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Random Thoughts and One-Offs #2933265 06/17/18 04:30 PM
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We don’t have a thread for the random items that aren’t worth their own thread, or are just quick ideas or thoughts you want to convey. We do now!

Just found this on Twitter:

Howard Jones - New Song improvisation Part 1

https://twitter.com/howardjones/status/1008295795647549440?s=21


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Re: Random Thoughts and One-Offs [Re: Synthaholic] #2933269 06/17/18 05:26 PM
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Nothing important to say. Oh, wait...uh.
Never mind.

Re: Random Thoughts and One-Offs [Re: moj] #2933282 06/17/18 09:21 PM
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Back to GASsing for an OB-6.

Ugh, whatever.


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Re: Random Thoughts and One-Offs [Re: MAJUSCULE] #2933284 06/17/18 09:36 PM
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Is a random thought in a thread intended for it, still random?


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Re: Random Thoughts and One-Offs [Re: MathOfInsects] #2933285 06/17/18 09:42 PM
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OT: How do I post off-topic in this thread?


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Re: Random Thoughts and One-Offs [Re: Tom Williams] #2933287 06/17/18 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted By: Tom Williams
OT: How do I post off-topic in this thread?


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Re: Random Thoughts and One-Offs [Re: aellison62] #2933289 06/17/18 10:00 PM
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My first thought was that it was just a post count boosting thread.


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Re: Random Thoughts and One-Offs [Re: MAJUSCULE] #2933290 06/17/18 10:01 PM
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But then I realized that neither Joe nor Tom started the thread.


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Re: Random Thoughts and One-Offs [Re: MAJUSCULE] #2933291 06/17/18 10:01 PM
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Oh well, I still have GAS.


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Re: Random Thoughts and One-Offs [Re: MAJUSCULE] #2933292 06/17/18 10:02 PM
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Anyone want to gift me an OB-6? I'll accept a module.


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Re: Random Thoughts and One-Offs [Re: MAJUSCULE] #2933293 06/17/18 10:06 PM
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One-off ELP concert, and sadly, their last.



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Re: Random Thoughts and One-Offs [Re: MAJUSCULE] #2933350 06/18/18 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted By: MAJUSCULE
But then I realized that neither Joe nor Tom started the thread.
Joe who? idk


The great thing about music is that there's always something to learn. The frustrating thing about music is that there's always something to learn!
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It doesn’t matter which way I insert a USB plug, it will be wrong on the first try.


I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient and I will get to you shortly.
Re: Random Thoughts and One-Offs [Re: stillearning] #2933468 06/18/18 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted By: stillearning
It doesn’t matter which way I insert a USB plug, it will be wrong on the first try.


Same here. Sideways, right side up. Always wrong on the 1st try. sometimes more so, with bad aim.

Even if there were minuscule directional symbols I would ignore that

Re: Random Thoughts and One-Offs [Re: GregC] #2933469 06/18/18 07:39 PM
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One-off:



The great thing about music is that there's always something to learn. The frustrating thing about music is that there's always something to learn!
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My very observant son taught me that horizontal USB's are always "open" side up. (The little metal windows should be the open ones, not the blocked-off ones.)


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Re: Random Thoughts and One-Offs [Re: MathOfInsects] #2933476 06/18/18 08:33 PM
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Take a moment to consider the ramifications if ice did not float.....


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I'm currently on the road. The highway is punctuated regularly by signs that say "overtaking permitted when safe". Those last two words seem superfluous to me.

Re: Random Thoughts and One-Offs [Re: CowboyNQ] #2933480 06/18/18 10:21 PM
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A polygamnist has multiple wives (or husbands). Is one who marries Siamese twins a paragamist?

Just asking.

Re: Random Thoughts and One-Offs [Re: Markyboard] #2933492 06/18/18 11:55 PM
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There was a sign in a park near my home that read “Please keep horses off all purpose trails”.


I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient and I will get to you shortly.
Re: Random Thoughts and One-Offs [Re: Markyboard] #2933497 06/19/18 01:39 AM
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Originally Posted By: Markyboard
A polygamnist has multiple wives (or husbands). Is one who marries Siamese twins a paragamist?

Just asking.



Is marrying Siamese twins a really good idea or a really bad idea?

Re: Random Thoughts and One-Offs [Re: GregC] #2933503 06/19/18 02:32 AM
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Originally Posted By: GregC
Originally Posted By: stillearning
It doesn’t matter which way I insert a USB plug, it will be wrong on the first try.


Same here. Sideways, right side up. Always wrong on the 1st try. sometimes more so, with bad aim.

Even if there were minuscule directional symbols I would ignore that


I thought it was just me and I was super unlucky! Glad to know there are others just as unlucky as me! whew!


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The earth is obviously round - if it was flat, the cats would have knocked everything off of it by now.


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From the king of random thoughts, George Carlin:

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”

“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”

“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”

“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”

“There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. ”

“If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”

“Some people see things that are and ask, Why?
Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not?
Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.”

“I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so f*ckin' heroic.”

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

“Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.”

“I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.”

“Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.”


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Re: Random Thoughts and One-Offs [Re: Rusty Mike] #2933607 06/19/18 02:10 PM
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From the BBC sound archive: "Man being dragged out of a piano"


"That's another thing that bugs me, the naysayers who say the music sucked. Come on, you ever been to a gig? The only time it's perfect is when it's on hard drive."
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I had the bad luck to be driving on the freeway today and it was a cluster(bleep) of people who reminded me of this.

"Mother thrived. … Promotions, raises, all manner of good fortune came her way, seemingly without any effort on her part at all. She was, in fact, protected by the ancient, nameless force that weaves itself around the destinies of but a few. Those few being the truly, stultifyingly f**k-stupid. If Mother stumbled in the street, it would be on a bar of gold. Whoever walked behind her would be decapitated by a crashing aircraft in her stead. She truly walked between the raindrops. All near her- from the crippled orphan to the saintly brain surgeon- were showered in lumps of toxic excrement. That one happened."
~ Garth Ennis, "The Boys"


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Re: Random Thoughts and One-Offs [Re: David Emm] #2933806 06/20/18 11:26 PM
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Does anyone else ever play ‘The Tennessee Waltz’? It’s a song about how you're on a date, run into a friend, the friend dances with your date, steals your date out from under you.


I was dancin' with my darlin to the Tennessee Waltz
When an old friend I happened to see.
I introduced him to my darlin' and while they were dancin'
My friend stole my sweetheart from me.
I remember the night and the Tennessee Waltz
Now I know just how much I have lost
Yes, I lost my little darlin' the night they were playin'
That beautiful Tennessee Waltz



What I want to know is if the name of this song about the incident is The Tennessee Waltz, yet they were dancing to The Tennessee Waltz in the song, how did that song go?


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Re: Random Thoughts and One-Offs [Re: MAJUSCULE] #2933818 06/21/18 07:05 AM
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Originally Posted By: MAJUSCULE
Anyone want to gift me an OB-6? I'll accept a module.


Let's make a deal: if a win a (big) lottery, i'll send you mine.
OK, i have to convince myself to buy the lottery ticket :-< ..

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Originally Posted By: stillearning
It doesn’t matter which way I insert a USB plug, it will be wrong on the first try.


And this hold even if you are using USB-C
Maurizio


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Re: Random Thoughts and One-Offs [Re: mauriziodececco] #2939023 07/23/18 04:16 PM
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On Saturday, my fairly new Rode M1 microphone just failed to work. Never been dropped, not a mark on it, pop screens since I bought it.

I’ve never had a mic do this before. Anyone?


The fact there's a Highway To Hell and only a Stairway To Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers

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