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I need a keeper i thank.. whats ten percent of a possum?

is thet like a laig? a haunch? the haid? I dunno..

my roadside animal collection agency and and fur emporium and claws and heads and things jewelry store ain't doink too well.

I may have to go back into my life of prostitution. oy.. .

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Originally posted by arellspencer:

I need a keeper i thank.. whats ten percent of a possum?

is thet like a laig? a haunch? the haid? I dunno..

my roadside animal collection agency and and fur emporium and claws and heads and things jewelry store ain't doink too well.

I may have to go back into my life of prostitution. oy.. .

Try adding fireworks to your roadside emporium's inventory.

Of course, small animals, M-80s and teenage boys don't mix so well...

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You need to do what Jimmy Carter's does down near the little Pee Dee river...

 

Run a pettin' zoo and sell peanuts along with the possum parts and hides. :) You could cook up a mess a possum vittles and sell it as genuine North Cak-a-lakky cookin'! :D

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OOPS! I should have said I will werk fer money OR small animals.

and please make sure theys daid cause I hates to hear their little screams as I skin 'em and hack their laigs off and sech, gives me the shudders. and makes me kinda blinky.

 

oh and possum stew is a fave dish in some parts.

right up there with bull,hog, and chicken testicles which I also DO NOT EAT. ugh!

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I like goode ol'american foode like PIZZA and buhskettie and good old fashioned chinese take out and subs.. lots of subs..

Frank Ranklin and the Ranktones

 

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FRANKIE RANKLIN (Stanky Franks) <<<

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I am the smallest aminal I know.. indubitably.

 

 

be noble:HELP SAVE the ARELL buy his recordings and rants and chants. see the man in the big green tent!

 

Originally posted by F7sound -:

I thought you were working to earn money to save small animals - a noble cause indeed.

 

But, I'm not sure what you're working for, am I?

 

Michael Oster

F7 Sound and Vision

ReGurgiTron - play his music, and small animals run.

Frank Ranklin and the Ranktones

 

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FRANKIE RANKLIN (Stanky Franks) <<<

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