Jode

My friends, the classic rock band that plays a couple of ripping Rush covers, heard the following one night from a drunk redneck at set break: "Man, that Rush was fuckin' awesome! Do y'all know "Temples of Xanax"? (I may have told that one before. Smack me if so.)

Double post. Oh well - while I'm here... What do you say to a guitarist in a new suit? "Will the defendant please rise." Two drummers walk past a bar. Hey, it could happen.

What's the range of a harmonica? About seventy-five feet, if you throw it really hard. How can you tell if a lead singer's on your front porch? He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in. How do you make an Indian laugh? Tell him you're from the US government, and you're here to help.