whitefang Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Caught this in another forum. A woman was arrested for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. When brought before the judge, the judge asked her, "First offender?" She replied, "No. First a GIBSON. THEN a Fender." (groan!) Whitefang I started out with NOTHING...and I still have most of it left! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larryz Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Cute...Everyone has heard this one: A guy on the corner holding a guitar case flagged down a cabbie and asked: "What's the fastest way to Carnegie Hall?" The cabbie answered: "Practice"... Take care, Larryz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertbluesman Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Two jazz guitarists meet in a bar, and one says, Yeah man, I bought your last album, it was awesome! to which the other replies, Oh so that was you! dbm If it sounds good, it is good !! http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=143231&content=music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larryz Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Cute...Everyone has heard this one: A guy on the corner holding a guitar case flagged down a cabbie and asked: "What's the fastest way to Carnegie Hall?" The cabbie answered: "Practice"... Practice, Practice, Practice.....I am off to do that right now. Thanks for the reminder Larryz Thanks Amigo, I better do the same! Take care, Larryz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertbluesman Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Whats the difference between a Fender and a Gretsch? The Gretsch burns longer. dbm If it sounds good, it is good !! http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=143231&content=music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertbluesman Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 The fact that theres a Highway To Hell but only a Stairway To Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers. dbm If it sounds good, it is good !! http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=143231&content=music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertbluesman Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Whats the difference between a lead guitarist and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist. dbm If it sounds good, it is good !! http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=143231&content=music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertbluesman Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Google is my friend. dbm If it sounds good, it is good !! http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=143231&content=music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldwin Funster Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 The oldest one ever. How many guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to screw it in and 3 others to stand in the back saying "i could have done it better". FunMachine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharkman Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 If someone is trying to get in your front door, how do you know it's a bass player? He's fumbling around, trying to find the right key. I rock; therefore, I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitefang Posted December 24, 2016 Author Share Posted December 24, 2016 What's the difference between an onion and a banjo? Nobody cries when you cut up a banjo! Whitefang I started out with NOTHING...and I still have most of it left! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmac Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Fang that made me laugh this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitefang Posted December 27, 2016 Author Share Posted December 27, 2016 Thanks. Glad I helped make it a good morning! Whitefang I started out with NOTHING...and I still have most of it left! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larryz Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 What's the difference between a Banjo and an Anchor? You tie a rope to the anchor before you throw it overboard... Take care, Larryz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyalcatraz Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Q: How do you stop a lead guitarist from playing? A: Put sheet music in front of him. Sturgeon's 2nd Law, a.k.a. Sturgeon's Revelation: âNinety percent of everything is crapâ My FLMS- Murphy's Music in Irving, Tx http://murphysmusictx.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d halfnote Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Here's a punchline looking for a joke.... "....ab-so-lute-ly !" d=halfnote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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