Anderton Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Okay, so let's have a bumper stickers thread! My all time favorite remains: ILLITERATE? WRITE FOR FREE HELP! (with address given below in tiny type) ...because it took a while for it to sink in. Craig Anderton Educational site: http://www.craiganderton.org Music: http://www.youtube.com/thecraiganderton Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/craig_anderton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Sound Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 "Buy a sword... no waiting period." Valkyrie Sound: http://www.vsoundinc.com Now at TSUTAYA USA: http://www.tsutayausa.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Wow...I just got forwarded an email with a ton of 'em. Dang...can't think of any of 'em. It's late. "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Programgirl Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt.Hepworth Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 The one I had on my car as a teenager: "Eat People Not Animals" WTF was I thinking? Of course, that was before Daumer and all that BS. My new favorite: "If God Didn't Want Us to Eat Animals, Why are They Made of Meat?" No matter how good something is, there will always be someone blasting away on a forum somewhere about how much they hate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corner Pocket Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 On the back of a split-window VW bus: "Who are the Greatful Dead, and why do they keep following me?" Paul Peace, Paul ---------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyscots Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Be Alert Britain needs lerts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeronyne Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 I http://www.dtpe.com/aam/graphics/spade.gif my dog. "For instance" is not proof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darcity Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Originally posted by Programghoul: If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair. That is wild!!! Here are some that I've seen: 1. Don't follow me, I'm lost too! 2. Hit me, I need the money 3. Car will be unmanned in case of rapture 4. If you can read this, you're tooooo close. Yamaha MODX8, Korg Kronos 2 61, Hammond B3, Novation 61SL MKII, Impulse 61, Roland D-550, Proteus 2000, etc......to name a few. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-money Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 "Grocery boys know when to double bag" "Politics are like sports, where all the teams suck" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bbach1 Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 "my other car is an old beater too" bbach Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwestenberg Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 If I wanted to hear your stereo I'd be sitting in your front seat. Lyrics. Wasted space between solos. I can't tell you, but I can play it for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RABid Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 "Some day your A student will be working for my kid." "If you can read this be prepaired for a sudden stop and a call from my lawyer." "Don't read while you are driving." This post edited for speling. My Sweetwater Gear Exchange Page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miroslav Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 "Your Child May Be An Honor Student, But You Drive Like An Idiot." miroslav - miroslavmusic.com "Just because it happened to you, it doesn't mean it's important." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouizel Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 "Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an a**hole." **Standard Disclaimer** Ya gotta watch da Ouizel, as he often posts complete and utter BS. In this case however, He just might be right. Eagles may soar, but Ouizels don't get sucked into jet engines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowly Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 "Instant asshole. Just add alcohol." Kcbass "Let It Be!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedly Nightshade Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 "I Drop Acid and I Vote" A WOP BOP A LU BOP, A LOP BAM BOOM! "There is nothing I regret so much as my good behavior. What demon possessed me that I behaved so well?" -Henry David Thoreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botch. Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 "My other car is a broom" "Dick Gephart... before he dicks you" "Visualize Whirled Peas" Botch "Eccentric language often is symptomatic of peculiar thinking" - George Will www.puddlestone.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITGITC Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 If you don't like my driving... then get the hell off the sidewalk. I've got more. Lucky for you I can't remember them at this point in time. Tom "Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent." - Victor Hugo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouizel Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Thank God for small favors... **Standard Disclaimer** Ya gotta watch da Ouizel, as he often posts complete and utter BS. In this case however, He just might be right. Eagles may soar, but Ouizels don't get sucked into jet engines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITGITC Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Originally posted by Ooooooooouizel: Thank God for small favors... How 'bout: YOU JUST CAN'T FIX STUPID I think you should put this up near your desk at work, Mr. Ouizel, considering how you're always telling me that you HATE working with stupid people and that those you work with clearly fall into this category. Right? "Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent." - Victor Hugo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryst Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 "this car will explode on impact" "Lord, please save us from your followers" www.myspace.com/apocrypha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouizel Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Originally posted by Is There Gas in the Car?: How 'bout: YOU JUST CAN'T FIX STUPID I think you should put this up near your desk at work, Mr. Ouizel, considering how you're always telling me that you HATE working with stupid people and that those you work with clearly fall into this category. Right? Mrrr. I wonder what it would cost to get a bumper sticker that said: Mrrr! **Standard Disclaimer** Ya gotta watch da Ouizel, as he often posts complete and utter BS. In this case however, He just might be right. Eagles may soar, but Ouizels don't get sucked into jet engines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Programgirl Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Here's one I saw today - "My Chevy likes it rough!" Which isn't funny by itself. But if you had seen the car it was stuck on, (it looked like it had been used by Godzilla for kickball) it was hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Blackwood_dup1 Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 "Vegetables aren't food, vegetables are what food eats." Brad Blackwood euphonic masters and here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funk Jazz Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 look busy, jesus is coming!! my karma ran over your dogma legalize adulthood (trust me it's true, i'm from utah) help!! i've tripped and i can't come down hang up and drive your car is not a phone booth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botch. Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Originally posted by Programghoul: Which isn't funny by itself. But if you had seen the car it was stuck on, (it looked like it had been used by Godzilla for kickball) it was hilarious.That reminds me of a "Top Ten Personalized License Plates" feature that Car and Driver magazine had a few years back. One of the plates read "RCH PHKR". It was attached to a Rolls... Botch "Eccentric language often is symptomatic of peculiar thinking" - George Will www.puddlestone.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GY Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Okay, Craig... you asked! http://mysite.verizon.net/res8dduc/pix/BushBumperSticker.jpg GY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flemtone Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 On my way to a CSN show in West Palm Beach, FL - "Aren't you just a ray of fu**ing sunshine!" The one on my car: "You! Out of the gene pool!" -Tim from Jersey Play. Just play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billster Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Shortly after I moved to Massachusetts full time (1988) I worked in a parking garage, and one of the regulars had a bumper sticker that said: "Dukakis for WHAT???" with pictures of people rolling on the ground laughing. And that's what the locals thought... Buy my CD on CD Baby! Bill Hartzell - the website MySpace?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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