analogman1 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 I'm posting this with a heavy heart..ð As much as I love analog and digital synthesizer and effects and everything that comes with it, it is taking up too much of my time. I am struggling to keep up with the everyday basics of life with a family, cleaning and cooking and maintaining my home, so something has to give. I will be getting rid of my collection. Below is a list of what's available. Serious inquiries only, and please don't insult me with low offers. Thanks for reading and understanding... 1. Dustpan and broom 2. Sponges 3. Toilet spray 4. Mop and bucket 5. Window cleaner 6. Vacuum 7. Dishwashing liquid 8. Laundry detergent 9. Fabric softener 10. Laundry baskets 11. Toilet brush 12. Cleaning sprays 13. Family Serious inquiries only hope you enjoyed the humor! I can"t take credit for this, I copied it from the. 'simply synthesizers' group on Facebook. Enjoy!!!! Quote Tom Nord Electro 5D, Modal Cobalt 8, Yamaha upright piano, numerous plug-ins... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggles Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 That raised a good laugh Many thanks for posting it. Quote Col Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
16251 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 I'm posting this with a heavy heart..ð As much as I love analog and digital synthesizer and effects and everything that comes with it, it is taking up too much of my time. I am struggling to keep up with the everyday basics of life with a family, cleaning and cooking and maintaining my home, so something has to give. I will be getting rid of my collection. Below is a list of what's available. Serious inquiries only, and please don't insult me with low offers. Thanks for reading and understanding... 1. Dustpan and broom 2. Sponges 3. Toilet spray 4. Mop and bucket 5. Window cleaner 6. Vacuum 7. Dishwashing liquid 8. Laundry detergent 9. Fabric softener 10. Laundry baskets 11. Toilet brush 12. Cleaning sprays 13. Family Serious inquiries only hope you enjoyed the humor! I can"t take credit for this, I copied it from the. 'simply synthesizers' group on Facebook. Enjoy!!!! * Quote AvantGrand N2 | ES520 | Gallien-Krueger MK & MP | https://soundcloud.com/pete36251 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skipeb3 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 Can you post some pictures? thanks for the chuckle... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfD Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 Hilarious. I would hope that we don't have to give up our beloved gear. At least not until it's time to move into that assisted living facility. Quote PD "The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return."--E. Ahbez "Nature Boy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docbop Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 Hilarious. I would hope that we don't have to give up our beloved gear. At least not until it's time to move into that assisted living facility. Move to assisted living facility you get to buy a bigger amp your neighbors won't notice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bill bosco Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 i might be interested in some sponges Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radagast Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 Does any of them have USB MIDI? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harmonizer Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 What about deodorant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old No7 Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 I'm posting this with a heavy heart..ð As much as I love... Good one! I posted an altered version of this on another forum I frequent and left some extra lines before the punchline -- I suckered them all in, and their responses were hilarious! Even got a few offers to buy! Old No7 Quote Yamaha MODX6 * Hammond SK Pro 73 * Roland Fantom-08 * Crumar Mojo Pedals * Mackie Thump 12As * Tascam DP-24SD * JBL 305 MkIIs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
analogman1 Posted December 7, 2021 Author Share Posted December 7, 2021 LOL Glad everyone enjoyed this! NOW Get out there and spend your $$$, the holidays are upon us!!! Quote Tom Nord Electro 5D, Modal Cobalt 8, Yamaha upright piano, numerous plug-ins... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zalman Stern Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 How many voices of polyphony on number 13? And do they stay in tune? I've heard that's a common problem. -Z- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synthizen2 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 I happen to know that a fully spec'd Kurzweil PC3 with the Kore 64 expansion serves as an excellent dustpan. But definitely not without the Kore 64 expansion. (The electromagnetic field generated by the Kore 64 helps to collect the dust toward the rear of the synth, where it's easily scooped up). Quote Kurzweil PC3, Yamaha MOX8, Alesis Ion, Kawai K3M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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