alphajerk Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 man, comedy central is showing south park movie right now fully uncensored. fuck, shit and cockmasters in their full unbleeped glory. but fucking time. alphajerk FATcompilation "if god is truly just, i tremble for the fate of my country" -thomas jefferson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunny Knutson Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucker. https://bunny.bandcamp.com/ https://theystolemycrayon.bandcamp.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wow Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 I have never heard such! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meriphew_dup1 Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 One of the very few reasons I miss cable tv. :( www.meriphew.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S_Gould Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 Yep, I recorded it 'cause I was in the studio tweaking a rough mix. It'll be on tomorrow at the same time (1 a.m. EDT). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 Well, whoda thunk. I was watching The History Channel last night...they had something on the history of the Playboy Mansion...and Hef's wild parties. They, er, were showing a little bit more than what the History Channel usually shows. "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip OKeefe Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 Blame Canada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nursers Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 Phillip - where is Terrence? The Keyboard Chronicles Podcast Check out your fellow forumites in an Apple Music playlist Check out your fellow forumites in a Spotify playlist My Music: Stainless Fields Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veracohr Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 I love that movie for the fact that it attempts to be as offensive as possible! "Where is your God now? Where is your beautiful, merciful faggot now?" I like the ability to take insults and "offensive" remarks and make them the silly, inconsequential things they are. "And then you have these thoughts in the back of your mind like 'Why am I doing this? Or is this a figment of my imagination?'" http://www.veracohr.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alphajerk Posted July 5, 2003 Author Share Posted July 5, 2003 i only watched a moment of it just to ge the kick out of hearing fuck on TV... but i really need to go buy the movie on DVD. still had commercials on CC. alphajerk FATcompilation "if god is truly just, i tremble for the fate of my country" -thomas jefferson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Flier Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 Ah yes, the movie is well worth owning on DVD and I don't own many. [i] You neither eat nor sleep nor mow the lawn - You fuck your uncle all day long![/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alndln Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by alphajerk: [b]i only watched a moment of it just to ge the kick out of hearing fuck on TV... [/b][/quote]Maybe we can get together and sneak into a highschool restroom for ciggarettes too. :D "A Robot Playing Trumpet Blows" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addix Metzatricity Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 Even though they said it was uncensored, I was still amazed to hear "Shut the fuck up you goat-sucking cockmaster" on NON-pay TV.... Amazing. South Park and Comedy Central have made some serious strides in combating unnecessary censorship. And they're funny too... :thu: "Bass isn't just for breakfast anymore..." http://www.mp3.com/Addix_Metzatricity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 So how come CC bleeps all the stand up comedians?! :confused: -David http://www.garageband.com/artist/MichaelangelosMuse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyscots Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by Addix Metzatricity: [b]Amazing. South Park and Comedy Central have made some serious strides in combating unnecessary censorship.[/b][/quote]Cool. There's no such censorship in Britain. After 9pm its all go, say what you want, show what you want, full frontal nudity included. I wondered why in this country at 5pm you can watch a live animal being shot, blood splattering everywhere, but at 2am a nipple has to be blurred out. John Scotsman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Orr Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 It would be nice if stations multicast audio, so you could have one with "Shut the fuck up!" and one with "Shut the f___ up!" And better yet, have tv's do censorship on the client side instead of the broadcast side (by sending coords of regions to pixel or dark out) so people have an option of whether or not to censor the video. It shouldn't be too hard. Maybe in the technological step after HDTV :\ Then you have those "Movie has been edited for time and content" type of movies. Those are crap with thier bad overdubs...have you ever seen Mallrats on TV? its not even Jay's voice, let alone funny. Bah, I hate censorship! groove, v. Inflected Form(s): grooved; groov·ing transitive senses:1a.to make a groove in;1b.to join by a groove;2.to perfect by repeated practice;3.to throw (a pitch) in the groove intransitive senses:1.to become joined or fitted by a groove;2.to form a groove;3.to enjoy oneself intensely;4.to interact harmoniously - groov·er noun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peake Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by flyscots: I wondered why in this country at 5pm you can watch a live animal being shot, blood splattering everywhere, but at 2am a nipple has to be blurred out.[/quote]Because creating and manipulating a nation of gun-loving, sex-fearing drones is fun and profitable? :-) Sorry I missed the SoCal forum party! FWIW, welcome. And so true, Meriphew. Good for Comedy Central. Give me the ANALOG and no one gets HURT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyscots Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 Its OK, thanks for the welcome. You'll just have to make sure you turn up for the next party! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitefang Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 It always tickled me the way commercial TV would blank out the "cuss words" in an attempt to "protect" little kids from hearing any offensive language, only to have the set go on the blink. Then those same little kids sit there while Dad puts his foot through it yelling, "You cocksuckin' piece of SHIT!" What a country! Whitefang I started out with NOTHING...and I still have most of it left! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jode Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 Oh, man, one of the worst is the sanitized version of my favorite movie, "Smokey And The Bandit." They INVENTED words to insert in place of profanity. Jackie Gleason's "sumbitch" becomes "scum-bum." What in hell is a scum-bum, anyway? Funny thing is, they left in one part where Gleason's character refers to Sally Field's character as a "coozie." I bet they'd edit it out if he'd called her a cunt. For those in the know, "coozie" is a HUNDRED times more offensive than "sumbitch," and yet it stays in the edited version. Maybe the censors didn't know what it means. And my new favorite is "maggot farmer" for "motherfucker." Heard that one in "Platoon" and "Heartbreak Ridge" on TV. I wish that they'd just bleep or blot out the offending word instead of making up a new script - or even new words - out of whole cloth. As though we don't know what they're saying. "I had to have something, and it wasn't there. I couldn't go down the street and buy it, so I built it." Les Paul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addix Metzatricity Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 My personal favorite is "God Damn". You can say, "God." You can say, "Damn." But if you say them together, they bleep out "God". As if that was the offensive term. "Bleep Damn!" "Bass isn't just for breakfast anymore..." http://www.mp3.com/Addix_Metzatricity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. Gauss Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by Jode: [b]Oh, man, one of the worst is the sanitized version of my favorite movie, "Smokey And The Bandit." They INVENTED words to insert in place of profanity. .[/b][/quote]actually, for me "repo Man" on TV is a hoot. every "you motherfucker" is replaced with "you mellon farmer." i love that. -d. gauss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 Actually, I'm with dgauss on this one. It's hilarious to hear the goofy shit they come up with to replace the "offensive" language. What was the one Wewus was talking about, "monkey funster"...HAHAHA...when you SERIOUSLY think about that one...it becomes "offensive" too. "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP3 Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 I believe it's "Uncle Fucka". "South Park - Bigger, Longer & Uncut" is one of the best musicals in recent memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunny Knutson Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 You're a boner biting bastard! https://bunny.bandcamp.com/ https://theystolemycrayon.bandcamp.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendmik Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by DC: [b]So how come CC bleeps all the stand up comedians?! :confused: [/b][/quote]Two reasons, one, those edits are made with the standard assumption and hope the clips may eventually be syndicated and bought by other networks. The need and expense for re-edits would be a deal breaker in most cases. Also, the producers of the standup shows do not push for non-censorship as Trey and Matt do. Second, CC only allows looser standards after prime time. Standup airs during all hours of the day. Look at the time the SOuth Park film aired. Dead of the night. Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform. Mark Twain (1835-1910) -------------------- Reporter: "Ah, do you think you could destroy the world?" The Tick: "Ehgad I hope not. That's where I keep all my stuff!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sp3nc3r Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 I saw this movie on opening night and I laughed so hard, I missed about a third of the jokes.... Which is why I went back the next night and saw it again!! Again, like Lee, I don'town many DVD's, but SP- B,L & U was my first!! Cheers! Spencer "I prefer to beat my opponents the old-fashioned way....BRUTALLY!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rog Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 Isn't there a band called the Melon Farmers? "That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." - Banky Edwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20to20 Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by Addix Metzatricity: [b]My personal favorite is "God Damn". You can say, "God." You can say, "Damn." But if you say them together, they bleep out "God". As if that was the offensive term. "Bleep Damn!"[/b][/quote]I saw a movie the other night where they left in "ass" and bleeped out "hole"... :rolleyes: Those censors are a buncha bleepdamn assbleeps... :p Bob Phillips 20to20soundesign Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duardo Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 My favorite was from Police Academy... "Freeze or I'll blow your goshdarn knees off, eggroll!" -Duardo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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