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If you could wake up with anyone’s hair, who would you choose?


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For a person like myself, any hair is a good hair day.

 

My scalp showed at 24. By the time I was almost 30 with a divorce on the horizon, I was bald on top and was concerned about my attractiveness to women. I was sitting down on a chair, a cute gal came up behind me, pressed her breast to my shoulder, rubbed my head and said, "I just love rubbing bald heads." Right then I knew everything was going to be OK.

 

I was still married, so I didn't follow up on that, but to this day, even though I can't remember her name, I thank her for showing me that no matter what type you are, there is another type who likes that type.

 

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9 minutes ago, David Bryce said:

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my hair the most.

 

There's definitely a song in there. David Crosby should write it.

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19 hours ago, David Bryce said:

I’d wake up with my hair.  The hair I used to have, anyway…

 

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my hair the most.

 

dB

Yeah, this.

 

I did a lot of things with my hair over the years, because I was sure I was going to lose it. I didn't lose as much as I thought I would, which ended up weird in my opinion. I even shaved my head for a while at one point, but I still had too much and it was too much work to keep up like that. Fortunately there's this cute gal who likes me despite this hair/lack of it anyway. :) 

 

OTOH, there's this promising possibility…

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Cousin Itt from the Addams Family. That would allow me a lot of leeway in doing unsettling Yoko/Bjork/GaGa/Sasquatch things.

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2 hours ago, CEB said:

I miss hair. 

I only missed hair in my early thirties. Once I figured out the whole shaving my head deal, accidentally joining an emerging trend, things improved noticeably. I met my wife to be soon after that. Conveniently, only one of us has to have a hair care/hair products budget, I never spend a moment fussing with the stuff and I get to shave away the remaining grey edges. 

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If I let my hair grow long -- really long, with a ponytail -- I'll end up looking like the late Jon Lord.

 

Not a bad thing!  (Still workin' to match his chops though...)

 

But if I could have "any" hair -- it's gotta be Jon Bon Jovi from the 80's.

 

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8 hours ago, Old No7 said:

If I let my hair grow long -- really long, with a ponytail -- I'll end up looking like the late Jon Lord.

 

Not a bad thing!  (Still workin' to match his chops though...)

 

But if I could have "any" hair -- it's gotta be Jon Bon Jovi from the 80's.

 

Old No7

Looking like Jon Lord isn’t a bad thing. Guy had a hell of a mustache, too…

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I remember that my high school biology book claimed that baldness was inherited from the mother, not the father. I knew that was wrong. My dad and his five brothers were bald, his dad, grandfather and great grandfather were all bald. By the time I was 10 I knew I would be bald. And now I am. What they did not know at the time is polycystic kidneys and sjogren’s disease was also in my family tree. Got sjogren’s and dodged polycystic kidneys. Suits me just fine. Polycystic kidneys is the one you really don’t want. My sister and I both dodged that bullet.

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16 hours ago, RABid said:

I remember that my high school biology book claimed that baldness was inherited from the mother, not the father. I knew that was wrong. My dad and his five brothers were bald, his dad, grandfather and great grandfather were all bald. By the time I was 10 I knew I would be bald. And now I am. What they did not know at the time is polycystic kidneys and sjogren’s disease was also in my family tree. Got sjogren’s and dodged polycystic kidneys. Suits me just fine. Polycystic kidneys is the one you really don’t want. My sister and I both dodged that bullet.

Mine is opposite. Mother's brothers were bald, father's brothers all went to the grave with hair.

 

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