone Will Pay) " CLONK 'Someday, we'll look back on these days and laugh; likely a maniacal laugh from our padded cells, but a laugh nonetheless' - Mr. Boffo. We need a barfing cat emoticon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonglow Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Here's a different approach to the problem. This one turned up on Fort Collins CL the other week. " I'll Play For Free (But Someone Will Pay) " CLONK LMAO! "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing." - George Bernard Shaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Threadslayer Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Love it! Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. -Mark Twain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Bryce Posted August 10, 2012 Author Share Posted August 10, 2012 A friend just sent me this which was apparently posted in response to the original ad : I'll Play For Free (But Someone Will Pay) Date: 2012-07-27, 12:39PM MDT Reply to: rgnfg-3166841261@comm.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] I'll gladly do this show with a couple of buddies. Here's how it's going to go: We're going to bring a deluxe reverb with two pedals, a Yamaha bass amp and a tiny drum set, one microphone and one powered behringer speaker - it all fits in a minivan and it will sound fine for a bunch of tossers on a backyard porch. We're pros. We know 200 plus songs between us. We'll make it sound good enough. But, here's the dig - we're all decent looking skinny guys in our thirties and... we are gigging musicians. We are going to suck up your booze so fast you'll think you were struck by alcoholic locusts. And then, we're going to outwardly and openly hit on every single upright piece of puzzy that dares enter the property. If they dance, they're getting a guitar between the thighs, at least. We're going to comment on their breasts, their butts, their dance moves, their honky tonk badonkadonk, etc., We'll try to coax them in to a back bathroom for a little oratory or in to the bedroom for a little stinky. If their fat boyfriends of husbands object, oh well. It's ladies choice - and it's doubtful we'l ever see these people again. Besides, we have to get something for our time - it's sex, drugs and rock and roll after all. One of us will find some over-served, already committed soccer mom who wants to relive her glory days in the back of our minivan... it happens at every show. Or, you could just pay us a couple hundred bucks, get a professional sound system, a professional attitude and leave the police and attorneys out of it. What time should we show up? · Location: But Someone Will Pay · it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 3166841261 dB ==> David Bryce Music • Funky Young Monks <== Professional Affiliations: Royer Labs • Music Player Network Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Paxton Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 I plan on committing that CL post to memory so I can recite it whenever I'm asked to play for free. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kanker. Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 A friend just sent me this which was apparently posted in response to the original ad : I'll Play For Free (But Someone Will Pay) Date: 2012-07-27, 12:39PM MDT Reply to: rgnfg-3166841261@comm.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] I'll gladly do this show with a couple of buddies. Here's how it's going to go: We're going to bring a deluxe reverb with two pedals, a Yamaha bass amp and a tiny drum set, one microphone and one powered behringer speaker - it all fits in a minivan and it will sound fine for a bunch of tossers on a backyard porch. We're pros. We know 200 plus songs between us. We'll make it sound good enough. But, here's the dig - we're all decent looking skinny guys in our thirties and... we are gigging musicians. We are going to suck up your booze so fast you'll think you were struck by alcoholic locusts. And then, we're going to outwardly and openly hit on every single upright piece of puzzy that dares enter the property. If they dance, they're getting a guitar between the thighs, at least. We're going to comment on their breasts, their butts, their dance moves, their honky tonk badonkadonk, etc., We'll try to coax them in to a back bathroom for a little oratory or in to the bedroom for a little stinky. If their fat boyfriends of husbands object, oh well. It's ladies choice - and it's doubtful we'l ever see these people again. Besides, we have to get something for our time - it's sex, drugs and rock and roll after all. One of us will find some over-served, already committed soccer mom who wants to relive her glory days in the back of our minivan... it happens at every show. Or, you could just pay us a couple hundred bucks, get a professional sound system, a professional attitude and leave the police and attorneys out of it. What time should we show up? · Location: But Someone Will Pay · it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 3166841261 dB Or you could have just clicked Allan's link.... A ROMpler is just a polyphonic turntable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Bryce Posted August 10, 2012 Author Share Posted August 10, 2012 Or you could have just clicked Allan's link.... Nah, that would have required paying attention. dB ==> David Bryce Music • Funky Young Monks <== Professional Affiliations: Royer Labs • Music Player Network Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opdigits Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Do "Honky Tonk" and "Badonkadonk" actually go together? Nobody told me there'd be days like these... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
non ce futuro Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 They have a name, you know. Not to go OT, but for those of you who don't know, occasionally I do voices for video games. This is one of the first ones I did back in the 90s. I did from that same game.... dB OT: That's amazing! Pretty cool! I love the second one: *you killed my mother, my father, my many brothers, all six of my sisters, in fact, my entire species...* hahahaha, great script! close OT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phred Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Do "Honky Tonk" and "Badonkadonk" actually go together? [video:youtube] I'm just saying', everyone that confuses correlation with causation eventually ends up dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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