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Caught this in another forum.


A woman was arrested for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. When brought before the judge, the judge asked her, "First offender?"


She replied, "No. First a GIBSON. THEN a Fender." (groan!)


I started out with NOTHING...and I still have most of it left!
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Cute...Everyone has heard this one:


A guy on the corner holding a guitar case flagged down a cabbie and asked: "What's the fastest way to Carnegie Hall?"


The cabbie answered: "Practice"... :cool:



Practice, Practice, Practice.....I am off to do that right now. Thanks for the reminder Larryz


Thanks Amigo, I better do the same! :cheers:

Take care, Larryz
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