Jump to content


Please note: You can easily log in to MPN using your Facebook account!

OT: Travelling to Molvania?


Recommended Posts



  • Replies 3
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Hail, Hail Freedonia!

 

Spoken:

Lady:

If it's not asking too much,

 

Sung:

For our information

Just for illustration

Tell us how you intend to run the nation

 

Rufus T. Firefly:

These are the laws of my administration

 

No one's allowed to smoke

Or tell a dirty joke

And whistling is forbidden

 

Chorus:

We're not allowed to tell a dirty joke

 

Hail, hail Freedonia

 

Rufus:

If chewing gum is chewed

The chewer is pursued

And in the hooscall hidden

 

Chorus:

If we choose to chew we'll be pursued

 

Rufus:

If any form of pleasure is exibited

Report to me and it will be prohibited

I'll put my foot down, so shall it be

This is the land of the free

 

The last man nearly ruined this place

He didn't know what to do with it

If you think this country's bad off now,

Just wait 'til I get through with it

 

The country's taxes must be fixed

And I know what to do with it

If you think you're paying too much now

Just wait till I get throught with it

 

*whistle*

 

I will not stand for anything that's crooked or unfair

I'm strictly on the upper knot, so everyone beware

If any man's caught taking graft, and I don't get my share

We stand'im up against the wall and pop! Goes the weasel

 

Chorus:

So everyone beware, you're stricken or unfair

-------unless he gets his share

 

Rufus:

If any man should come between a husband and his bride

We'll find out which one she prefers by letting her decide

If she prefers the other man, the husband steps outside

We stand him up against the wall and pop! Goes the weasel

 

Chorus:

The husband steps outside, relinquishes his bride

They stand him up against the wall and take him for white

 

(quoted from the movie Duck Soup)

 

/Mats

http://www.lexam.net/peter/carnut/man.gif

What do we want? Procrastination!

When do we want it? Later!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

×
×
  • Create New...