DafDuc Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 God, I love the Onion: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30102/print/ "I had a 9 a.m. meeting the next day with a very important client," said concertgoer/stockbroker James Norridge, 42, who did not go to sleep until well after midnight. "I really needed to be at the top of my game." Norridge's disappointment was typical of the 17,456 whites in attendance. "I did not wish to get 'funked up,'" said Roger Kleist, 33. "If I did, I would have attended a Dave Matthews Band concert." I played in an 8 piece horn band. We would often get bored. So...three words: "Tower of Polka." - Calumet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Ward MP Hall of Fame Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Onion is teh pwn man. Gotta love it. "...Keytar in a heavy metal band is nothing more than window dressing" - Sven Golly Cursed Eternity - My Band Dick Ward - My Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mate stubb Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 I didn't follow your link, but remember the quote from my favorite Onion article "Mothership Descends on Hootie Concert". Friggin hilarious! For more Onion fun, look up "Phish Collapses Onstage". Moe --- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Ward MP Hall of Fame Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 I also love their headling "Professional Wrestling Announcer Can't Belive What He's Seeing!" "...Keytar in a heavy metal band is nothing more than window dressing" - Sven Golly Cursed Eternity - My Band Dick Ward - My Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I I mjrn Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 "Let me put on my sunglasses so I can see what I ain't lookin' at....hmmm, a picture within a picture behind a picture..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepwalk Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Originally posted by DafDuc: the 17,456 whites in attendanceha Suitcase 73 - D6 - Poly 800 - ATC-1 - Motif Rack - XV-2020 - plug-ins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Loving Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 I must have missed that one. "Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Loving Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 I must have missed that one. "Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulc Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Originally posted by mate_stubb: I didn't follow your link, but remember the quote from my favorite Onion article "Mothership Descends on Hootie Concert". Friggin hilarious! For more Onion fun, look up "Phish Collapses Onstage". It transpires that the quote above is from that article. That article is funny in the same way that South Park depicting an audience golf-clapping politely at a Phil Collins concert was funny, and for the same reasons. Those two Onion articles have been making the rounds again lately. The Womb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridog6996 Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Great stuff! My favorite headline from The Onion is "Studies Show Second-Hand Smoke Leads To Second-Hand Coolness." My YouTube Channel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mate stubb Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Fulcrum, I'm still waiting to hear the story behind your avatar. Moe --- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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