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Anyone who has over 800 CD's is a nerd, so it fits! :laugh:

 

Anyone who has over 800 CD's should check their priorities!

 

They could have 200-400 and used the rest of that money to buy some really sweet gear!

 

Tempting. But no. Not tonight.

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STFU n00b!!!1!

 

 

 

(did I spell STFU right?)

 

Now I feel officially welcomed! :crazy:

 

You aren't official until you've heard Lug play and you survive the experience. It's kind of our little manhood ritual.

 

And before anyone else says it,

 

I'm a little manhood!

My whole trick is to keep the tune well out in front. If I play Tchaikovsky, I play his melodies and skip his spiritual struggle. ~Liberace
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STFU n00b!!!1!

 

 

 

(did I spell STFU right?)

 

Now I feel officially welcomed! :crazy:

 

I guess you're not really in the forum until you're told "STFU n00b". Is that the digital-age version of being beaten in?

 

Wicked funny posts, I woke up the family I was laughing so hard at 6 AM.

"Call me what instrument you will, though you can fret me, yet you cannot play upon me.'-Hamlet

 

Guitar solos last 30 seconds, the bass line lasts for the whole song.

 

 

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Warm welcome??

Did your Mommy n Daddy tell you that

"It okay honey, we'll fix it."

The world is fair, didn't you know that?

Lets go play soccer... what? There is no score? Why?

OOOohhhhhhh, everyone wins. There is no score. That is

ssoooo true in real life too.

No kid left behind... nope you are a Senior but dumb as a

worm. (are worms dumb?) But you are not left behind.

That's why you work beside an idiot that does nothing and gets the same pay as you.

So you come into a forum as a noob,newb,knob, whatever.... Just as you would walking into a room. Hang out a little say hi, introduce yourself. Check out the 'hang' of the room and then make your comments.

I wouldn't walk up to Jeremy saying, "Yo yo yo my fa-nizzle to da hizzle." But Getz would totally know where I was comin' frum, ya dig?

 

Brocko

Don't have a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. ~ Johnny Carson
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Warm welcome??

Did your Mommy n Daddy tell you that

"It okay honey, we'll fix it."

The world is fair, didn't you know that?

Lets go play soccer... what? There is no score? Why?

OOOohhhhhhh, everyone wins. There is no score. That is

ssoooo true in real life too.

No kid left behind... nope you are a Senior but dumb as a

worm. (are worms dumb?) But you are not left behind.

That's why you work beside an idiot that does nothing and gets the same pay as you.

 

Yeah, Brocko, I feel your pain. I work in a union shop, too.

 

 

 

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

 

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A local talkshow host laments this condition regularly Brocko.

He calls it "The Pussification of America".

 

I worked in a union shop for about a week one time. It was lousy with shuffling mouth breathers who thought the word "hustle" had something to do with disco.

"He is to music what Stevie Wonder is to photography." getz76

 

I have nothing nice to say so . . .

 

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You aren't official until you've heard Lug play and you survive the experience. It's kind of our little manhood ritual.

 

 

Is it really worth it? Really???

 

Though, seriously, most people's playing is better than mine.

 

I'm going back to my corner to practice now. :cry:

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I worked in a union shop for about a week one time. It was lousy with shuffling mouth breathers who thought the word "hustle" had something to do with disco.

 

I usually put an 'r' at the end of it and prefix with "new jack".

 

Lazy people piss me off.

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Anyone who has over 800 CD's should check their priorities!

They could have 200-400 and used the rest of that money to buy some really sweet gear!

 

 

800 CDs? May as well be 800 books - just full of useless information. What a waste of time when all you really want to do is bring the rawk. :freak:

 

This is very, very sad. I was thinking we could all use less gear and a lot more practice.

 

 

 

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You have to adopt the right mindset.. If you have more gear then you have to spend more time practicing in order to use it all!!

 

At least it's an excuse for gas.. Right?

 

No, but keep that mindset. There's always work at Wal Mart.

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If we could get back on track Gentlemen?

 

David MP, who I remind you is Portuguese, is living in London and has even now acquired a taste for warm beer. How would it be possible not to welcome such a fellow?

 

However, getting back on track myself ... if we are consistent, I believe we could weed out the time-wasting/low-life/non-contributors. Afterall, if we all say, welcome, tell us about yourself and why you have chosen to join our merry forum? That would a) frighten off the spammers, charm the real nuggets and confuse the angst-ridden wasteocrats into submission.

 

Just a thought.

 

I've been in Cornwall all week reading this thread with great interest but unable to post.

 

Davo

"We will make you bob your head whether you want to or not". - David Sisk
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David MP, who I remind you is Portuguese, is living in London and has even now aquired a taste for warm beer.

 

Warm beer is just wrong, man. WRONG.

 

They must be cuh-hold. Though a cool one can be quite refreshing.

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Oh, on second thoughts STFU noob, you're not welcome at all: )

 

When you leave turn out the lights and leave your F1 in the porch. There's a good fellow.

 

Davo

"We will make you bob your head whether you want to or not". - David Sisk
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I've been in Cornwall all week reading this thread with great interest but unable to post.

 

Davo

 

You're a Cornwall.

 

And yeah, warm beer? :sick:

Maybe the eighth or ninth could be a little tepid but warm?

You guys are mutants.

"He is to music what Stevie Wonder is to photography." getz76

 

I have nothing nice to say so . . .

 

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Edited by Davo-London (Today at 16:44)

Edit Reason: Cannot strng two sentances together without cocking up

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My whole trick is to keep the tune well out in front. If I play Tchaikovsky, I play his melodies and skip his spiritual struggle. ~Liberace
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