Funk Jazz Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Strat Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken. BlueStrat a.k.a. "El Guapo" ...Better fuzz through science... http://geocities.com/teleman28056/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitarzan Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 if you are driving the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, does anything happen? http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=193274 rock it, i will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teahead Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 You know what Thought did? Thought stuck a feather up its arse and Thought it was a chicken... Pedal Clips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitarzan Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 ..if you love something if it comes back its yours if it don't hunt it down and kill it http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=193274 rock it, i will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Strat Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 A couple of guys were sitting down to lunch on their construction job when Leroy asks Willie what the smartest thing in the world is. Willie thinks for a second or two, then says,"a thermos". Leroy says," a thermos!? Why would a thermos be the smartest thing in the world?" "In the summertime, when it's hot outside, that thermos keeps my ice tea nice and cold. Then, in the wintertime, when it's freezin' out here, it keeps my chicken noodle soup hot as when I put it in there." Willie replied. "How does that make it the smartest thing in the world?" asked Leroy. Willie said, "How do it know?" BlueStrat a.k.a. "El Guapo" ...Better fuzz through science... http://geocities.com/teleman28056/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave da Dude Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 Willie said, "How do it know?" Groan Gotta' geetar... got the amp. There must be SOMEthing else I... "need". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 I think I'm one of the greatest guitar players in the world. Well, if "sick" means "great"...then "great" must mean "shitty"??? Or something. BTW...if you still haven't seen this...go over to the bass forum. Maybe it's just bass players that use this. Sounds dumb to me, though. Or maybe "dumb" means "smart". That Einstein guy...boy, was he ever dumb!!! "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dak Lander Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 Originally posted by Guitarzan: if you are driving the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, does anything happen? If you're driving at the speed of light and the headlights are on, the light won't get ahead of the car. Our Joint "When you come slam bang up against trouble, it never looks half as bad if you face up to it." The Duke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caevan O’Shite Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Badgerth? We don' nee' no thinking badgerth! Ask yourself- What Would Ren and Stimpy Do? ~ Caevan James-Michael Miller-O'Shite ~ _ ___ _ Leprechaun, Esquire _ ___ _ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revolead Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Why? Shut up and play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caevan O’Shite Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Originally posted by revolead: "Why?"B'cuzz! Ask yourself- What Would Ren and Stimpy Do? ~ Caevan James-Michael Miller-O'Shite ~ _ ___ _ Leprechaun, Esquire _ ___ _ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funk Jazz Posted January 19, 2004 Author Share Posted January 19, 2004 Originally posted by Caevan O'Shite: Badgerth? We don' nee' no thinking badgerth!bath-tard stinkin' badgerth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitar Geezer Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 http://www.animationusa.com/picts/wbpict/wire.jpg I tawt I taw a puddytat........ , , , , ,(Groan) . . . Couldn't resist Lynn G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Gug Posted January 20, 2004 Share Posted January 20, 2004 Never raise your hand to a child. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons Mikegug www.facebook.com/theresistancemusic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklava Posted January 20, 2004 Share Posted January 20, 2004 "is it possible," you might ask yourself, "to enjoy many forms of music, and have the humility to admit that great musicianship can exist outside your chosen idiom?" The story of life is quicker then the blink of an eye, the story of love is hello, goodbye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funk Jazz Posted January 20, 2004 Author Share Posted January 20, 2004 The rich are the most discriminated-against minority in the world. Openly or covertly, everybody hates the rich because, openly or covertly, everybody envies the rich. Me, I love the rich. Somebody has to love them. Sure, a lot o' rich people are assholes, but believe me, a lot o' poor people are assholes, too, and an asshole with money can at least pay for his own drinks. -tom robbins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NMcGuitar Posted January 20, 2004 Share Posted January 20, 2004 Originally posted by Guitarzan: if you are driving the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, does anything happen? And for that matter, do you have to stop for red lights? May all your thoughts be random! - Neil www.McFaddenArts.com www.MikesGarageRocks.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Strat Posted January 20, 2004 Share Posted January 20, 2004 Originally posted by NMcGuitar: Originally posted by Guitarzan: if you are driving the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, does anything happen? And for that matter, do you have to stop for red lights?How far would it take my 5,000 pound pickup truck to slow down from the speed of light to stop for that red light, if the current braking system were applied? Sounds like a calculus problem to me. BlueStrat a.k.a. "El Guapo" ...Better fuzz through science... http://geocities.com/teleman28056/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caevan O’Shite Posted January 20, 2004 Share Posted January 20, 2004 Sounds like a brakes problem to me! Ask yourself- What Would Ren and Stimpy Do? ~ Caevan James-Michael Miller-O'Shite ~ _ ___ _ Leprechaun, Esquire _ ___ _ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NMcGuitar Posted January 20, 2004 Share Posted January 20, 2004 Originally posted by bluestrat: Originally posted by NMcGuitar: Originally posted by Guitarzan: if you are driving the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, does anything happen? And for that matter, do you have to stop for red lights?How far would it take my 5,000 pound pickup truck to slow down from the speed of light to stop for that red light, if the current braking system were applied? Sounds like a calculus problem to me. And, of course, at that speed, a red light would not appear to be red. If I remember my physics properly (ok, what are the chances of that! ), the "red" light would appear to be blue... May all your thoughts be random! - Neil www.McFaddenArts.com www.MikesGarageRocks.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funk Jazz Posted January 20, 2004 Author Share Posted January 20, 2004 Reality is subjective, and there's an unenlightened tendency in this culture to regard something as 'important' only if it is sober and severe. Sure, and still you're right about your Cheerful Dumb, only they're not so much happy as lobotomized. But your Gloomy Smart are just as ridiculous. When you're unhappy, you get to pay a lot of attention to yourself. And you get to take yourself oh so very seriously. Your truly happy people, which is to say, your people who truly like themselves, they don't think about themselves very much. Your unhappy person resents it when you try to cheer him up, because that means he has to stop dwellin' on himself and start payin' attention to the universe. Unhappiness is the ultimate form o' self-indulgence. - tom robbins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennyf Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Originally posted by bluestrat: Originally posted by NMcGuitar: Originally posted by Guitarzan: if you are driving the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, does anything happen? And for that matter, do you have to stop for red lights?How far would it take my 5,000 pound pickup truck to slow down from the speed of light to stop for that red light, if the current braking system were applied? Sounds like a calculus problem to me. Actually, the problem is moot, 'cuz if by some impossible means you DID accellerate your 5000lb truck (or 5lb Tonka, for that matter) to the speed of light, it's apparent mass would be infinite, and the entire universe would collapse into it, along w/that red light. OTOH, anything you do if you were able to somehow travel a the speed of light would take infinitely long, because time would stop for you. The speed of light is one of those magical physical properties that is always just out of reach. It is the asymtote to which the hyperbolic curve of your velocity can approach, and approach, and approach, but never . . . . . . . quite . . . . . . . . . . reach. band link: bluepearlband.com music, lessons, gig schedules at dennyf.com STURGEON'S LAW --98% of everything is bullshit. My Unitarian Jihad Name is: The Jackhammer of Love and Mercy. Get yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIAMOND DUST Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 Back from the depths........... http://b-cordova.dmusic.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basshappi Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 ..and you may ask yourself, "How do I work this"?.. Nothing is as it seems but everything is exactly what it is - B. Banzai Life is what happens while you are busy playing in bands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Base Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 If a tree fell on top of Britney, and there was no one around to hear it... would anybody care...? Fa Fa FA Fa fa fa fa fa FA fa FA FA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris. Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 Originally posted by daklander: Originally posted by Guitarzan: if you are driving the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, does anything happen? If you're driving at the speed of light and the headlights are on, the light won't get ahead of the car. So if a car plus driver had negligable mass, and is travelling at the speed of light, would the headlight beam not just be travellng at twice the speed of light. Relative to the constant velocity of the body, this is still just the speed of light. provided its in a vaccuum to eliminate air resistance effects on the photons and .. thoughts about thoughts on Neil McGuitars thoughts.. travelling into a red light at the speed of light you would see a shorter wavelenth light (due to the doppler effect) so looking at this spectrum here... is it not possible that provided your trasvelling fast enough into visible light, it will appear as x-rays relative to the observer. http://www.yorku.ca/eye/spectrum.gif . . . thats one way to design x-ray specs. http://www.faceoffriendship.org/fof_banner_468.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picker Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 "George, if you were traveling at the speed of light, and you started to scream ("ARRGGGHHH!"), would your head explode?" Stanley Spadowsky, UHF Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave da Dude Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 Dave da Dude said on 01/18/2004 at 07:58am, Groan I still stand by my statement! ... and, imho, if you are traveling the speed of light; you can't see the color of the traffic signal, so what difference does it make what color it is? Besides, you'll be through the intersection so fast you won't hit anything! I gotta get me one of those Gotta' geetar... got the amp. There must be SOMEthing else I... "need". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Red 67 Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 I have been told I think too much. I don't think so though! Big Red's Ride Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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