Guitar Geezer Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Originally posted by Flemtone: On my way to a CSN show in West Palm Beach, FL - "Aren't you just a ray of fu**ing sunshine!" The one on my car: "You! Out of the gene pool!" -Tim from Jersey or the variation: The Gene Pool Needs Some Chlorine! Lynn G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fendercaster Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 I like the one that reads "I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather - Not kicking and screaming like his passengers!" My gear: http://fendercaster.freeservers.com/guit3.html If you own two Lexus cars, do you have Lexi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ptuzer Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Last Month in the SF Bay Area I saw this one, BUSH ... Like a Rock! ... Only Dummer! American Politics are so much more colorfull than Canadian Politics Sorry for all the Bush guys I did not make that up I just saw it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackpine Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 I'm not losing hair.....I'm getting head. www.relayerstudios.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysb3 Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 The Moral Majority is Neither God Bless the Whole World No Billionaire Left Behind BUllSHit My President is Charlton Heston (after Bush had been in office quite a while) With the same font, colors, and proportion of a VISA card: KARMA - It's Everywhere You're Going to Be. and, Support Live Music Henry He not busy being born Is busy dyin'. ...Bob Dylan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxTick Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 "It's time to pull over and change the air in your head" 0096 2251 2110 8105 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruel Hoax Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Best I've seen: I represent GOD, you fuck! -Hoax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evets Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 WILL THE LAST AMERICAN LEAVING FLORIDA PLEASE BRING THE FLAG (Sorry Craig... ) -Steve ----------------------------------- Sometimes ya gotta find out what it ain't, to find out what it is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyscots Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 On a beat up old rusty Corolla in Seattle: "At least it's not an SUV" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sp3nc3r Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 The only decent one I've seen lately was on a rundown-lookin Hyundai: What the hell are you laughing at?! At least it's paid for! Cheers! Spencer "I prefer to beat my opponents the old-fashioned way....BRUTALLY!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jnorman Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Mean People Suck and Your Proctologist called - He found your head... jnorman sunridge studios salem, oregon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedly Nightshade Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Nice People Lick A WOP BOP A LU BOP, A LOP BAM BOOM! "There is nothing I regret so much as my good behavior. What demon possessed me that I behaved so well?" -Henry David Thoreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philbo_Tangent Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 "Vote out the Son of a Bush!" Phil Tangent Studios http://artists.iuma.com/IUMA/Bands/Tangent2/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Soundsmith Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 On a brand-new top-of the line fully tricked-out Mercedes sprots car, leaving Pebble Beach - PB VW And on a beat-up ancient pickup (maybe a 42 Ford) with a towing boom on the back (the hook was attached to the rear bumber, looked like it was towing itself, and should have been!) Beemer Reamer Dasher Dasher - don't ask me about those other reindeer, all I can tell you is Comet's in the sink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBach Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 " Born ok the first time" " Four more Wars!" " Somewhere in Texas a village is missing its' idiot" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 CAUTION: Blond applying makeup. Lick Bush, Beat Dick, 2004! -David http://www.garageband.com/artist/MichaelangelosMuse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejeeber Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 "If God Didn't Want Us to Eat Animals, Why are They Made of Meat?" Yeah, that's a real zinger. I wonder if that brilliant author stopped to think this part through: "If God Didn't Want Us to Eat PEOPLE, Why are They Made of Meat?" Just a pinch between the geek and chum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 many years ago... "old truckers never die, they just get a new Peterbuilt" Me and my two dogs, Remington and Winchester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OctaveDr Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 i saw this the other day... Isis Isis Ra Ra Ra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiral light Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 Born Again Pagan The Only Bush I Trust Is My Own Support Our Troupes (OK, so I made the last one up...) www.windhamhill.com - Shameless Advertising! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenElevenShadows Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 I love cats - they taste like chicken Ken Lee Photography - photos and books Eleven Shadows ambient music The Mercury Seven-cool spacey music Linktree to various sites Instagram Nightaxians Video Podcast Eleven Shadows website Ken Lee Photography Pinterest Page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 Originally posted by Bejeeber: "If God Didn't Want Us to Eat Animals, Why are They Made of Meat?" Yeah, that's a real zinger. I wonder if that brilliant author stopped to think this part through: "If God Didn't Want Us to Eat PEOPLE, Why are They Made of Meat?"People, people who eat people Are the luckiest people in the world... Hey, people eat people all the time. At least that's what it says on this xxx website I, er, uh...stumbled across. "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ani Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 Originally posted by jackpine: I'm not losing hair.....I'm getting head. That one made me blush, but I thought it was great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ani Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 Lick Bush, Beat Dick, 2004! This one is pretty good too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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