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Okay, so let's have a bumper stickers thread!

 

My all time favorite remains:

 

ILLITERATE? WRITE FOR FREE HELP! (with address given below in tiny type)

 

...because it took a while for it to sink in.

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The one I had on my car as a teenager:

 

"Eat People Not Animals"

 

WTF was I thinking? Of course, that was before Daumer and all that BS.

 

My new favorite:

 

"If God Didn't Want Us to Eat Animals, Why are They Made of Meat?"

No matter how good something is, there will always be someone blasting away on a forum somewhere about how much they hate it.
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Originally posted by Programghoul:

If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair.

:D:D:thu: That is wild!!!

 

Here are some that I've seen:

1. Don't follow me, I'm lost too!

2. Hit me, I need the money

3. Car will be unmanned in case of rapture

4. If you can read this, you're tooooo close.

Yamaha MODX8, Korg Kronos 2 61, Hammond B3, Novation 61SL MKII, Impulse 61, Roland D-550, Proteus 2000, etc......to name a few.
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"Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an a**hole." :D
**Standard Disclaimer** Ya gotta watch da Ouizel, as he often posts complete and utter BS. In this case however, He just might be right. Eagles may soar, but Ouizels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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If you don't like my driving... then get the hell off the sidewalk.

 

I've got more. Lucky for you I can't remember them at this point in time. :D

 

Tom :cool:

"Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent." - Victor Hugo
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Originally posted by Ooooooooouizel:

Thank God for small favors... :D

How 'bout:

 

YOU JUST CAN'T FIX STUPID :D

 

I think you should put this up near your desk at work, Mr. Ouizel, considering how you're always telling me that you HATE working with stupid people and that those you work with clearly fall into this category. Right? :rolleyes:

 

:cool:

"Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent." - Victor Hugo
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Originally posted by Is There Gas in the Car?:

How 'bout:

 

YOU JUST CAN'T FIX STUPID :D

 

I think you should put this up near your desk at work, Mr. Ouizel, considering how you're always telling me that you HATE working with stupid people and that those you work with clearly fall into this category. Right? :rolleyes:

 

:cool:

Mrrr. :D

 

I wonder what it would cost to get a bumper sticker that said:

 

Mrrr! :D

**Standard Disclaimer** Ya gotta watch da Ouizel, as he often posts complete and utter BS. In this case however, He just might be right. Eagles may soar, but Ouizels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Originally posted by Programghoul:

Which isn't funny by itself. But if you had seen the car it was stuck on, (it looked like it had been used by Godzilla for kickball) it was hilarious.

That reminds me of a "Top Ten Personalized License Plates" feature that Car and Driver magazine had a few years back. One of the plates read "RCH PHKR".

It was attached to a Rolls... :D:D:D

Botch

"Eccentric language often is symptomatic of peculiar thinking" - George Will

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