This is today�s music?

[Muad’Dib]

I am not a fan ok Nickii Minaj !

If this is what passes for modern music? Let alone Hip Hop? I tried to listened but couldn"t!

 

 

I'm a boss ass

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

I'm a boss ass

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

I'm a boss ass

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

I'm a boss ass

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

I'm a boss ass (yo)

I employ these niggaz

They be grown men but I little boy these niggaz

Want the cookie so I gotta chips ahoy these niggaz

But I neva Iphone, android these niggaz

Use rubbers wit 'em, I'ont neva raw these niggaz

More money than 'em I'ma son all these niggaz

I ain't shoppin' but it's like I gotta store these niggaz

Put em on time out and never call these niggaz

Pussy like girls damn is my pussy gay?

It's a holiday, play wit my pussy day

Pussy this, pussy that, pussy taken

Pussy ride dick like she a Jamaican

Pussy stay warm, pussy on vacation

You loose bitches need a pussy renovation

You could eat it wit a pussy reservation

Pussy bout to get a standin' ovation

Clap, clap clap for this pussy nigga

But I can't give this pussy to a pussy nigga

Awww man, slow down. Ima give u somethin' dat you could hold down

But I can't give u head, I'm too ill for that

Ima make a movie still, kill bill for that

'Cause what da fuck? This ain't Chanel nigga? Custom down?

What the fuck? I ain't smokin hot? Bust me down?

You da same clown nigga dat was runnin' me down?

Now u all up in da sauce, 'cause u wanna be down?

I said rule number one to be a boss ass bitch

Neva let a clown nigga try to play you

If he play you, then rule number two

Fuck his best friends, then make 'em yes men

And get a dick pic and then you press send

And send a red heart, and send a kissy face

And tell him that his friends love how ya pussy taste

And that's rule three, I am the school t

My wrist look like I am a jewel thief

But that's just 'cause I am a boss bitch

Now macaroni cheese and grill my sword fish

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

I'm a boss ass

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

I'm a boss ass

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

If he catch my drift, he could catch my jizz

I be out in Cali runnin' all my businesses

I be out in Cali watchin' back my Christmas vids

Every time I fuck him, yes I tell him this is his!

Looked down at it and I said this is big

Man my game so cold, I said this is rigged

Best flow in the game, this is not a lie

Tell them bitches cross they' T's and dot they I

I came back bitches flows still boring

I said damn, man go back to whoring

You know I still lead the league in scoring

You know I'm still bad and I'm still foreign

I'ma give bitches time to get hot

Chill out at the game, New York Knickerbock

If they actually got bars, they could rock

But if not, I'ma destroy chicks a lot! Oh

But on the real, I'm in album mode

Just dropped this freestyle before these files get old

When I lay low, bitches be safe and sound!

When I come back they better not make a sound!

I hear you!

When I'm back on the prowl

You bitches better have ma money

'Cause I'm coming for you

Ooh, ooh

Ah okay

I order rich bitch sauce!

Rich bitch cold, got a rich bitch cough!

Which bitch want it? I go rich bitch off!

'Cause you know my style gettin ripped, bit off!

When I'm at the restaurant rich bitch sauce

Rich bitch cold, I got a rich bitch cough!

Which bitch want it? I go rich bitch off!

And you know my style gettin' ripped, bit off!

Off, off, off, off, off, off, off Ima bo Ima boss

Ask Lil Wayne who the 5 Star bitch is

Ask Lil Wayne who the 5 Star bitch is

Ask Lil Wayne, ask Lil Wayne

Ask Lil Wayne who the 5 Star bitch is

Ask Birdman who the 5 Star bitch is

Ask Young Money who the five Star bitch is

Who the 5 Star bitch is, who the 5 Star bitch is

Ask Birdman who the five Star bitch is

Ask Lil Wayne, ask Lil Wayne

Ask Lil Wayne who the five Star bitch is

Source: LyricFind

Songwriters: Onika Tanya Maraj

Boss Ass Bitch lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group

[KuruPrionz]

There has been crass music since there has been music.

 

I've got a CD of songs that were recorded in the 20's and 30's in America - title is Copulatin' Blues.

I played in a band with a friend who's Dad was in a band when he was much younger.

 

He knew a ton of vile and filthy little jingles.

 

Nothing has changed except the delivery system and the level of censorship. Humans are still filthy, unimaginative creatures.

Some of them are hysterically funny.

 

And some write, record and perform incredibly beautiful music today. Seek and ye shall find!!!

[BenWaB3]

Back in my day in was Doug Clark & The Hot Nuts that were shocking to many, although their purpose was comedy. They were most popular in the Southern Atlantic states. They seem so tame today in comparison.

[KuruPrionz]

Back in my day in was Doug Clark & The Hot Nuts that were shocking to many, although their purpose was comedy. They were most popular in the Southern Atlantic states. They seem so tame today in comparison.

 

Right, or Frank Zappa or Root Boy Slim and The Sex Change Band.

 

It is as old as human history. I've been adopted into a Lummi family by an Elder. I've sat with the Elders at a party, out under the trees. They go around the group, slagging each other and laughing. It is a fun game they play and they are without mercy or decorum. They all laugh, they are all dear friends and family. They love to tease and you need to be fast if somebody lobs one at you. It is part of normal conversation.

[Notes_Norton]

I don't mind the crass lyrics nearly as much as I mind the fact that to me music needs melody, harmony and rhythm. I prefer my music to have all 3. If it doesn't it soon bores me. But it's obviously OK for others, and that's OK with me.

 

Notes

[GovernorSilver]

I don't listen to American pop music.

 

Too many other options.

 

Between Youtube's recommendation engine and Bandcamp, I have no incentive to seek out whatever is playing on the radio. When I do get into my car - usually for a grocery trip - I'm listening to news or public radio instead of corporate music.

 

I won't diss Minaj but if you don't like her music, I don't understand why you would torture yourself instead of just turning off that radio and putting on music that you like.

[Anderton]

"Now macaroni cheese and grill my sword fish"

 

Like Ms. Minaj, I much preferred grilled swordfish to broiled or fried. I'm glad she's taking a stand for proper cooking techniques.

[Muad’Dib]

"Now macaroni cheese and grill my sword fish"

 

Like Ms. Minaj, I much preferred grilled swordfish to broiled or fried. I'm glad she's taking a stand for proper cooking techniques.

 

[Muad’Dib]

I don't listen to American pop music.

 

Too many other options.

 

Between Youtube's recommendation engine and Bandcamp, I have no incentive to seek out whatever is playing on the radio. When I do get into my car - usually for a grocery trip - I'm listening to news or public radio instead of corporate music.

 

I won't diss Minaj but if you don't like her music, I don't understand why you would torture yourself instead of just turning off that radio and putting on music that you like.

 

 

Curiosity? Actually i had part of the song stuck in my head and wanted to hear the rest.

[Nowarezman]

I'm not offended by people being offended. But it's just a fact that pornography has gone mainstream. I grew up in an era where Playboys were the strongest dose of media erotica commonly known. Harder stuff of course was around, but I never saw any as a teenager in the 60s and early 70s. Scarcity was a huge part of the appeal, too. Sure, the porn was around somewhere, but it was hidden away in secret stashes known only to a few. And there was a huge stigma, no question.

 

I really don't know what it must be like, growing up now in an era when porn is as available as network TV shows, 24/7. There's a free and direct porn-line into almost every house and bedroom in the world. The articles I read in the NY Times and such tell me that porn is where kids get their basic sex education. I'm sure if I was a teen today I would have seen countless hours of any form or variety of porn I desired. Who with any hormones at all could resist? And the articles also tell me that the porn business is still abusive, exploitative, and a terrible trap for young women. So the more things change the more they stay the same I guess.

 

All this to say - yeah, porn has always been around, but the mainstreaming is a new thing and a culturally significant new thing. Not like we haven't seen how this has been on the way - each generation likes to think of itself as more "advanced" than the prior when it comes to self-indulgences and permissiveness. Well, at this late date in the story, we've reached the point of near total permissiveness, with the only voices of restraint coming from those involved in damage control, or from our slowly but constrantly dwindling seriously religious population. The masses of conservative religious identifiers (i.e. not particularly serious about it all) having become pretty indistinguishable morally from the general population for some time now.

 

nat

[GovernorSilver]

I don't listen to American pop music.

 

Too many other options.

 

Between Youtube's recommendation engine and Bandcamp, I have no incentive to seek out whatever is playing on the radio. When I do get into my car - usually for a grocery trip - I'm listening to news or public radio instead of corporate music.

 

I won't diss Minaj but if you don't like her music, I don't understand why you would torture yourself instead of just turning off that radio and putting on music that you like.

 

 

Curiosity? Actually i had part of the song stuck in my head and wanted to hear the rest.

 

Fair enough.

 

One of the last times I visited my sister, i got stuck listening to that song by Snoop Dogg and Kate Perry, because it was constantly being played in the shopping malls, and my Mom loved to shop - still does, lol.

 

That's about the only way I hear American pop music, when it's played in a store and I can't escape!

[area51recording]

A wise man once opined on this subject to me. He said, "If you don't dig it, it wasn't written for you".....

[Anderton]

I'm not offended by people being offended. But it's just a fact that pornography has gone mainstream.

 

It's entirely possible that removing the "forbidden fruit" aspect will dilute its impact. I don't know if these stats still hold, but the Netherlands used to have the lowest per capita pot consumption for industrialized nations, even though marijuana was "permitted" (technically speaking, it wasn't "legal") and available everywhere. So what ended up happening is people would go to a cafe with their friends on their birthday and smoke a joint, because it just wasn't a big deal.

 

I could get into a rant about how sex education isn't the same as love education, but that's an entirely different topic

[Nowarezman]

I could get into a rant about how sex education isn't the same as love education, but that's an entirely different topic

 

 

Certainly, that's one of the damage control issues - kids getting their "sex education" from the worst sources possible.

 

There's current article running in the NY Times on this very issue:

 

NY Times - How To Talk To Kids About Porn

 

nat

[Muad’Dib]

I could get into a rant about how sex education isn't the same as love education, but that's an entirely different topic

 

 

Certainly, that's one of the damage control issues - kids getting their "sex education" from the worst sources possible.

 

There's current article running in the NY Times on this very issue:

 

NY Times - How To Talk To Kids About Porn

 

nat

 

How on earth did we wind up discussing porn and sex?

[Anderton]

How on earth did we wind up discussing porn and sex?

 

 

Well, sex and music have always been fellow bedmates. I mean, bosom buddies. I mean, uh, complementary subjects

[Anderton]

And don't forget the studies showing that women are more attracted to guys who play guitar. Is that sexist? Of course not! It just means that a particular segment of the female population is guaranteed to be discerning and intelligent

[GovernorSilver]

I could get into a rant about how sex education isn't the same as love education, but that's an entirely different topic

 

 

Certainly, that's one of the damage control issues - kids getting their "sex education" from the worst sources possible.

 

There's current article running in the NY Times on this very issue:

 

NY Times - How To Talk To Kids About Porn

 

nat

 

How on earth did we wind up discussing porn and sex?

 

The lyrics you posted in your OP.

 

If you hated those lyrics, def. don't listen to Lords of Acid. My intro to that band was the singer boasting about her something.

[Muad’Dib]

I probably shouldn"t complain too much! I mean i have listened to Eminem! Not, that i listen to him regularly!

[KuruPrionz]

I've always preferred "brinksmanship", where something is almost but not quite said.

 

It's fun to try and write lyrics that say "it" but don't say it.

 

Benny Hill, if you watch him for a bit, he'll pop off with some splendid brinksmanship, takes it right to the brink and...

[Markyboard]

Catchy.

[The Real MC]

And don't forget the studies showing that women are more attracted to guys who play guitar. Is that sexist? Of course not! It just means that a particular segment of the female population is guaranteed to be discerning and intelligent

 

There's another reason women are attracted to guitar players. When they are sweeping the guitar it looks kinda... funny.

[The Real MC]

Benny Hill, if you watch him for a bit, he'll pop off with some splendid brinksmanship, takes it right to the brink and...

 

Benny Hill was a master at that. Then the sight of a mischievous grin slowly rising on his face had you busting a gut.

 

British humor has always had plenty of double entendres. Heck even the "F" word isn't offensive in their culture.

[Anderton]

I think there's a lot of concern about things that don't require concern. I remember when flag-burning was a HUGE issue. People were flipping out about whether it was a first amendment thing or not, getting into fights, passionate/long-drawn-out stuff, bills introduced in the Senate, etc. etc. Now it's just a yawner.

 

Same with artists being outrageous. Okay, you got your 15 minutes of fame! Great!! Do you think I care? No! Do you think you'll matter in 5 years? No!!

 

All I can say is it's important to invest your money wisely for when nobody gives a flying truck any more.

 

Anyway, fellow forum folks, you wanna get YouTube attention? Here's my gift to you! Put these lyrics to a melody of sorts, put it on YouTube, and you'll get YOUR 15 minutes!!

 

Cats are big on the internet

Boeing makes stuff and planes and jets

I think I'm hungry, I should try "food"

My neighbor next door is in a bad mood

I don't give a sh*t about politics

As long as they don't raise the price on Netflix

Cars are made of plastic and stuff

Cats go meow and dogs go "ruff!"

And sports is like Kellogg's Corn Flakes

After all, baseball calls it "home plate"

Plates are where you eat your stuff

Cats go meow and dogs go "ruff"

And cats are big on the internet

The best way to catch fish is with a net

Wires go from one place to another

And now I really should swear so...motherf**cker!

That will get me an "R" rating

And can I use the word masterpating?

Although mom was a serious trucker

Who listened to country music, and wasn't a sucker

You know she had a Peterbilt

She drank coffee but liked it with milk

Circles are round, and coffee has grounds

Dr. Seuss was a genius I found

And rhyzone.com is all I need

To crank out lyrics ENDLESSLY

 

Okay! Now one of you can put this to music, and make a million dollars!!! Happy holidays!!!!!

 

I have only one request: DO NOT list me as the songwriter. Use my pseudonym, Barky the Dog. Thank you!

[KuruPrionz]

Benny Hill, if you watch him for a bit, he'll pop off with some splendid brinksmanship, takes it right to the brink and...

 

Benny Hill was a master at that. Then the sight of a mischievous grin slowly rising on his face had you busting a gut.

 

British humor has always had plenty of double entendres. Heck even the "F" word isn't offensive in their culture.

 

Indeed. Among my favorites - the great soccer player Hugh Jarse - "If you want to win the game, you are going to need a Hugh Jarse on your team."

And "The law firm - Martin, Barton and Far.....go.

 

Brinksmanship, it is an Art and a Science.

[Tom Williams]

Yup, the great Benny Hill got his start after a wealthy aunt left him her cannery.

[analogika]

As you read the following lyrics, keep in mind that the scripts at court deleted any and all lyrics they deemed obscene when they recorded the people's songs, substituting meaningless syllables like "fa" and "la" instead.

 

Compare to Nicki Minaj's lyric:

 

 

Deck the halls with boughs of holly

FALALALALA LALALALA

'Tis the season to be jolly

FALALALALA LALALALA

Don we now our gay apparel

Fa la la la la, la la la la (fa la la la la, la la la la)

Troll the ancient Yuletide carol

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Fa la la la la, la la la la la la

Fa la la la la, fa la la la

Fa la la la la, la la la la la la

Fa la la la la, fa la la la

See the blazing yule before us

Fa la la la la, la la la la (fa la la la la, la la la la)

Strike the harp and join the chorus

(Fa la la la la, la la la, fa la la la la, la la la)

Follow me in merry measure

Fa la la la la, la la la la, fa la la la la, la la la la

While I tell of Yuletide treasure

(Fa la la la la, la la la la)

Fa la la la la, la la la la la la

Fa la la la la, fa la la la

Fa la la la la, la la la la la la

Fa la la la la, fa la la la

Fast away, the old year passes

Fa la la la la, la la la la (fa la la la la, la la la la)

Hail the new, ye lads and lasses

(Fa la la, la la la, la la la, la la la, fa la la, la la la, la la la la)

Sing we joyous all together, oh

Heedless of the wind and weather

Fa la la la la, la la la la (hey)

Fa la la la la, la la la la la la (oh)

Fa la la la la, fa la la la (oh)

Oh oh fa la la la la, la la la la la la

Fa la la la la, fa la la la

[KuruPrionz]

As you read the following lyrics, keep in mind that the scripts at court deleted any and all lyrics they deemed obscene when they recorded the people's songs, substituting meaningless syllables like "fa" and "la" instead.

 

Compare to Nicki Minaj's lyric:

 

 

Deck the halls with boughs of holly

FALALALALA LALALALA

'Tis the season to be jolly

FALALALALA LALALALA

Don we now our gay apparel

Fa la la la la, la la la la (fa la la la la, la la la la)

Troll the ancient Yuletide carol

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Fa la la la la, la la la la la la

Fa la la la la, fa la la la

Fa la la la la, la la la la la la

Fa la la la la, fa la la la

See the blazing yule before us

Fa la la la la, la la la la (fa la la la la, la la la la)

Strike the harp and join the chorus

(Fa la la la la, la la la, fa la la la la, la la la)

Follow me in merry measure

Fa la la la la, la la la la, fa la la la la, la la la la

While I tell of Yuletide treasure

(Fa la la la la, la la la la)

Fa la la la la, la la la la la la

Fa la la la la, fa la la la

Fa la la la la, la la la la la la

Fa la la la la, fa la la la

Fast away, the old year passes

Fa la la la la, la la la la (fa la la la la, la la la la)

Hail the new, ye lads and lasses

(Fa la la, la la la, la la la, la la la, fa la la, la la la, la la la la)

Sing we joyous all together, oh

Heedless of the wind and weather

Fa la la la la, la la la la (hey)

Fa la la la la, la la la la la la (oh)

Fa la la la la, fa la la la (oh)

Oh oh fa la la la la, la la la la la la

Fa la la la la, fa la la la

 

That is just dirty...

[Winston Psmith]

As an old Fugs fan, I'm not in a position to point any fingers. If you've never heard "Supergirl", "Slum Goddess", or "Wide, Wide River of Shit,", well, don't say I didn't warn you. OTOH, if you've really NEVER even heard of The Fugs, please, pull up a chair and have a listen. "Nothing" is a personal favorite.

 

Metal has its share of perfectly awful lyrics, too. Anyone remember the band W.A.S.P.? The band name was supposedly an acronym for "We Are Sexual Perverts". They also had a song titled "Animal (Fuck Like A Beast)".

 

I don't look to Pop Music, in any of its forms, for intellectual depth, nor artistry: it's a mass-market product, like fast food, or anything disposable. FWIW, though, I have to give some respect, however grudgingly, to anyone who could write a song like the OP quoted, and make money from it.

[David Emm]

Gilbert Gottfried does Cardi B. I want this played at my funeral.

 

NSFW or anywhere else, really, especially around kids or "sensitive" listeners. Its... pretty appalling. Did I say NSFW? Take me seriously, I warned you!