loudist Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 A musician who's spent his entire life trying to get a record deal is feeling extremely depressed. He's been turned-down by every record company he's ever contacted. No one seems to recognize his unique talent, so he comes up with an ingenius plan to get back at all the record companies who've rejected him all of his life. He books time at a recording studio, and instructs the sound engineer to record everything he says, and every sound he hears, and then copy it all onto 1000 CDs, and send a CD to every record company executive on the list that he hands the engineer. The guy walks into the vocal booth; the red light is on, and he begins... "This is a message for all you sycophantic, talentless, stupid record company idiots who've ignored me for all these years. I've dedicated my life to writing beautiful, emotive, soul-searching music, and all you bastards do is discard my tapes, never return my phone calls, and sign these horrible, no-talent, ridiculous, dumb bands, and these filthy, dirty rappers! Well, you bunch of morons, you parasites, you dumb pricks; I've taken all I can of your puerile, shallow ndustry, and it's you who have driven me to this! Goodbye you fuckin' murderers of art!" With that, he pulls out a gun, puts it to his head and blows his brains out. The sound engineer glances up and says, "Okay. That's fine. I've got a good level. Wanna go for a take?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David R. Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 LOVE IT!! By the way, what kind of mic pre was he using? -David R. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KHAN Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :thu: So Many Drummers. So Little Time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve LeBlanc Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 HAHAHAHAHA! :thu: http://www.youtube.com/notesleb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Flier Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 Ohhhhh shit... that's a good one!! :thu: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 That reminds me of something on an old Warner Bros. cartoon...I think it's Daffy who does this circus trick...swallows nitro and dynamite, gasoline, and then lights a match...BOOM...everyone applauds...but he can only do the trick once. "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eh steve Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 what a sad last note. get a job and a gf. you only go around once. http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail36.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultravibe Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 Hysterical! Andrew Mazzocchi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxTick Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 LMAO :D 0096 2251 2110 8105 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisDude Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 Don't firget to run it through a de-popper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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