Mats Olsson. Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 STAR WARS EPISODE III: [what is it?] http://www.lexam.net/peter/carnut/man.gif What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? Later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Klopmeyer Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Revenge of the Butt Goblins - Jeff Marketing Communications for MI/Pro Audio My solo music and stuff They Stole My Crayon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henryrobinett Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 What? There's another one yet to come out? I thought it was all done. Revenge of the Butt Goblins sounds good Jeff. Cool. All the best, Henry Robinett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mats Olsson. Posted June 16, 2004 Author Share Posted June 16, 2004 Star Wars Episode III: I really hope THIS ONE doesn't suck! Star Wars Episode III: - I could wipe my ass and call the toilet paper a script and you fucks would STILL pay to see it! Courtesy of comingsoon.net: USA Today caught up with George Lucas who said the Star Wars: Episode III title won't be officially announced until November, when the first trailer hits threaters. But he conceded that fans on websites already have guessed correctly. The newspaper threw a couple of rumored titles at him: Rise of the Empire? "No, that's not it," Lucas said. How about Revenge of the Sith? With that, Lucas smiled knowingly, backed away and teased, "That's a possibility. Lots of titles out there." http://www.lexam.net/peter/carnut/man.gif What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? Later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offramp Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Attack Of The Colonics I've upped my standards; now, up yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super 8 Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Originally posted by Mats Olsson.: How about Revenge of the Sith? With that, Lucas smiled knowingly, backed away and teased, "That's a possibility. Lots of titles out there." That one would make a certain amount of sense. The original title for Return of the Jedi was to be Revenge of the Jedi. Lucas changed it because he said; 'A Jedi would never take revenge'. I do have to agree that I hope it doesn't suck. Actually, I enjoyed Attack of the Clones. Phantom Menace..... I don't know.... I really tried to get into that one. And on some levels it works quite well. But there are some real wanker bits in that movie. Super 8 Hear my stuff here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nursers Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 The Binks Execution The Keyboard Chronicles Podcast Check out your fellow forumites in an Apple Music playlist Check out your fellow forumites in a Spotify playlist My Music: Stainless Fields Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super 8 Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Ding Ding Ding WE HAVE A WINNER!!! Super 8 Hear my stuff here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franknputer Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 With Six You Get Eggroll? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanmass Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Star Wars Episode III: Vader the Invader Star Wars Episode III: Wipe My Wookie Star Wars Episode III: Lift Me By The Ankles And Shake-The Last Dime Star Wars Episode III: When Shrek Attacks! Star Wars Episode III: Afterbirth of an Empire... Star Wars Episode III: Portman Gets Poked Star Wars Episode III: Horton Hears a Beru Star Wars Episode III: Get Out and Push-It's Out of Gas Star Wars Episode III: You Are Not The Boss Of Me-Anakin Do Anything Iwanna Star Wars Episode III: I Wanna Ewok and Woll All Night Star Wars Episode III: Han Solo and Gretel Star Wars Episode III: Killer Klones From Outer Space Star Wars Episode III: Dinkey Lucas Smokes Crack Star Wars Episode III: You Know How It Ends ACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alndln Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 How about,"George Lucas and all his creative talent and vast recources can't get past Star Wars"! "A Robot Playing Trumpet Blows" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
60hurts Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Star Wars Episode III: I Didn't Watch The First Two, Why Should I Watch This One? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaeton Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 How about,"George Lucas and all his creative talent and vast recources can't get past Star Wars"! I see it as: "George Lucas and all his vast resources is out of ideas and has decided to cash in on the Star Wars name." but then, i'm suspcious of everyone these days Dr. Seuss: The Original White Rapper . WWND? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magpel Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 I was under the impression that it was to be called Clone Wars. Cartoon Network did a 20-part animated mini-series by that name, and there are lines of novels and toys that also share the title. I guess that was just an intermediary stage. I've also heard that there is possibly going to be a Boba Fett TV series. Check out the Sweet Clementines CD at bandcamp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJDM Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Originally posted by Mats Olsson.: STAR WARS EPISODE III: [what is it?]Episode III: "Return of the Son of the Lord of the Harry Potbelly Wookie Monster Sell Out" ... but that's just a guess... DJDM.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan South Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Start Wars Episode III: You Call This ACTING? The Black Knight always triumphs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philter Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Star Wars Episode III: This One's for the CGI Guys ---------------------------- Phil Mann http://www.wideblacksky.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Klopmeyer Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Originally posted by Magpel: I was under the impression that it was to be called Clone Wars. Cartoon Network did a 20-part animated mini-series by that name, and there are lines of novels and toys that also share the title. I guess that was just an intermediary stage.The point of Clone Wars is that it's supposed to bridge the gap and answer some questions about what's happened between episode 2 and 3. Episode 3 is supposed to be dark. Remember, it has to lead up to the time when the first Star Wars movie (episode 4, "A New Hope") began. The Jedi council has been destroyed. Anakin has become Darth Vader. Obi-Wan is living on some god-awful planet, and Yoda's hanging out in a swamp somewhere. So this one should be pretty cool. And we know Jar-Jar wasn't in Episode 4, so maybe he'll die a horrible death. - Jeff Marketing Communications for MI/Pro Audio My solo music and stuff They Stole My Crayon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super 8 Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Originally posted by phaeton: How about,"George Lucas and all his creative talent and vast recources can't get past Star Wars"! I see it as: "George Lucas and all his vast resources is out of ideas and has decided to cash in on the Star Wars name." Lucas has no need to 'cash in' on the Star Wars name. He is doing this because he wants to....there is no other reason. Super 8 Hear my stuff here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magpel Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 And, in the inetregnum here, they've really been pushing a few new characters. Kit Fisto, a tentacles-headed Jedi who appears briefly in Attack of the Clones, is probably going to be a high profile character in Episode III, as might be the bounty hunter Aura Sing. Episiode 3, BTW, will have to answer at least one striking inconsitency in the story: In Phantom Menace, we learn that Annakin built C3PO when ghe was a slave on Tatooine. In Episode 4, A New Hope, However, C3PO does not recognize Tatooine when he and R2D2 Jettison themselves there, nor does he make any particular note of the name "Skywalker" when he meets Luke. Methinks that Episode III will have Threepio's memory erased... Check out the Sweet Clementines CD at bandcamp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJDM Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Originally posted by Super 8: Lucas has no need to 'cash in' on the Star Wars name. He is doing this because he wants to....there is no other reason.I disagree. I think he is a misanthrope that loves to make those of us third graders that spent all of our allowance to see Star Wars matinees every week, owned all of the action figures, posters, bead spreads, towels, the John Williams score on vinyl and could orally recite every line of the movie (including elaborate sound effects) at will very sad and disapointed. I imagine him sitting back in his "Grand Moff Tarkin" chair and laughing at our broken little hearts and shattered hopes. He had his first taste of this power with Return of the Jedi and the evil that would be forever know as "Ewoks"... But that could be just me? DJDM.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super 8 Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Yeah, I know about the Ewoks. But then he goes and gives us the Emperor....so it kinda balances out. Super 8 Hear my stuff here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJDM Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Originally posted by Super 8: Yeah, I know about the Ewoks. But then he goes and gives us the Emperor....so it kinda balances out. The Emperor was more annoying than menacing. You'd think with all the dark powers of the sith he would have no problem getting someone to have a look at his speech impediment but no... I for one was not moved. DJDM.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitar Geezer Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 hmmmmmm.....new signature line Jar Jar Must Die! Lynn G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Strat Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Originally posted by Jeff Da Weasel: And we know Jar-Jar wasn't in Episode 4, so maybe he'll die a horrible death. - JeffMaybe Anakin will get pissed at Jar-jar calling him "Ani" and will use the jedi throat grip on him. BlueStrat a.k.a. "El Guapo" ...Better fuzz through science... http://geocities.com/teleman28056/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magpel Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Originally posted by DJDM: You'd think with all the dark powers of the sith he would have no problem getting someone to have a look at his speech impediment but no... I for one was not moved.But isn't deformity and disfiguration always part of the dark side bargain, in all mythologies? Cloven hooves and what not. My favorite class of character on Lucas-World is the bounty hunter echelon--Solo, the Fetts, Bossk and Cradossk, Aura Sing, etc. That's where the real moral turbulence is. Honor among thieves and such. Check out the Sweet Clementines CD at bandcamp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super 8 Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Originally posted by DJDM: The Emperor was more annoying than menacing. Oh now I have to disagree. I thought the Emperor was brilliantly done. He's half the reason I watch the movies. Super 8 Hear my stuff here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rim Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Originally posted by Jeff Da Weasel: Episode 3 is supposed to be dark. Remember, it has to lead up to the time when the first Star Wars movie (episode 4, "A New Hope") began. The Jedi council has been destroyed. Anakin has become Darth Vader. Obi-Wan is living on some god-awful planet, and Yoda's hanging out in a swamp somewhere. So this one should be pretty cool. - JeffThis is basically why I was disappointed with II and very apprehensive about III. II did not cover enough of the prequel IMO which leaves III a lot of story to take care of. My fear is, the topics you mentioned will not get the depth I think it deserves. For example: Anikan into Vader - This in itself could be most of a movie and is what I look forward to the most. Rise of Emperor and Empire as well as years of tyranny - This didn't happen overnight and has been going on before we meet Luke, et al. Building the first Death Star The lives of Yoda and ObiWan and Han Childhood of Lea and Luke FWIW, I've never read any of the books. aka riffing Double Post music: Strip Down http://rimspeed.com http://loadedtheband.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Klopmeyer Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Originally posted by Rim.: [*]Anikan into Vader - This in itself could be most of a movie and is what I look forward to the most.Yes, I agree. [*] Rise of Emperor and Empire as well as years of tyranny - This didn't happen overnight and has been going on before we meet Luke, et al.Yes. I guess the timeline would be that Anikin is about 25 at the start of Episode 3. He married Padme at the end of 2, so they'll probably have already given birth to Luke and Leia before the start of 3. But I doubt we'll get much background on the rise of the Emperor. [*] Building the first Death StarThey were smuggling the plans for the Death Star at the end of 2, so hopefully we'll see some construction, yeah. [*] The lives of Yoda and ObiWan and HanI doubt we'll get much on Yoda or Kenobi, but it would be WAY cool if we get some early Han Solo and Chewie action. [*] Childhood of Lea and LukeI doubt we'll get much at all of this. FWIW, I've never read any of the books.I've never read them either. - Jeff Marketing Communications for MI/Pro Audio My solo music and stuff They Stole My Crayon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EoS Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 If he's really trying to cash in, it'll be called Star Wars Episode III: Now with Less Carbs! Enemy of Silence.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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