jazzcopy Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 checking 1 2 3 , 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delirium Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Originally posted by The Real MC: I wish to register a complaint about this mic! Yes sir, what's wrong with it? It's dead, that's what wrong with it! http://www.dailyllama.com/news/2005/images/dead_parrot.jpg Monty Python is hilarious. ♫♫♫ motif XS6, RD700GX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepay Posted December 24, 2006 Author Share Posted December 24, 2006 Originally posted by Joe P: Step, Trill is right. Manny Mota pinch hit for everybody. But I was just quoting a line from "Airplane". Love that movie. Regards, Joe Hmm. I love "Airplane" too and don't remember that line. Sorry to make such a big thing out of it. Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue. Steve (Stevie Ray) "Do the chickens have large talons?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blues Disciple Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 After the testing 1,2 thing a couple times, I usually break into The Gettysburg Address. BD "With the help of God and true friends I've come to realize, I still have two strong legs and even wings to fly" Gregg Allman from "Ain't Wastin Time No More" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Pierce Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Donde est a Santa Cleez The vato with the bony knees He's walking down the street With no choes on his feet... Naw, naw, that ain't it... --Dave Make my funk the P-funk. I wants to get funked up. My Funk/Jam originals project: http://www.thefunkery.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetbagger Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 These never fail to generate consternation among those in earshot: "When all else fails, we can whip the horse's eyes, and make them sleep . . . or cry" "When I was back there in seminary school, there was a person there who put forth the proposition that you can petition the Lord with prayer . . . petition the Lord with prayer . . . petition the Lord with prayer . . . YOU CANNOT PETITION THE LORD WITH PRAYER" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HPHuey Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 "I'm standing in water; stand by for sparks, screaming and the scent of burning hair." I COMPLAINED BECAUSE I HAD NO FAIRLIGHT, UNTIL I MET A MAN WHO HAD NO THEREMIN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meccajay Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Played with a band that said "Taste" during mic check instead of test.. Been saying it ever since. TROLL . . . ish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluesKeys Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Originally posted by B3-er: A great drummer from my hometown who sadly passed away from cancer a few years ago used to recite the entire poem "Jabberwocky". It was pretty funny. Jabberwocky by Lewis Carroll T'was brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe Beware the Jabberwock, my son The jaws that bite, the claws that catch Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch! He took his vorpal sword in hand: Long time the manxome for he sought, So rested he by the Tumtum tree, And stood awhile in thought And as in uffish thought he stood The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame Came whiffling through the tugley wood, And burbled as it came One, two, One, two and through and through The vorpal blade went snicker snack He left it dead and with his head went galumphing back And hast thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms my beamish boy O frabjous day calloh callay! He chortled in his joy T'was brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe All mimsy were the borogroves and mome raths outgrabe I love this poem and even had a band named ..... drum roll please.... Bandersnatch. I always liked that name for a band. Jimmy Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. Groucho NEW BAND CHECK THEM OUT www.steveowensandsummertime.com www.jimmyweaver.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyRubberDuck Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 I either sing "Barbara Allen" the old irish folk song, or I sing a piece I want the band to do to see if anyone if the place says "That's a great tune, do you guys do that?!" Really pisses off the band leader. . . DRD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridog6996 Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 I like this old chestnut: Testes...testes...one...two...three? My YouTube Channel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jode Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 "Good evening Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea," a'la Walter Winchell. "I had to have something, and it wasn't there. I couldn't go down the street and buy it, so I built it." Les Paul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Bennett Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Just got back from sound check (stupid *&*# Carvin speakers, never again). I always say test, test, testicles. The lady at the bar was like, what did he say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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