cerebralborealis Posted September 30, 2001 Share Posted September 30, 2001 a peanut butter and chitlin sandwich bass and drums: sly and robbie banjo: earl scruggs vocals: ella fitzgerald collectively performing a medley of their greatest individual hits This message has been edited by cerebralborealis on 09-30-2001 at 12:29 AM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chip McDonald Posted September 30, 2001 Share Posted September 30, 2001 THE MOST NON-ROCKING BAND EVER CONTEMPLATED: Drums: Bill Gates Guitar: Manute Boll Bass: Jesse Helms Vocals: Richard Simmons ------------------ [b]New and Improved Music Soon:[/b] http://www.mp3.com/chipmcdonald Guitar Lessons in Augusta Georgia: www.chipmcdonald.com Eccentric blog: https://chipmcdonaldblog.blogspot.com/ / "big ass windbag" - Bruce Swedien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steadyb Posted September 30, 2001 Share Posted September 30, 2001 [quote]Originally posted by Chip McDonald: [b]THE MOST NON-ROCKING BAND EVER CONTEMPLATED: Drums: Bill Gates Guitar: Manute Boll Bass: Jesse Helms Vocals: Richard Simmons [/b][/quote] and on Piano...Queen Elizabeth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
studioman adam Posted September 30, 2001 Share Posted September 30, 2001 Wouldn't be funny if you could do an album with every member that had been in YES? Oh, wait...It's already been done and it WAS funny!!!!! entree: Jalapeno Ovaltine Drums: Dave Wakyl Bass: Les Claypool Guitar: John McGlaughlin & Kirk Cobain Keys and Backup vox: Enya Lead Vox: The Reverend Jimmy Swaggart Horns: The White Trash Horns (except John Smith - I don't like him). Strings: John Paul Jones on a Mellotron Conductor: Leopold Stokowski Music and Lyrics: Andrew Lloyd Webber, Tim Rice, and Trent Reznor Sound Engineer: George Massenburg PA system: Peavey stacks, Behringer Eurodesk, SPX-90, Radio-Shack mics (all made in 1987) Record Label: Chrysalis moron who got shot for this mess: adam [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] studioman adam [][][][][][][][][][][][] "uh........OK?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jflush Posted September 30, 2001 Share Posted September 30, 2001 Johnny and Roy from Emergency start a band ... The guy who is always eating something when the alarm goes off gets to be the drummer... Every time they are about to rehearse, the alarm goes off and they have to go put out a fire... Basically Spinal Tap, with fire engines... What could be better than a band full of fire fighters? A band full of fire fighters who can't play their own instruments? Emergency, the band, would be my idea of a great, not so super-group... lot of fighting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricknbokker Posted September 30, 2001 Share Posted September 30, 2001 Without a doubt... the funniest topic I've come across on these forums in some time. Thank you all! [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] Steve (my gut hurts....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mats Olsson. Posted September 30, 2001 Share Posted September 30, 2001 [quote]Originally posted by steadyb: [b] and on Piano...Queen Elizabeth[/b][/quote] And Bill Clinton on sax.. /Mats http://www.lexam.net/peter/carnut/man.gif What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? Later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cransongs Posted September 30, 2001 Share Posted September 30, 2001 Drums: Buddy Rich Vocals: Kevin DuBrow Vocals: Yoko Ono Bass: Tim Bogart Guitars: Yngwie and The Guy In Buckethead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorro Posted September 30, 2001 Share Posted September 30, 2001 A big show guy with vocals, David Lee Roth has had his day in the sun. What is he doing now? Be great to have a book about what are they doing now, be a big seller. be hard to track some of those guys though. Another, Sly of Sly and the family stone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KHAN Posted October 1, 2001 Author Share Posted October 1, 2001 >>>eel tartar [quote]Originally posted by pokeefe777@msn.com: [b] ...which, backwards is "Rat Rat Lee". So, is it true that Lee Flier likes to eat raw rats and eels? Could it be? We all know she's not a "rat", so it must mean something else... maybe it's all a conspiracy... "L" is the 12th letter of the alphabet, and "e" is the fifth. But there's TWO "e's" in Lee, so we find that if we add these all up (12+5+5) and divide by 2 (remember, 2 "rats") we get... [b]11![/b] [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/eek.gif[/img] [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/wink.gif[/img] [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] Phil O'Keefe Sound Sanctuary Recording Riverside CA http://members.aol.com/ssanctuary/index.html email: pokeefe777@msn.com [/B][/quote] Sometimes an eel is just an eel... - - - - - Zigmund Floyd This message has been edited by KHAN on 09-30-2001 at 11:09 PM So Many Drummers. So Little Time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmadude Posted October 1, 2001 Share Posted October 1, 2001 I have been laughing my ass off reading all these posts. I submit: Sophie Tucker (vocals) Robert Fripp (guitar) Robert could do some soundscapes to some of Sophie's classic stylings. Jim Sievers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFTurner Posted October 1, 2001 Share Posted October 1, 2001 Vocals: Nat King Cole Guitar/Backing Vocals: Vince Gill Piano: Leon Russell Bass: The deceased Elton John bassist, name escapes me Pedal Steel: Curly Chalker Drummer: Ringo Starr Arranger/Producer/Horns, Strings, Other Orchrestration needed: Louis Armstrong ------------------ William F. Turner Songwriter [url=http://www.csonline.net/wfturner/index.html]turnermusic[/url] William F. Turner Songwriter turnersongs Sometimes the truth is rude... tough shit... get used to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
- Posted October 1, 2001 Share Posted October 1, 2001 Guitar/noise: Lou Reed (from his Metal Machine Music period) Accordion: Stanley "Buckwheat" Dural Jr. Vocals: Barry White ...covering any CCR song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XNU8D Posted October 1, 2001 Share Posted October 1, 2001 Past VH1 Diva shows and anymore they have planned, really would be not-so super-groups in the making there. Who keeps moving my chair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gulliver Posted October 1, 2001 Share Posted October 1, 2001 HA-HA-HA!!! Just let me go a little bit further with this... (ehh-he-he!!..) keyboards: Phil Collins drums: Robbie Williams double-bass: Rick Wakeman guitar: Madonna (ahh-ha-ha-a-a!...) vocals: Manfred Mann trombone: Michael Jackson (ah-ha-haa..arghhh!!... ouch... Just fell down from my chair...) [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] I am back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxTick Posted October 1, 2001 Share Posted October 1, 2001 lead vocals: Eddie Murphy as Buck Wheat guitar: Wyclef Jean bass and backup vocals: Flea drums: Animal (ya know, from the Muppets) keyboards: Tori Amos food: eggplant and apple butter burritos served ice cold 0096 2251 2110 8105 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted October 1, 2001 Share Posted October 1, 2001 I'm surprised no one has nominated Fred (B-52) Schneider for lead vocals. Myron Floren...accordion Lars Ulrich...drums Fred Schneider and Luciano Pavarotti...vocals Tom Morello...guitar Clincher...all songs composed by John Phillip Sousa "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dylan Posted October 1, 2001 Share Posted October 1, 2001 Lead Voice: Axl Rose Lead Guitar: Zack Wylde Rythm Guitars: Indigo Girls Keyboard: Dick Hyman Drums: Phil Collins Now THAT's a band who's 'Behind the Music' I'd love to see [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jnorman Posted October 1, 2001 Share Posted October 1, 2001 okay - it's nice everyone has gone insane again. (NIKA - i thought i was the only person around here who had ever heard of john cage...) okely dokely, my stuper-group: bill bruford - drums chris squire - bass richard wright - keys joni mitchell and james taylor - acoustic guitars mark knopfler - elec guitar steve vai - guitar from mars matt malloy - irish flute michael mcdonald - background vocals jimmy cleveland - trombone bruce hornsby - piano roger waters and shirley horn - lead vocals songs composed by jon anderson, roger waters, donald fagen engineering - roger nichols production - sir george martin i must be old or something - i picked all old people. i cant hardly stand to listen to the f'ing radio anymore, except for jazz. if i hear that stupid person sing "yo...yo...shake yo asses, etc" again, i will surely scream. and while i dont dislike alicia keys, if i never see her again in that godawful outfit she wears for the jive part of her video, it will be too soon. my new motto - if you dont learn something new every day, you will die. jnorman sunridge studios salem, oregon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. Gauss Posted October 1, 2001 Share Posted October 1, 2001 crosby stills nash and young = david crosby steven stills johnny nash ("i can see clearly now") young m.c. ("bust a move") or ELP = Keith Emerson, Lyle Lovett and Tito Puente -d. gauss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jnorman Posted October 1, 2001 Share Posted October 1, 2001 you meant bing crosby, didnt you? how about ringo - triangle geddy lee - banjo vanilla ice - mellotron billy gilmour - sandbox ernesto cortezar (of mp3.com fame) - penny whistle miles davis - violin cher - oboe peter gabriel - moral support django reinhart - conductor songs composed by john williams and tiny tim engineering by craig anderton production by dr dre or: eminem - cello diana krall - theremin neil pert - harp faith hill - go-go dancer joe satriani - feedback george winston - lead vox songs by craig anderton engr by rick pokeefe production by piewacket and herr flotenschwien jnorman sunridge studios salem, oregon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
- Posted October 1, 2001 Share Posted October 1, 2001 No, wait, wait... I've got it! Imagine the scene... Late 1970s major record company executive plotting exactly what the "next big thing" might be... Guitar: Jeff Beck, Larry Carlton Percussion: Victor Feld Drums: Jeff Porcaro, Bernard Purdie Keyboards: David Paich, Billy Preston Background vocals: The Bee Gees Lead vocals: Peter Frampton, George Burns, Donald Pleasance, the Bee Gees, Steve Martin, Alice Cooper Special appearances by: Aerosmith and Earth, Wind, & Fire Some really talented folks there, right? OK, here's the pitch: You could get 'em all together, have them sing [i]Beatles[/i] songs. Now, I know that sounds like a crazy idea, but [i]everybody[/i] loves Beatles songs... The kids love the Beatles -- hell, my grandma even likes 'em... Think how many copies we could sell! We're talking major, major crossover hit! Get me George Martin's number... Oh yeah baby -- with all of these super-talented musicians/performers/production folks and with such a great selection of songs, you just [i]know[/i] [url=http://www.cdnow.com/cgi-bin/mserver/SID=118129154/pagename=/RP/CDN/FIND/album.html/artistid=SGT.+PEPPER%27S+LONELY+HEARTS+CL/itemid=493970]this record[/url] [i]can't miss![/i] [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/wink.gif[/img] Huh? What's that? OK, let's make a movie too! This is gonna be the Event of 1978, baby!!! [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] This message has been edited by popmusic on 10-01-2001 at 03:57 PM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfjunkie Posted October 1, 2001 Share Posted October 1, 2001 this post is still going strong! john denver paul harvey george martin (sports machine) kenneth starr michael jackson (beer hunter) jermaine o'neal tito puente marlon brando jackie chan joe jackson reggie jackson jesse jackson andrew jackson jackson pollock i'm sorry, miss jackson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxTick Posted October 1, 2001 Share Posted October 1, 2001 [quote]Originally posted by wager47: [b]george martin (sports machine) [/b][/quote] that'd be George Micheal SactoG 0096 2251 2110 8105 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfjunkie Posted October 2, 2001 Share Posted October 2, 2001 oh right... [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/redface.gif[/img] how about joe jackson (jackson family patriarch) george michael (sports machine) michael jackson (beer hunter) phil collen (def leppard) john doe (random guy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
studioman adam Posted October 2, 2001 Share Posted October 2, 2001 [quote]Originally posted by jnorman: [b]django reinhart - conductor [/b][/quote] Does he have to conduct with his left hand? How cruel... How about this... Michael Sweet (Stryper) - tambourine Alice Cooper - glockenspeil Neal Peart - triangle YoYo Ma - Fretless 6 string bass Don Johnson and Cheech - lead vox Ricky Rocket - drums Guitar - Eric Clapton/Johnson The Bangles - back up vox Performing only R&B covers from before 1972 Arrangements by Mutt Lang Produced by Brian Eno Marshmallow pizza adam [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] studioman adam [][][][][][][][][][][][] "uh........OK?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nika Posted October 2, 2001 Share Posted October 2, 2001 JNorman, Hah! He was the big joke in college if your music theory sight composition ended up sounding horrendous. You could always pass it off as being Cage-esque! Another one to look at is George Crumb. Mmmmm. I like his stuff almost as much as sitting by the fireplace fire reading a good book with a piping hot mug of sour cream! Nika. P.S. Check out my new topic on George's page. For more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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