dansouth Posted November 5, 2001 Share Posted November 5, 2001 If football were more like baseball - - the defense would get to take on offensive players one at a time. - the coaches would be standing on the sidelines in tights, no matter how fat they are. - the quarterback would play until early in the second half, at which point he'd be relieved by another player. Then he'd be off for the next five weeks. - you'd be able to play twice a day even if you weren't in very good shape, despite the fact that everyone plays both offense and defense. - if you ran into another player, everyone of both teams would become very angry. - play stops when the weather is less than perfect. No problem. If you can't play today, you're welcome to come back and play some other day. We'll have some chips and dip ready. - every field would have a unique size and shape. If your stadium has a bigger end zone, the number of touchdowns you score will count just as much as in any other stadium. - the quarterback could take as long as he wanted to take the snap. He could stand in the pocket chewing tobacco and scratching his crotch for five or six minutes, and no one would find it unusual. - if the quaterback performs poorly, the coach will take a leisurely stroll out onto the field to have a fatherly chat with him. One or more teammates may join in. Even the refs are invited. - someone on the sidelines will keep track of every mistake your team makes, and in fifty years, people will still care about how many there were. - Ben Gay would be less important than Preparation H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfjunkie Posted November 5, 2001 Share Posted November 5, 2001 - japanese players - canadian teams - curve pass - tip a pass out of bounds, get another try - cardinals beat the jets in the superbowl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthplanet Posted November 5, 2001 Share Posted November 5, 2001 If football was like baseball it would mean that L.A. has finally got a team! Michael Q:What do you call a truck with nothing in the bed,nothing on the hitch, and room for more than three people in the cab? A:"A car".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meccajay Posted November 5, 2001 Share Posted November 5, 2001 -You could lose 50 games in a row and still make the playoffs!! TROLL . . . ish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbrock1san.rr.com Posted November 6, 2001 Share Posted November 6, 2001 There would be no cheerleaders. No more eye candy. You'd also have lot's of guys trying to spit chewing tobacco out of there helmets. Yuk ! I wouldn't want to be the guy who has to clean up that mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Zeger Posted November 6, 2001 Share Posted November 6, 2001 However, if baseball were more like football, the Yankees could have erased that 15-2 deficit in Game 6 by scoring 2 touchdowns to beat the D-backs 16-15. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dansouth Posted November 7, 2001 Author Share Posted November 7, 2001 - the Bucks and Cardinals would be on the chopping block... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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