Barandine Vondenger Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 I need a keeper i thank.. whats ten percent of a possum? is thet like a laig? a haunch? the haid? I dunno.. my roadside animal collection agency and and fur emporium and claws and heads and things jewelry store ain't doink too well. I may have to go back into my life of prostitution. oy.. . Frank Ranklin and the Ranktones WARP SPEED ONLY STREAM FRANKIE RANKLIN (Stanky Franks) <<< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stranger Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 Arell, Could you give us the english version? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitefang Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 You should try to get the small animals to work for YOU! Whitefang I started out with NOTHING...and I still have most of it left! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshananigan Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 Originally posted by arellspencer: I need a keeper i thank.. whats ten percent of a possum? is thet like a laig? a haunch? the haid? I dunno.. my roadside animal collection agency and and fur emporium and claws and heads and things jewelry store ain't doink too well. I may have to go back into my life of prostitution. oy.. .Try adding fireworks to your roadside emporium's inventory. Of course, small animals, M-80s and teenage boys don't mix so well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Strat Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 You need to do what Jimmy Carter's does down near the little Pee Dee river... Run a pettin' zoo and sell peanuts along with the possum parts and hides. You could cook up a mess a possum vittles and sell it as genuine North Cak-a-lakky cookin'! BlueStrat a.k.a. "El Guapo" ...Better fuzz through science... http://geocities.com/teleman28056/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barandine Vondenger Posted February 14, 2004 Author Share Posted February 14, 2004 OOPS! I should have said I will werk fer money OR small animals. and please make sure theys daid cause I hates to hear their little screams as I skin 'em and hack their laigs off and sech, gives me the shudders. and makes me kinda blinky. oh and possum stew is a fave dish in some parts. right up there with bull,hog, and chicken testicles which I also DO NOT EAT. ugh! . I like goode ol'american foode like PIZZA and buhskettie and good old fashioned chinese take out and subs.. lots of subs.. Frank Ranklin and the Ranktones WARP SPEED ONLY STREAM FRANKIE RANKLIN (Stanky Franks) <<< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F7sound - Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 I thought you were working to earn money to save small animals - a noble cause indeed. But, I'm not sure what you're working for, am I? Michael Oster F7 Sound and Vision ReGurgiTron - play his music, and small animals run. Michael Oster F7 Sound and Vision http://www.F7sound.com http://www.regurgitron.com http://www.LaptopNoise.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barandine Vondenger Posted February 14, 2004 Author Share Posted February 14, 2004 I am the smallest aminal I know.. indubitably. be noble:HELP SAVE the ARELL buy his recordings and rants and chants. see the man in the big green tent! Originally posted by F7sound -: I thought you were working to earn money to save small animals - a noble cause indeed. But, I'm not sure what you're working for, am I? Michael Oster F7 Sound and Vision ReGurgiTron - play his music, and small animals run. Frank Ranklin and the Ranktones WARP SPEED ONLY STREAM FRANKIE RANKLIN (Stanky Franks) <<< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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