Ignatius Riley Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Tell uncle Iggy the best/worst pick-up lines you've ever heard or used! Or the one's you're waiting to try, or regret not using? This will be fun! Tape is rolling..... and...: Action! Track or treat? http://www.garbage-house.com/pictures/freaks-images/eck-s-animated.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Hey, baby, check out these Seymour Duncans... "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Flier Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dak Lander Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 I'd like a sheep herder's breakfast... A cup o' coffee & a little piece of you... (ewe, get it?) Our Joint "When you come slam bang up against trouble, it never looks half as bad if you face up to it." The Duke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by Lee Flier: [b]If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.[/b][/quote]Yowza!!! Yikes!!! More spiced rum punch all around...Halloween face down!!! Ooo yahhhh!! "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mats Olsson. Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Anything to declare? /Mats http://www.lexam.net/peter/carnut/man.gif What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? Later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylver Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by Lee Flier: [b]If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.[/b][/quote]Oh my. I really don't know what to put here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iaian Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Hey baby wanna see my floormats? Iaian San Andreas, The hope to save our nation by turning Las Vegas into a seaside community. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylver Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Bad pickup lines: "I'm a freelance gynocologist. Want an exam?" "No, don't talk. That ruins it." "Hi, I'm Jack. Who are you TWO?" "Wanna fuck?"(This can actually work, depending on the circles you run in.) Variation: "I don't know what it is, but you have the most startling eyes I have ever seen. (pause) Wanna fuck?" "Weren't you in 'Anal-rama II:The Dark Side'?" "You look like you could be a lot of fun. Got a sister?" "You look like a girl I was dating until I slept with her mom." "You look like a girl I was dating until I slept with her dad." "MOMMY!" "Think of the sickest, most depraved thing you can think of. I can do better." ?"(This can actually work, depending on the circles you run in.) Don't say anything, just lear and cackle insanely. "Well, I just had these really painfully genital warts burned off ..." "Hey, you look lonely and desperate ..." "Me? Oh, I'm independantly wealthy and spend my evenings prowling the streets in tights and a cowl, fighting evil doers." And one good one: Don't say anything, just sit there and lick your eyebrows. I really don't know what to put here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wewus432 Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 This works every time. " As long as you're sitting there on that thing not using it mind if I use it for a while" said in a very gravely voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylver Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Pinhead is my favorite bad guy! Why didn't I think of that? I really don't know what to put here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wewus432 Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Ya gotta love the PinHead. The first Hellraiser is a classic horror flick. The only other Hellraiser in the series I like is Bloodlines, the last real Hellraiser movie. That kind of wrapped up the whole thing. Last year somebody put out another Hellraiser movie that totally sucked. I forget the name of that one. There are some scenes from Hellraiser 1 that are shot in Charlotte. Pinhead is walking into a office building and there's a large circular rotating sculpture right near the door. That's in downtown Charlotte. That's when he first started appearing to me. Man, I haven't played with that puzzle box in a long time. I think I buried it under the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignatius Riley Posted October 15, 2002 Author Share Posted October 15, 2002 Iggy's lines pt.1 : 37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes. 36. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. More later. Track or treat? http://www.garbage-house.com/pictures/freaks-images/eck-s-animated.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylver Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by PinheadWewus: [b]Ya gotta love the PinHead. The first Hellraiser is a classic horror flick. The only other Hellraiser in the series I like is Bloodlines, the last real Hellraiser movie. That kind of wrapped up the whole thing. Last year somebody put out another Hellraiser movie that totally sucked. I forget the name of that one. There are some scenes from Hellraiser 1 that are shot in Charlotte. Pinhead is walking into a office building and there's a large circular rotating sculpture right near the door. That's in downtown Charlotte. That's when he first started appearing to me. Man, I haven't played with that puzzle box in a long time. I think I buried it under the house.[/b][/quote]You those were the good ones. The others were sub par. I really don't know what to put here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael saulnier Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Three hundred... ...an hour? cat-o-nine I'm still "guitplayer"! Check out my music if you like... http://www.michaelsaulnier.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTiger Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 "Oh, I'm sorry...I thought that was a braille nametag!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJDM Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 I'm in the band. DJDM.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignatius Riley Posted October 15, 2002 Author Share Posted October 15, 2002 Uncle Iggy's rude lines pt.2 : 35. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them. 34. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I??? 33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me. 32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza? Later, iggy Track or treat? http://www.garbage-house.com/pictures/freaks-images/eck-s-animated.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTiger Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 "Do I turn you on, Wewus, or are there just a million pins sticking outta your head???" Seriously though, Pinhead rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wewus432 Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Those pins come out of other places in my body too, on command. That's why I say, you're pain will be legendary, even in Hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxTick Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 "hi my name is mixerman" 0096 2251 2110 8105 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franknputer Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Oo! Oo! How about: "..my Uncle's the Producer.." :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Zeger Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Please baby, please baby, please baby baby baby, please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP3 Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, .........with her clothes on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UA Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Look her directly in the eyes and say " Can you do me a favor? When you go home, can you please give a huge hug to your Mom and Pop and thank them for giving birth to such a bautifull girl" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freddy bloggs Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 D'ja Fuck?? NO!! Well D'ja mind lyingdown while I have one?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxTick Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 "i have money" 0096 2251 2110 8105 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Flier Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. My name is Lee...remember that, you'll be screaming it later. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt.Hepworth Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Here's one: after she passes you a complement in the vein of "that shirt looks good on you..." you fire back with "yeah, but I look better in nothing, and I'd look best in YOU!" Yeah, it's bad, I know. One more. Have you ever rode 95mph down the canyon on the back of a bullet bike and then f$cked on it under the stars? No matter how good something is, there will always be someone blasting away on a forum somewhere about how much they hate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Smith Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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