zephonic Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/gossip/2010/05/alicia-keys-pregnant-engaged.html I'm hurt. If someone snatches Esperanza, that's it. local: Korg Nautilus 61 AT | Yamaha MODX8 away: GigPerformer | 16" MBP M1 Max home: Kawai RX-2 | Korg D1 | Roland Fantom X7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marino Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Ha. Since we are in gossip mode, I'll say what many are thinking... That guy must be a formidable lover, 'cause he's a bit ugly for a gorgeous woman as Alicia - isn't he?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary75 Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 It's well known beautiful women like unbeautiful men, it makes them secure knowing that every woman won't be after him. That's how I roll anyway. *places mask back onto face and returns to cupboard* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Force Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 It's well known beautiful women like unbeautiful men, it makes them secure knowing that every woman won't be after him. That's how I roll anyway. *places mask back onto face and returns to cupboard* Steve Force, Durham, North Carolina -------- My Professional Websites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanS Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 and he's a rapper! It can't miss. What we record in life, echoes in eternity. Yamaha Montage M7, Nord Electro 6D, Hammond XK1c, Dave Smith PolyEvolver & Rack, Moog Voyager, Modal Cobalt 8X, Univox MiniKorg. https://www.abandoned-film.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rod76 Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 That should put those lesbian rumours to rest...hopefully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meisenhower Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 It's well known beautiful women like unbeautiful men, it makes them secure knowing that every woman won't be after him. That's how I roll anyway. *places mask back onto face and returns to cupboard* Anyone remember Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett? Who would have thought? Then agan, Lyle makes it up in spades with talent, so there you go, but we're talking "physical appearance" here, not overall appeal. Yamaha C7 Grand, My Hammonds: '57 B3, '54 C2, '42 BC, '40 D, '05 XK3 Pro System, Kawai MP9000, Fender Rhodes Mk I 73, Yamaha CP33, Motif ES6, Nord Electro 2, Minimoog Voyager & Model D, Korg MS10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dana. Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 I was going to start a thread about this late last night but figured I had posted enough about Alicia. Ah, hell... Future MILF, fellas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus64 Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Shes also engaged to rapper Swizz Beatz. I know his sister, Swiss Miss. I heard that he and Alicia are naming the baby Swiss Cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary75 Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Hopefully they'll tuck the babys inheritance away in a Swiss bank account Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary75 Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Look guys, you only have to look at past couples. Phantom of the Opera had a beautiful woman. Hunchback of Notre Dame, his was nice, King Kong, his was nice and tiny. Go get ugly, you'll thank me later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus64 Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Hopefully they'll tuck the babys inheritance away in a Swiss bank account I doubt it. Rappers are into "bling", so he'll probably blow it all on some Swiss Watches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrokeys Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 The sad part is...the baby's first word will probably be "yo." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GustavS Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 You guys are a wonderful and humorous bunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTeechur Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 So, given the parents, the child has a 50/50 shot of being a musician. Muzikteechur is Lonnie, in Kittery, Maine. HS music teacher: Concert Band, Marching Band, Jazz Band, Chorus, Music Theory, AP Music Theory, History of Rock, Musical Theatre, Piano, Guitar, Drama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Muscara Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 My only concern will the "baby bump" affect her playing? Isn't that what is important? "I'm so crazy, I don't know this is impossible! Hoo hoo!" - Daffy Duck "The good news is that once you start piano you never have to worry about getting laid again. More time to practice!" - MOI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zephonic Posted May 28, 2010 Author Share Posted May 28, 2010 My only concern will the "baby bump" affect her playing? Isn't that what is important? Yeah right. That's why I dig her, the way she plays... local: Korg Nautilus 61 AT | Yamaha MODX8 away: GigPerformer | 16" MBP M1 Max home: Kawai RX-2 | Korg D1 | Roland Fantom X7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus64 Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 So, given the parents, the child has a 50/50 shot of being a musician. They have several wonderful opera companies in Switzerland, where I am assuming Swiss Beatz resides and will raise his family. Maybe the kid will play the oboe with the Zurich Opera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kanker. Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 I think I can bypass the Swiss Kriss this morning behind this.... A ROMpler is just a polyphonic turntable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobadohshe Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 How can she be pregnant if she's a virgin? Kawai C-60 Grand Piano : Hammond A-100 : Hammond SK2 : Yamaha CP4 : Yamaha Montage 7 : Moog Sub 37 My latest album: Funky organ, huge horn section https://bobbycressey.bandcamp.com/album/cali-native Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobadohshe Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 How can she be pregnant if she's not married yet? Kawai C-60 Grand Piano : Hammond A-100 : Hammond SK2 : Yamaha CP4 : Yamaha Montage 7 : Moog Sub 37 My latest album: Funky organ, huge horn section https://bobbycressey.bandcamp.com/album/cali-native Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dana. Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 My only concern will the "baby bump" affect her playing? Isn't that what is important? She'll now have a bump in the front to match the bump in the back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dana. Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 How can she be pregnant if she's not married yet? Bobby, you might want to pick up this book. http://thursdaydrive.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/how-babies-are-made-cover.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITGITC Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Tough crowd. "Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent." - Victor Hugo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kanker. Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 How can she be pregnant if she's not married yet? Bobby, you might want to pick up this book. http://thursdaydrive.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/how-babies-are-made-cover.jpgFor real. The Petco Pimp needs to be well versed in lovers arts.... A ROMpler is just a polyphonic turntable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus64 Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 How can she be pregnant if she's not married yet? Bobby, you might want to pick up this book. No use, I can explain it very simply: You take the hardest thing you got, and you stick it in the place she goes pee. Thats right, you put a bowling ball in her toilet. Thanks folks, I'll be here all week. Be sure and tip your servers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zephonic Posted May 28, 2010 Author Share Posted May 28, 2010 How can she be pregnant if she's not married yet? http://www.woodstockfilmfestival.com/festival2006/fimages/lg/stork.gif local: Korg Nautilus 61 AT | Yamaha MODX8 away: GigPerformer | 16" MBP M1 Max home: Kawai RX-2 | Korg D1 | Roland Fantom X7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanS Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 The sad part is...the baby's first word will probably be "yo." "blo" What we record in life, echoes in eternity. Yamaha Montage M7, Nord Electro 6D, Hammond XK1c, Dave Smith PolyEvolver & Rack, Moog Voyager, Modal Cobalt 8X, Univox MiniKorg. https://www.abandoned-film.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobadohshe Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Ahahahahaha. Kawai C-60 Grand Piano : Hammond A-100 : Hammond SK2 : Yamaha CP4 : Yamaha Montage 7 : Moog Sub 37 My latest album: Funky organ, huge horn section https://bobbycressey.bandcamp.com/album/cali-native Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobadohshe Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 No use, I can explain it very simply: You take the hardest thing you got, and you stick it in the place she goes pee. Thats right, you put a bowling ball in her toilet. Thanks folks, I'll be here all week. Be sure and tip your servers. http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_309/1220908810Bv4cJA.jpg Kawai C-60 Grand Piano : Hammond A-100 : Hammond SK2 : Yamaha CP4 : Yamaha Montage 7 : Moog Sub 37 My latest album: Funky organ, huge horn section https://bobbycressey.bandcamp.com/album/cali-native Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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