OT - Yuk... stained ceramic sink

[LiveMusic]

Brother's house here, the sink is horrible. It's stained with dirt or grime or something. You can scrub to no avail. It always looks filthy brown. Any hope and if so, how? Tile around sink. Replacing it, I guess you'd have to retile it. Which would be a fairly major affair, I guess.

[offramp]

Couple of things.

 

Try stopping the drain, and pouring a cup or two of bleach in the sink, then fill up the sink with hot water. Maybe more bleach, depending on the grodiness. Let stand for an hour or so.

 

You might also try mixing baking soda and bleach into a paste that can be brushed on and left on for a while.

[Rog]

For fuck's sake..

 

Music forum.

 

I'm getting pretty fucking sick of this.

 

"ooh, I spilt some cola on the sofa"

 

"My dog doesn't like me"

 

"what's the best sub-1$ microphone?"

 

"erectile dysfunction, do I use a splint?"

 

"My brother's cat pissed in the living room, HELP!"

 

"Pasta, do I use both a knife and a fork or only a fork?"

 

"Sometimes I can't seem to decide if I should get out of bed or not, what do you crazy guys think?"

 

Duke, you're full of shit.

 

You keep posting asinine topics which bear no fucking relation to anyting S or S or, indeed, S.

 

I'm well fucking bored of this.

 

If you have major problems with modern living then that's your problem.

 

I'm sick to death hearing about it.

[offramp]

wow.

[GY]

If we would ignore it... it might go away.

[whitefang]

Lighten up, Rog! Everyone knows it's "open mic". And the "unofficial" OT page.

 

Live, we now live in my grandmother's 53 year old house. And, it has a 53 year old sink. Replacing the sink is impossible, due to the counter it's in running up against the wall with the door to the living room. And the door jamb is flush with the counter, and the counter is 23" deep. The standard sink is 25". My wife attacks this easily stained old sink by squirting bleach full strength all over it, covering it with Comet, and letting it sit about an hour before attacking it with one of those sponges with a scrubber on one side. As for the tile, bleach won't even touch it. Well, the tile comes out OK, but I need to replace the grout with some new, stain resistant stuff.

 

Whitefang

[Mrs.Loud Rock Geetar picke]

Originally posted by Rog:

If you have major problems with modern living then that's your problem.

 

Lighten up, man. If you don't like the topic don't click on it.

 

But I have to say though that the above quote is priceless.

[Phait]

Jesus, did someone not take their Midol?

[offramp]

So, Duke...how's your new asshole working for you?

[LiveMusic]

Originally posted by offramp:

So, Duke...how's your new asshole working for you?

Man, I really don't know what to say. After the hate spilled forth by Rog, I decided to not respond for a day or so, so I could cool off and not say anything scathing.

 

So, now that I've calmed down, I'll just say stuff it up YOUR ass, Mr. Self-Righteous Producer piece of shit. Fuck you. Out of 40 posts on the main page, 15 are off topic. Almost 40%. You have almost 4,000 posts. You know goddamn well it has been covered on here several times BY THE HEAD DUDE, CRAIG that this forum is open mic for anything and everything.

 

Step outside, motherfucker. Let's duke it out. In 50 years, we'll be dead and gone and nobody will even fucking know we existed, we're all nothing in the big scheme of things, so, a little wallering around on the ground now won't matter.

 

I swear, I'm thinking of curtailing use of forums. People are so fucking rude. This is the second personal attack in two weeks. Here I am trying to spread a little peace and love and brotherhood and some motherfucker who POSTED to my How do you remove cat urine" thread later decides to attack me personally. I don't know if it's worth putting up with the bullshit from asshole pricks like Mr. Rog, Expert Producer. Really. Life is too short.

 

There are so many wonderful people on this forum, I'd miss it. It's invaluable as a source for any topic and I enjoy talking about all kinds of stuff. I don't go to other forums. I talk about it here. And every single fucking time I post something, it invariably gets many responses. Mr. Rog, Expert Producer, doesn't have the fucking sense not to click on the goddamn post if he doesn't like me. No, he has to personally attack me. Start your own fucking forum.

 

Personally, I think the moderators should ban motherfuckers like him. I really do. Zero tolerance, byebye. Other forums would not put up with pricks like him.

 

And BTW, this is what ROG, the total fucking asshole from Hull, Ingerland, wherever in the fuck that is, said about CAT PISS:

 

Make sure you clean your cables properly, disasssemble them.

 

Cat piss is one of the nastiest substances known to man (or to cats)

 

Now, I fucking wanted to know how to get cat piss out. Eleven people responded. He was the third to post a reply.

 

I really don't know anymore. But I ain't scared of a fight. Some motherfucker from Hull, Ingerland don't scare me. Hell, I was raised on a cattle ranch. Many a badass bull, I've had to fight. Shit, I've actually had kind of a shitty week. I need a good fight. Let's get it on.

 

To everybody else,

Peace and love, that 60s stuff

[Botch.]

Originally posted by LiveMusic:

I decided to not respond for a day or so, so I could cool off and not say anything scathing.

Whoo, would've been cool to see what you wrote if you hadn't cooled off first!

[Franknputer]

damn...lighten up,, guys. It's just the interweb...

 

Rog, I was kinda surprised at your post - I didn't think that OT bothered you that much. Bad day?

 

But whatever - LiveMusic has posted his share of music-related threads as well as OT junk. Check his recent posts - there are a number of #0 posts (meaning he started the thread) and it looks like there's quite a bit of music-related stuff there IMO.

 

Let's all step back a minute, and take things a little less seriously, shall we?

 

Or not.

 

Whatever.

 

Make 7 Up Yours.

[Wewus432]

You know what it is Duke, a lot of the threads you post here are so extremely mundane, it just kind of brings the whole vibe of the place down. It's like we're the HOME HELP NETWORK......or something, we're not, we're musicians.

 

You are a very prolific writer... so the only thing I would ask of you is to be more creative here , which is kind of related to being a musician, ya think?

 

We are a community here, and if you look back on the interactions you and I have had, I have NEVER cursed you, but you have cursed me....many times. What's the point in that?

 

I've done nothing but be honest with you, and sometimes that DOES hurt, but I'll tell ya what, it beats the hell out of people bullshitting you, and pretending like they like you.

 

We love ya man, mean it.

[LiveMusic]

Originally posted by TheWewus:

We are a community here, and if you look back on the interactions you and I have had, I have NEVER cursed you, but you have cursed me....many times. What's the point in that? I've done nothing but be honest with you, and sometimes that DOES hurt, but I'll tell ya what, it beats the hell out of people bullshitting you, and pretending like they like you. We love ya man, mean it.

I have cursed you just like I did Rog. Because you deserved it. A personal attack on me on more than one occasion. First was one was calling me a poser, which probably means "poseur," a person who pretends to be something he is not. I pretend to be nothing. I am just me and if you don't like me, don't click on my threads. I've asked you to do that. Just stay the hell away from me.

 

I could toot my horn and tell you all the shit I have accomplished in my life but I won't. What's the point. Who gives a shit.

 

Oh, I forgot, I bring down YOUR forum with my mindless stupid posts that everybody seems to fill with responses. That's pretty baffling to me. You attack my character and you damn well know it. And when you do that, rather than wimp out, tuck my tail and run, I am going to tell you to fuck off. Because I am a scrapper.

 

And you post bullshit like a 12 year old, ad nauseum. Talk about bringing a forum down. When you got here, it went to shit. And I am not saying that because of this thread. I am being as honest as I can be. You are beyond immature.

 

And you don't love me and you know it.

 

So sorry I bring down YOUR forum.

 

You know the more I think about it, it is absolutely hilarious that you say I bring down your vibe with my posts, as if you bring it up or something. You have singlehandedly destroyed much of what was going on here. Many wonderful people have left. Maybe they're sick of me, what the hell do I know but I am damn sure sick of you and was within your first five posts. And Steve, I think that's your name... that is BEFORE you and I had ever had a cross word because of you slamming me. I just didn't care for your mindless b.s.

 

it beats the hell out of people bullshitting you, and pretending like they like you

 

There you go. It never ceases to amaze me how people have to slam other people on a forum. If you don't like somebody, just leave the poor bastard alone. No, you have to tell him he's a loser. Fuck you for the umpteenth time. As if you are my friend. Haha. That is such a joke.

[Rog]

"Man, I really don't know what to say. After the hate spilled forth by Rog, I decided to not respond for a day or so, so I could cool off and not say anything scathing."

 

Glad you calmed down and thought some of something to say

 

"So, now that I've calmed down, I'll just say stuff it up YOUR ass, Mr. Self-Righteous Producer piece of shit. Fuck you. Out of 40 posts on the main page, 15 are off topic. Almost 40%. You have almost 4,000 posts. You know goddamn well it has been covered on here several times BY THE HEAD DUDE, CRAIG that this forum is open mic for anything and everything."

 

Yeah sure. You have the right to say what you want, no matter how banal or tedious it may be. This place used to be fun but somewhere, somehow it suffered death by a thousand yawn-inducing cuts.

 

"Step outside, motherfucker. Let's duke it out. In 50 years, we'll be dead and gone and nobody will even fucking know we existed, we're all nothing in the big scheme of things, so, a little wallering around on the ground now won't matter."

 

Only if you promise to pay for my flight over.

 

"I swear, I'm thinking of curtailing use of forums. People are so fucking rude. This is the second personal attack in two weeks. Here I am trying to spread a little peace and love and brotherhood and some motherfucker who POSTED to my How do you remove cat urine" thread later decides to attack me personally. I don't know if it's worth putting up with the bullshit from asshole pricks like Mr. Rog, Expert Producer. Really. Life is too short."

 

Ahh, you got me, I admit it. In a moment of weakness I gave in and posted on one of your "help I can't cope with domestic chores" threads. Bingo, you got me good.

 

"There are so many wonderful people on this forum, I'd miss it. It's invaluable as a source for any topic and I enjoy talking about all kinds of stuff. I don't go to other forums. I talk about it here. And every single fucking time I post something, it invariably gets many responses. Mr. Rog, Expert Producer, doesn't have the fucking sense not to click on the goddamn post if he doesn't like me. No, he has to personally attack me. Start your own fucking forum."

 

I'm working on another forum as we speak. I'm not sure what all this "Expert Producer" shite is about.

 

"Personally, I think the moderators should ban motherfuckers like him. I really do. Zero tolerance, byebye. Other forums would not put up with pricks like him."

 

No need.

 

"And BTW, this is what ROG, the total fucking asshole from Hull, Ingerland, wherever in the fuck that is, said about CAT PISS:

 

Make sure you clean your cables properly, disasssemble them.

 

Cat piss is one of the nastiest substances known to man (or to cats)"

 

Hull, on the East coast of England. I understand that identifying any place outside of the US may cause you problems. Oh damn, you nailed me again on the cat piss thing. What can i say? It's a subject close to my heart.

 

"I really don't know anymore. But I ain't scared of a fight. Some motherfucker from Hull, Ingerland don't scare me. Hell, I was raised on a cattle ranch. Many a badass bull, I've had to fight. Shit, I've actually had kind of a shitty week. I need a good fight. Let's get it on."

 

Anyway, I'm sure craig will back you up. Feel free to post as many threads about ironing, how much use you can get out of a toothbrush or how many times a bull can beat you before brain damage ensues.

 

I'm done with you.

[Wewus432]

Duke....I don't think too many of the good people went anywhere, in fact, a lot of them went to another forum, that I post on, to get away from the political posts, and other bullshit here.

 

How many threads do you SEE started by me here in the last 6 months? Take a look. I barely read this forum anymore, but

 

you are correct, I have in the past posted a lot of humor reminiscent of a 12 year old, and the reason for that is, 12 year olds are some of the funniest people in the world. I also do a great impression of a 17 year old, and a 29 year old, which were both very funny ages for me.

 

I think you're probably a pretty good guy. Don't let all this internet bullshit get to you. You're not going to kick anybody's ass. You're going to keep doing what you do, and I'm going to keep doing what I do, and never the twain shall meet..........or something.

 

Nobody is attacking your character, they're just commenting on some bullshit you wrote on the Internet.

[offramp]

So...ummm...did the sink ever get clean?

[ViLo]

Originally posted by offramp:

So...ummm...did the sink ever get clean?

I think It got dirtier

[Mats Olsson.]

Nothing lasts forever in a house.

Get a new sink, retile the area, it's not that hard or expensive if you do it yourself. And you'll feel good about it afterwards.

[Wewus432]

Yeah, no problem, we'll talk you through it step by step.

[not coaster MODERATOR]

Originally posted by Mats Olsson.:

\

Get a new sink, retile the area, \.

or maybe you should

 

reptile the area. this will keep the midnight donut snackers out of the fridge.

[offramp]

Originally posted by TheWewus:

Yeah, no problem, we'll talk you through it step by step.

Step 1: Beer

Step 2: Go to Home Despot; buy all materials. Be sure that 40% are the wrong size/shape/texture/quality. Get bratwurst from cart vendor in front.

Step 3: Beer

Step 4: Begin disassembling kitchen.

Step 5: Swear.

Step 6: Beer

Step 7: Get 70% of the way through project, discover the 40% of wrong materials.

Step 8: Re-engineer 25% of wrong materials to work for the situation. Gingerly place remaining 15% of wrong materials back in bag with grease-stained receipts.

Step 9: Swear, beer. (This combination of two previously separate steps is critical for simultaneously feigning knowing what you're doing and focusing the blame on the 40% of wrong materials; guzzle beer between curses, wipe mouth on sleeve, begin each tirade with "God dammit...".)

Step 10: Unplug power tools. Plug in porn disc on DVD. Beer.

Step 11: Pass out.

Step 12 (next morning): Return 15% of wrong materials to Home Despot. Swear.

Step 13: Clean up mess at home.

Step 14: Call Contractor.

Step 15: Beer

 

See? Piece o' cake.

[Bbach1]

Originally posted by offramp:

So...ummm...did the sink ever get clean?

I was just wondering that same thing.

[Dr Nursers]

This thread is sinking to new lows....

 

Sorry I couldn't resist

[offramp]

It was a bit of a drain, earlier.

[Wewus432]

It's a stain upon the Forum.

[not coaster MODERATOR]

i wash my hands of it

[The Studio Pet-Rock]

Actually, this thread has been quite helpful to me; my sink has been stained with cat piss for quite a time now (REALLY gotta do my dishes more than once every 6 months. The cats mistake it for a litter box if I don't...)

[Bunny Knutson]

http://ogonbat.brinkster.net/arkiv_farrah-poster.jpg

[Botch.]

Thanks for the mammaries, Bunny! I held that poster up with one hand through two years of college!