lrossmusic Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 So, three notes walk into a bar -- a C, an Eb, and a G. The bartender looks up and says "We don't serve minors." So the Eb leaves and the other two have a fifth between them. After a few drinks, the G was out flat, and the experience was diminished. Eventually, the C sobers up, sees one of his friends missing, the other one passed out, and realizes to his horror that he's under a rest. C was brought to trial, found guilty and convicted of contributing to the diminution of a minor and was sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at the Paul Williams/Neil Sedaka Correctional Facility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Force Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 10 years? Steve Force, Durham, North Carolina -------- My Professional Websites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Horne Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 Cute. Someone will have to translate it for the DJ crowd. No guitarists were harmed during the making of this message. In general, harmonic complexity is inversely proportional to the ratio between chording and non-chording instruments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicaL Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 Originally posted by lrossmusic: C was . . . sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at the Paul Williams/Neil Sedaka Correctional Facility. I thought they gave him 10 years of Klangfarbenmelodie! Gear: Yamaha MODX8, Mojo 61, NS2 73, C. Bechstein baby grand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicaL Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 Gear: Yamaha MODX8, Mojo 61, NS2 73, C. Bechstein baby grand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicaL Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 Gear: Yamaha MODX8, Mojo 61, NS2 73, C. Bechstein baby grand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITGITC Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 Originally posted by Dave Horne: Cute. Someone will have to translate it for the DJ crowd. I thought the choice of correctional facilities was harsh... then I read Dave's reply. "Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent." - Victor Hugo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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