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O/T: Bears


S. Yeti Bigfoot, Esq.

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I was watching a Learning Channel special on polar bears a few minutes ago and this question popped into my mind. Is there such thing as a bi-polar bear? If there is, is it a bear that suffers severe mood swings, or is it a polar bear with ambiguous sexual preferences?

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My first thought was this was a Bears Packers thread. You can take the boy out of Wisconsin, but you can never take all of Wisconsin out of the boy.
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Well, you might take the bear outta the boy, but you'll be hard-pressed to take a boy outta the bear; it's best to always assume that the bear is bi-polar and bi, 'cause being careless will too easily result in your suffering and mightily so from the bear's mood swinging one way or the other, and either way, you're f#@k3d, and any way you take it, you won't get kissed. Same applies to any bears unexpectedly encountered at the South Polar area- it's no time to nit-pick over geography, other than expediently finding yourself wherever the bear isn't.

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My dad grew up in Chicago; I was born there but grew up in Wisconsin. All I heard in our house was Da Bears and the Cubbies.
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