JamPro Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 Who's up for a round of Keyboard Jeopardy? A: A chain saw. Q: What sounds good running thru one of those Roland keyboard amps? A: A flat minor. Q: What is the sound produced when throwing a piano down a mine-shaft? A: "I don't know it, but if you whistle some of it, I might be able to cover it". Q: What did the keyboard player say when asked "Do you know your fly is down and your dick is hanging out?" A: He was playing by ear. Q: Why was the keyboard player banging his head on the keyboard? A: People dropping money in your drink. Q: What are the risks of doing a solo piano act? A: "There is one leaving in five minutes." Q: What did my father say after telling me my keyboard skills will get me on the stage? Have fun every one! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Threadslayer Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 A: Keyboard Jeopardy Q: What is putting your $4,000 keyboard on an X-Stand? 1 3 Quote Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. -Mark Twain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoken6 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 I'll take "73-key hammer action keyboards with DIN midi under 30lb" for $1000. Seriously. Cheers, Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Emm Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 I'll take "Eurorack hobby that has me by the balls" for a thousand bucks per quarter, Miyam. 😬 Quote "It ain't over 'til the fat despot sings." ~ "X-Men '97" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Kaenel Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 7 hours ago, JamPro said: Who's up for a round of Keyboard Jeopardy? A: A chain saw. Q: What sounds good running thru one of those Roland keyboard amps? A: A flat minor. Q: What is the sound produced when throwing a piano down a mine-shaft? A: "I don't know it, but if you whistle some of it, I might be able to cover it". Q: What did the keyboard player say when asked "Do you know your fly is down and your dick is hanging out?" A: He was playing by ear. Q: Why was the keyboard player banging his head on the keyboard? A: People dropping money in your drink. Q: What are the risks of doing a solo piano act? A: "There is one leaving in five minutes." Q: What did my father say after telling me my keyboard skills will get me on the stage? Have fun every one! I’m not sure you’re quite getting the rhythm of Jeopardy A & Q; the punchline should come in the Question: A: It’s the sound produced when a piano is thrown down a mine shaft. Q: What is “A flat minor” A: It’s the technique employed by a pianist who bangs his head on the keys. Q: What is “playing by ear” A: Many players say that it’s the very best thing that can be run through a Roland keyboard amp. Q: What is “a chain saw” 3 1 Quote Legend '70s Compact, Jupiter-Xm, Studiologic Numa X 73 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synthoid Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 A: When you throw an accordion out the window and hit a banjo. Q: What is "perfect pitch?" 1 Quote When an eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a Moray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenWaB3 Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 A: "I don't know it, but if you whistle some of it, I might be able to cover it". Q: What did the keyboard player say when asked "Do you know your fly is down and your dick is hanging out?" --------------------------------------------------- I always heard it as: A: Know it, hell lady, I wrote it!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old No7 Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 - deleted - (need to rethink a couple...) Quote Yamaha MODX6 * Hammond SK Pro 73 * Roland Fantom-08 * Crumar Mojo Pedals * Mackie Thump 12As * Tascam DP-24SD * JBL 305 MkIIs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Emm Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 "This is the brand of piano used when the nun squashed the zombie in 'Zombieland.'" "What is 'The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T?'" "GET. OUT!" 💀 Quote "It ain't over 'til the fat despot sings." ~ "X-Men '97" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Kent Posted October 16, 2022 Share Posted October 16, 2022 A: It burns longer Q: What is, Why is an accordion better than a fiddle? 1 Quote Mike Kent - Chairman of MIDI 2.0 Working Group - MIDI Association Executive Board - Co-Author of USB Device Class Definition for MIDI Devices 1.0 and 2.0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Kaenel Posted October 17, 2022 Share Posted October 17, 2022 On 10/15/2022 at 8:21 PM, SynMike said: A: It burns longer Q: What is, Why is an accordion better than a fiddle? Have you ever watched Jeopardy? 😁 Category: Annoying Musical Instruments A: Kingsford devotees agree that it's the one thing Accordions can do for longer periods of time than Fiddles. Q: What is "burn". Quote Legend '70s Compact, Jupiter-Xm, Studiologic Numa X 73 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o0Ampy0o Posted October 18, 2022 Share Posted October 18, 2022 A: To be or not to be. Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them. I ain’t talkin bout no pumpkin. Q: What is the meme of the wise KC Forumite pussing out of their eloquently expressed post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elif Posted October 18, 2022 Share Posted October 18, 2022 On 10/14/2022 at 11:19 AM, BenWaB3 said: I always heard it as: A: Know it, hell lady, I wrote it!! I heard pianist Jeanne Peterson say this to a woman that approached the stage and asked her if she knew the Air Force March. The gig was for a bunch of ex-military types. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synthoid Posted October 19, 2022 Share Posted October 19, 2022 On 10/15/2022 at 11:21 PM, SynMike said: A: It burns longer Q: What is, Why is an accordion better than a fiddle? Excellent.😃 Quote When an eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a Moray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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