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Originally posted by rosespappy:

 

oh yes, and Simon, I just tried to record an Anglican Priests tunes. I don't know how you guys make it look so easy. It took me forever to set up, and I still don't like the mix.

 

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Ted,

Very very handsome..... yuk yuk yuk!! http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif seems ya could start a whole new trend here huh? hahahahahahaha!! NOT

 

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What I want to know is how to get your sleep-cycle together....

 

Went off-schedule last night by almost an hour and a half. Dropped by a friend's bar and watched a band from Atlanta "King Johnson" (apparently the guitar player is the brother one of the Martin, Modesky and Wood) - good drummer, you wouldn't happen to know the guy, would you Lee?.

 

It's now 5:47 p.m. and I feel like I'm about to fall over. If I go to sleep now I'll sleep for about an hour, then not feel like getting out of bed until somewhere around 9. At which point I'll stay up until 7 am.

 

I *should* be working on music, but I'm too sleepy. Hmm. It occurs to me most of the time I post here it's when I'm too sleepy to concentrate on anything of value.... Regardless, this is getting old. I can't get a sleeping habit formed, I'm sleeping about 2 hours a night and wasting another 5 hours or so in bed pretending to "rest", and it's pissing me off.

 

 

So what I want to know is....

 

On average, how long do people here sleep *straight*?

What do you do to make yourself sleep?

 

I've tried getting up ridiculously early, didn't help. Tried working out strenuously all day, didn't work. Tried not eating at night, didn't work. I mean, I tried these things for over a week with no change. My brain won't shut off, I lay there and analyze everything, think about 9,000 things I need to be doing, turn the cd player off but the music keeps going in my head and won't stop, turn the cd player on then I'm thinking about music, then...

 

AHHHHHGGGGG!!!!

 

This is a really inefficient way of running a human, help......

 

 

 

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Chip,

 

I feel your pain...

 

You're probably not going to like this answer...but...

 

I'm a shift worker (make sure to include the letter "f" in "shift"). I work rotating shifts...a week of days, a week of midnights, and a week of afternoons...and so on. My schedule is permanently screwed up, and so is my system. I spent a lot of time while on midnights, getting to bed at 8 am, only to find myself awake and zombified at around noon. Likewise...next comes afternoons, so, getting home at around midnight...I usually am up til 4 am...(still early by midnight shift standards). Then comes the dreaded day shift...up around 5 am...should be sleeping by around 9 pm. Do I? Not only no, but HELL no. Usually not 'til 11 or so...

 

What works for me? Often, nothing...but...what helps often is taking those over-the-counter blue gel-caps...the stuff that's the active sleep enhancing ingredient in NyQuil. There's a brand name I can never remember, 'cause I use the generic stuff. It really helps relaxation, and, to me, helps me STAY asleep when I need to. I tried some prescription crap for awhile...oh yeah, it knocked me out alright...but then I woke back up in four hours. Seems like the "NyQuil without the cold medicine" stuff helps me stay asleep longer.

 

BTW...try melatonin, too.

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Originally posted by Tedster:

in four hours. Seems like the "NyQuil without the cold medicine" stuff helps me stay asleep longer. BTW...try melatonin, too.

 

Funny, one of my room mates is essentially a junky for that stuff. Takes it every night almost. Had dinner with some friends a few weeks ago, and one of them goes "take Benadryl" and the others all go "yeah"... I dunno. Of course, she doesn't seem to have a sleeping problem but...

 

Melatonin I think almost worked for me one time, but then a series of extreamly late night gigs/events screwed it up - which always seems to be the case the moment I seem to get on track.

 

Benadryl... diphenhydramine is what does it I think...Let me see (going to kitchen to rummage through the room mate's stash)

 

Man, he DOES have a stash, must be one of every type of cold remedy in there - looks like he takes two of one, buys another then take two, buys another... weird. Only Benadryl contains diphenhydramine, though.

 

I suppose I'll try this in "a little while" and see. Every time I've tried some sort of OTC med I wake up feeling groggy and useless. I've got a lot of stuff to do tomorrow, but "oh well"...

 

 

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Originally posted by popmusic:

I don't know if you regularly exercise, but I'm a runner and I find that running a few miles every other day helps me sleep well.

 

I've been through various periods of regularly exercising (up to 15 miles a day on the bike), to basically sedentary, no difference.

 

I also try to avoid caffiene (although I inevitably have a caffienated soda every few weeks)... For me, caffiene can give me a much-needed energy kick, but it can also mess up my sleeping patterns too.

 

Quite caffeine for a year. Massive head aches regularly. Sleeping got *worse* that year, actually...

 

Caffeine seems to only have an effect over about an hour with me.

 

But when I actually go to sleep... I program a set of CDs that I fall asleep to... I think the music actually influences my dreams.

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Then I get anxiety over "is this the optimal music to be hearing right now?".. Had a cd of ocean sounds I liked, but lost it - seemed to help until I started learning it had patterns.

 

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Some police humor:

 

 

A guy blows a stop sign and gets caught by a policeman.

 

Cop says, "License and registration please,"

 

Guy says, "what for?"

 

Cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the

stop sign."

 

Guy says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming,"

 

Cop says,"You still didn't come to a complete stop,

license and registration, please"

 

Guy says, "What's the difference?"

 

Cop says, "The difference is, you have to come to a

complete stop. License and registration,PLEASE!"

 

Guy says, "If you can show me the difference between

slow down and stop I'll give you my license and

registration,"

 

Cop says, "Exit your vehicle sir."

 

At this point, the cop takes out his billy club and

starts beating the*@ out of the guy and says,

"Do you want me to slow down or stop?"

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More police humor:

 

The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over:

 

20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

 

19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

 

18. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

 

17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

 

16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

 

15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

 

14. Bad cop. No donut.

 

13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?

 

12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

 

11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?

 

10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

 

9. I pay your salary!

 

8. So uh, you on the take or what?

 

7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.

 

6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

 

5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

 

4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

 

3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

 

2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

 

1. Hey, can you give me another one of those body cavity searches?

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This I think was on another forum...but talking about cop humor...

 

A young guy goes speeding across a bridge. Sure enough, at the other end of the bridge a cop is parked with a radar gun. The cop pulls the guy over.

 

"You know how fast you were going?"

 

"I was late for work, officer"

 

"What kind of work do you do?"

 

"I'm a rectum stretcher"

 

"A WHAT?"

 

"Yup, a rectum stretcher. I start with one finger, then two, then a whole hand, then two hands, and then I gradually stretch it out until it's six feet wide"

 

"And just what do you do with a six foot asshole?"

 

"Park him on the other side of a bridge and give him a radar gun".

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Originally posted by Tedster:

This I think was on another forum...but talking about cop humor...

 

A young guy goes speeding across a bridge. Sure enough, at the other end of the bridge a cop is parked with a radar gun. The cop pulls the guy over.

 

"You know how fast you were going?"

 

"I was late for work, officer"

 

"What kind of work do you do?"

 

"I'm a rectum stretcher"

 

"A WHAT?"

 

"Yup, a rectum stretcher. I start with one finger, then two, then a whole hand, then two hands, and then I gradually stretch it out until it's six feet wide"

 

"And just what do you do with a six foot asshole?"

 

"Park him on the other side of a bridge and give him a radar gun".

 

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Chip,

 

Put the TV on sleep (30 minutes should be enough). Put on the Golf channel. Lay down in bed, close your eyes, and listen. Soon you will be sleeping!!!! Or get an IBM technical manual and start reading. THAT will definitely put anyone to sleep!!!!!!!!!

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Any kind o music through headphones will do the trick.

I concentrate on production, what are instruments playing and before I know it, I'm in dream land...

The best CD is Eros from Eros Ramazzotti. Nice production. Every instrument is crystal clear and you can hear every single line of every single instrument... Just concentrate on strings or toms or bass guitar and you will be dreaming in no time (far from that that music is boring or anything...)

If it sounds god, just play the darn thing
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Originally posted by gatorwing@aol.com:

Chip,

 

Put the TV on sleep (30 minutes should be enough). Put on the Golf channel.

 

You know, that might not be a bad idea!

 

 

Thing is - it's almost like I need something so enthralling I forget my worries of the day, which is probably what keeps me awake. Things I love watching - F1 racing and the NBA finals - put me to sleep.

 

ON THE OTHER HAND, one thing that I find VERY enthralling that absolutely doesn't put me to sleep are those damned

 

WOMEN GONE WILD

 

tv commercials.

 

In fact, I've been trying to go to sleep WITHOUT the television on specifically for that reason.

 

4 am, lying there in a half-zombie sleep state, and then BOOMP, bada BOOMP, there's these things on tv and BOOMP BOOMP BOOMP jiggling around and they're right there, and there they are, and

 

then I'm awake, and worse yet quite aggravated.

 

But they probably don't run those commercials on the Gold Channel, right? I'll try it tonight.

 

Or get an IBM technical manual and start reading. THAT will definitely put anyone to sleep!!!!!!!!!

 

I'd probably find something interesting about it: Norton's Guide to the 8086 is sitting on my bookshelf for no other practical reason than it was interesting to me.

 

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Chip...I take it you're single. You need a live-in wild hottie to give ya some BOOMP in your face and knock you out properly... http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gifhttp://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gifhttp://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
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Ted,

 

Chip needs a teenage daughter. The arguments, worries, and emotional hurdles will wear him down. He'll get old fast and won't be able to stay up past 9 PM. I volunteer mine!!!!

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LOL!

 

For me, it's a matter of gratitude. If I'm in a gratefull state...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Snark!... Oh! Crud it's nearly 4;30 a.m. and I just crawled out of the jeeper.Flint's about 3 hours ago... Boy am I thankfull for you gu...y...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz

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No sheeeeeeeiiiiit, I've got a 17 year old and a 15 year old. Really tough to EVER lecture them about hangin out with people who LOOK LIKE ME.........tough! And especially all that goes with it, even though I've been tamed by Mother Earth's Reality Check some time ago, and live relatively pure. They still know that Dad was a hellion back in the day....and he's still........a MUSICIAN!!!!!!!!
Down like a dollar comin up against a yen, doin pretty good for the shape I'm in
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Yup! yer preachin' to tha choir pastor Strat! The town I terrorized as a kid is 5 miles south of here...... The town I play as a music minister in is 5 miles north of here...... My kids are always bumpin' into someone that digs up the "I remember when your Dad..." thang.

 

Still, as plaqing as memory can be.... at my age I'm preety grateful for the grey matter that hasn't gone up in smoke!

 

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Originally posted by Tedster:

Chip...I take it you're single. You need a live-in wild hottie to give ya some BOOMP in your face and knock you out properly... http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gifhttp://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gifhttp://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

 

 

A "live-in wild hottie"? Where does one go to find such a thing? Yeah, I'm all for that. Except I can't afford to be broke at the moment! And I need time to get work done. Right? Come on, you're supposed to say "right!" at this point.... ahg...

 

That's a post I'd like to read: "How to find women that understand what being a musician is about". I suppose looking like Richard Gere would probably help, but... ahg.

 

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That's one of the (but not the only) bottom lines why we all play guitar...'cause we don't look like Richard Gere...and the guitar kinda blinds 'em for a second...they think we look like Richard Gere while we have it strapped on. Then when I take mine off, they see that I look way more like another big star...Homer Simpson...DOH!!!
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Originally posted by Chip McDonald:

 

That's a post I'd like to read: "How to find women that understand what being a musician is about". I suppose looking like Richard Gere would probably help, but... ahg.

 

 

Chip

I couldn't possibly say that I look anything like Richard Gere ( mores the damn pity http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/smile.gif) but I have been very fortunate in finding a woman who can and does understand what being a musician is all about. My tip fwiw, is to find someone who is as passionate about what she does as you are about your art. My spousage is a teacher of dressage and therefore works long and antisocial hours.... She understands that I hafta do the same. She tends to do her work in the early morning thru to about 6.00pm and of course mine starts around 11.00am and finishes at???? Our relationship has always worked cos she understands as I do that life for both of us cannot be a 9 til 5.

I should say it took me 11 years to find her http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/wink.gif

 

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Originally posted by Tedster:

.they think we look like Richard Gere while we have it strapped on.

 

Hmm. So what you're saying is, I should consider wearing the guitar when I go Krogering?

 

 

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Originally posted by nrg music:

My tip fwiw, is to find someone who is as passionate about what she does as you are about your art.

 

So I should be looking for an equally loony woman who has given up any hope of a "normal" productive life to pursue something?

 

I know what you're saying. Just doesn't seem to happen. I've got something sort of happening next week with an art museum worker - which makes sense on paper, but she no doubt sees her job as "a job", not something related to an driving interest in art. Or maybe not, we'll see...

 

Which is really the trick; finding someone who blurs the line of "job" with "life". I get home from work, but that doesn't mean I now have "Free Time" - I have things in mind to do to get to a goal. That's a concept that is apparently impossible to grasp to most people, female or otherwise...

 

worked cos she understands as I do that life for both of us cannot be a 9 til 5.

 

Sounds cool. A friend of mine stumbled upon a woman who just blithely doesn't mind his crazed musician schedule. Totally sane, goes about her business, stays out of his hair; knowing it's temporary and eventually they'll end up together. Nothing forced. Amazing. What's that like? Not only that, but it wasn't like an endless courting ritual of expensive dinners, movies, this and that... Amazing. Doesn't expect him to change.

I've seen that happen, but it would seem to be very rare.

 

I should say it took me 11 years to find her http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/wink.gif

 

I do not wish to contemplate that notion.

 

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HAHAHAHA....Why not wear the guitar when you go Krogering? It worked in the Elvis movies...HAHAHAHAHAHA....

 

(Sings in Elvis voice)..."A humma humma...Baby, show me where your produce is"

 

HAHAHAHAHA

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Originally posted by Tedster:

HAHAHAHA....Why not wear the guitar when you go Krogering? It worked in the Elvis movies...HAHAHAHAHAHA....

 

(Sings in Elvis voice)..."A humma humma...Baby, show me where your produce is"

 

HAHAHAHAHA

 

You're bad, very,very bad!!!

 

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It could be a little old-fashioned, but I'm still pretty convinced that there's someone bigger than all of us, still findin'someones for someones. I love to pick on my wife. She loves to bar-b-q me.....

I'm pretty sure Ida died by now without her. And Chip, I couldn't buy another one like her for all the expensive dinners served in NYC in a year.

 

It'll happen bro, it'll happen.

 

rick..... Show me your produce!!! Hehehehe....

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Originally posted by Chip McDonald:

So I should be looking for an equally loony woman who has given up any hope of a "normal" productive life to pursue something?

 

*Yes definately... a good bit of insanity goes a long long way* http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

 

I know what you're saying. Just doesn't seem to happen. I've got something sort of happening next week with an art museum worker - which makes sense on paper, but she no doubt sees her job as "a job", not something related to an driving interest in art. Or maybe not, we'll see...

 

Strangely enough when I met Kati I pretty much thought it was never gonna happen.... That is until I actualy met her! As with you I thought she would see her job as a job but with a kinda added interest.... but hell you never know til you get there huh?

 

Which is really the trick; finding someone who blurs the line of "job" with "life". I get home from work, but that doesn't mean I now have "Free Time" - I have things in mind to do to get to a goal. That's a concept that is apparently impossible to grasp to most people, female or otherwise...

 

That's kind of the point though.... Surely anything that is truly worth having is worth waiting for. Think of all the years you have put into your pursuance of musical excellence it took time but you are now a very highly respected player and teacher and surely the achievement of that respect was well worth the wait. I honestly believed for a long time, after a number of half assed relationships and two divorces, that I would never find anyone truly compatable who would share my passion for my work, but in the most unlikely circumstances.... wow it happened!!

 

Sounds cool. A friend of mine stumbled upon a woman who just blithely doesn't mind his crazed musician schedule. Totally sane, goes about her business, stays out of his hair; knowing it's temporary and eventually they'll end up together. Nothing forced. Amazing. What's that like? Not only that, but it wasn't like an endless courting ritual of expensive dinners, movies, this and that... Amazing. Doesn't expect him to change.

I've seen that happen, but it would seem to be very rare.

 

I know what you mean, but I'm an old romantic and a true believer in the fact that when it is meant to happen it will!! We also never did much of the dinners, courting etc. It just wasn't necessary, candles and each others company were more than enough and anything else just seemed intrusive.

 

just a side note, I have met many people over the years, male and female, who are as focussed on what they do as we are. I had resigned myself to living without a true spiritual partner and I just stopped looking for anything really deep. My brother asked me one day if I wanted to go horseriding, I ummed and aaaed for a while and finaly, cos I had nothing better to do, I said ok then lets do it...... the rest is history.

 

Simon

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