Old No7 Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 I needed a little humor this morning... Here you go! Old No7 Quote Yamaha MODX6 * Hammond SK Pro 73 * Roland Fantom-08 * Crumar Mojo Pedals * Mackie Thump 12As * Tascam DP-24SD * JBL 305 MkIIs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drawback Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 Was that sign only on the Bach door? Quote ____________________________________ Rod Here for the gear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
16251 Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 I Ravel in youz guys humor. Quote AvantGrand N2 | ES520 | Gallien-Krueger MK & MP | https://soundcloud.com/pete36251 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brenner13 Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 What a bunch of Weiss-guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drawback Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 Was that sign only on the Bach door? Debussy it anywhere else? Quote ____________________________________ Rod Here for the gear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BbAltered Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 I would add a Tchiakovkey joke, but it's Pathetique. Quote J.S. Bach Well Tempered Klavier The collected works of Scott Joplin Ray Charles Genius plus Soul Charlie Parker Omnibook Stevie Wonder Songs in the Key of Life Weather Report Mr. Gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod S Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 The word for PULL in Portuguese sounds like PUSH (puxe - pronounced pooshee), and I've seen several hilarious moments with Americans here in Brazil. Quote Korg Kronos X73 / ARP Odyssey / Motif ES Rack / Roland D-05 / JP-08 / SE-05 / Jupiter Xm / Novation Mininova / NL2X / Waldorf Pulse II MBP-LOGIC American Deluxe P-Bass, Yamaha RBX760 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
analogika Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 I"d rather not be Verdi level of humour is so dangerously low, so I"ll just go back into Haydn for now. Quote "The Angels of Libra are in the European vanguard of the [retro soul] movement" (Bill Buckley, Soul and Jazz and Funk) The Drawbars | off jazz organ trio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MathOfInsects Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 Is that posted on a Sprinter Van Cliburn? Quote Now out! "Mind the Gap," a 24-song album of new material. www.joshweinstein.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr88s Posted November 10, 2021 Share Posted November 10, 2021 If that was printed on a vehicle I was interested in buying, I"d pass and just keep on Chopin. Quote Nord Stage 2 Compact, Yamaha MODX8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
analogika Posted November 10, 2021 Share Posted November 10, 2021 If that was printed on a vehicle I was interested in buying, I"d pass and just keep on Chopin. Why so Cage-y? It's not that Jarre-ing! Quote "The Angels of Libra are in the European vanguard of the [retro soul] movement" (Bill Buckley, Soul and Jazz and Funk) The Drawbars | off jazz organ trio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wd8dky Posted November 10, 2021 Share Posted November 10, 2021 If done with proper forms, both push-ups and pull-ups are most excellent exercises. Quote http://www.weisersound.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracii Posted November 10, 2021 Share Posted November 10, 2021 How do you guys remember all those composers? You must have a Liszt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
16251 Posted November 10, 2021 Share Posted November 10, 2021 I don't believe that is really a Ford. I think it is a Ludwig Van. Quote AvantGrand N2 | ES520 | Gallien-Krueger MK & MP | https://soundcloud.com/pete36251 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stillearning Posted November 10, 2021 Share Posted November 10, 2021 Foucquet. I got nothin. Quote I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient and I will get to you shortly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightbg Posted November 10, 2021 Share Posted November 10, 2021 B sharp, 'cause if you follow that van 2 close you could B come accidentall-Eb Jake Quote 1967 B-3 w/(2) 122's, Nord C1w/Leslie 2101 top, Nord PedalKeys 27, Nord Electro 4D, IK B3X, QSC K12.2, Yamaha reface YC+CS+CP "It needs a Hammond" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synthizen2 Posted November 10, 2021 Share Posted November 10, 2021 Anybody got a clever play on words for Prokofiev or Mussorgsky? Having a hard time with these Russian names. Quote Kurzweil PC3, Yamaha MOX8, Alesis Ion, Kawai K3M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old No7 Posted November 10, 2021 Author Share Posted November 10, 2021 Wow -- YOU GUYS ROCK! I sure hope the van didn't..... << ...insert drumroll... >> Rollover Beethoven! Old No7 Quote Yamaha MODX6 * Hammond SK Pro 73 * Roland Fantom-08 * Crumar Mojo Pedals * Mackie Thump 12As * Tascam DP-24SD * JBL 305 MkIIs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Emm Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 Your puns make it clear that you are all terrible. It reminds me of Tom Waits, when he said "I'd like to introduce you to the boys in the band. Most of 'em come from pretty good families, but individually, there's somethin' about 'em that just ain't right." Are you old enough to remember the very thin aluminum ashtrays stamped with the McDonald's logo? Ever miss the catsup and dip a french fry in one? I also think their milkshakes have spackling as a base. I know, its low-hanging fruit. Anything tasty has all the fruit content of the picture on the box. Quote Absurdity, n. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion. ~ "The Devil's Dictionary," Ambrose Bierce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyRude Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 I don't know about all this stuff, but if they don't get that handel fixed they will probably go baroque. Quote Some music I've recorded and played over the years with a few different bands Tommy Rude Soundcloud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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