Bobby LowTones Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 I invited my mother for dinner and, during the course of the meal, I realized she couldn't help but notice how lovely Joanne was. Joanne is my flat mate. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two of us, and this only made her more curious. So I volunteered, "I know what you are thinking, but I assure you, Joanne & I are just flat mates. Our only common interest is music." About a week later, Joanne came to me saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?" "Well I doubt it, but I'll eMail her just to be sure..." ----------------------- To: Mum From: Bobby Subject: The frying pan... Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you DID take the frying pan from my house. I'n not saying that you DID NOT take the frying pan but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Bobby. ----------------------- Several days later, I received an email from my mother which read: ----------------------- To: Bobby From: Mom Subject: Re: The frying pan... Dear Son, I'm not saying that you DO sleep withy Joanne, and I'm not saying that you DO NOT sleep with Joanne, but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the frying pan by now. Love, Mum. ----------------------- Don't lie to your mother! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucks Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Bwahahahahaha! She is one sharp momma! Quote Soundclick Myspace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davio Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rizzo9247 Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 That is great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil W Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Nice one! Quote http://philwbass.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davio Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 I know this has nothing to do with anything ever and I hope that nobody is able to read anything in any way offensive into it, but whenever I read a post by one of our British LDers and they type "y'all" it reminds me of the movie Mickey Blue Eyes. It makes me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky McDougall Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 So, what's wrong with Ya'll? Texas is the birthplace of Ya'll. Rocky Quote "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb, voting on what to eat for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb, contesting the vote." Benjamin Franklin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davio Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Nothing's wrong with "y'all"...watch the movie...you'll understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil W Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 I sound nothing like Hugh Grant! :grin: I don't say y'all out loud over here though - I might slip it into conversation on my next trip to the US. Quote http://philwbass.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davio Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 "Fouwget abouwdet." HAH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juancarlin Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2008/12/03/nothingwilleverhappenwiththis_1.jpg Quote Brought to you by Juancarlin. www.juancarlinmusic.com http://www.youtube.com/JuanCarlinMusic www.facebook.com/JuanCarlinMusic Instagram: @JuanCarlinMusic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul K Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Evidently my wife has too much time on her hands. Here is the proof: http://elfyourself.jibjab.com/view/1MECsFBCz1Q53NsImy5Y Nothing is funnier than when my dog does that titty-shake thing. Quote Things are just the way they are, and they're only going to get worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slap-pop-karl Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 ...Heres some news! I almost died last month! That will get you interested I would think. Quote Okay I got my hair cut! Its now this short *shows how short using hand* Lets get down to business gentlemen! I want that bagel now!...Don't forget the lettuce! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul K Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Karl!!!! What are you talking about! It couldn't have been the haircut! What up?!?!?!? ANd very glad the word "almost" is in that sentence. It would be much worse without that qualifier. It's not like we weren't interested before, donchaknow. Quote Things are just the way they are, and they're only going to get worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slap-pop-karl Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 I came flying off my bike landed on a barbed wire fence all twisted up in a ditch with my bike lying on top of me in the pitch black. No one could see me wither I had loads of cars pass me. My little brother passed me on his bike and so did my dad. So really I could of froze to death, i could of cut my throat on the barbedwire, i could of broke my neck when my face plated the ground, could of broke my back when my bike decided to follow me or somthing, So i got really lucky. Quote Okay I got my hair cut! Its now this short *shows how short using hand* Lets get down to business gentlemen! I want that bagel now!...Don't forget the lettuce! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil W Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Take it as a sign you were meant to survive. Is that push-bike or are you talking motorbike? Quote http://philwbass.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slap-pop-karl Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 motorbike. Wish it was a push bike it would of been liter Quote Okay I got my hair cut! Its now this short *shows how short using hand* Lets get down to business gentlemen! I want that bagel now!...Don't forget the lettuce! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil W Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 We did warn you about motorbikes! Glad you are OK. Quote http://philwbass.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slap-pop-karl Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Yeah you did warn me. I'm gonna listen to warnings from now on. So cars? What about them? Quote Okay I got my hair cut! Its now this short *shows how short using hand* Lets get down to business gentlemen! I want that bagel now!...Don't forget the lettuce! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil W Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 I know nothing about cars, I've never had one. Quote http://philwbass.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moot Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Karl - you got the first one out of the way. Congrats. With a little luck you learned a little about your bikes limitations - and yours. Get back on the horse and use that knowledge. Quote "He is to music what Stevie Wonder is to photography." getz76 I have nothing nice to say so . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky McDougall Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Yeah you did warn me. I'm gonna listen to warnings from now on. So cars? What about them? I have had about 32 cars at last count. What would you like to know? Rocky Quote "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb, voting on what to eat for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb, contesting the vote." Benjamin Franklin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davio Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Wow, that sucks! Glad you made it through! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slap-pop-karl Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Yeah you did warn me. I'm gonna listen to warnings from now on. So cars? What about them? I have had about 32 cars at last count. What would you like to know? Rocky Any warnings Karl - you got the first one out of the way. Congrats. With a little luck you learned a little about your bikes limitations - and yours. Get back on the horse and use that knowledge. I tried but there is no point riding if you are riding scared. Quote Okay I got my hair cut! Its now this short *shows how short using hand* Lets get down to business gentlemen! I want that bagel now!...Don't forget the lettuce! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil W Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Rocky is the man to ask about cars! Quote http://philwbass.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
butcherNburn Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 I came flying off my bike landed on a barbed wire fence all twisted up in a ditch with my bike lying on top of me in the pitch black. No one could see me wither I had loads of cars pass me. My little brother passed me on his bike and so did my dad. So really I could of froze to death, i could of cut my throat on the barbedwire, i could of broke my neck when my face plated the ground, could of broke my back when my bike decided to follow me or somthing, So i got really lucky. OMG!! Is your bass ok? Quote If you think my playing is bad, you should hear me sing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davio Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 This is my vote for "After The Love Has Gone" by Earth, Wind & Fire and "You're Still A Young Man" by Tower of Power as the absolute best, all-time winningest, #1 bass lines that ever go through my head on a daily basis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul K Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 9.33 cents per gigabyte. That's almost free. http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/searchtools/item-Details.asp?EdpNo=4138742&sku=TSD-1500AS&SRCCODE=WEM1797V&cm_mmc=Email-_-Main-_-WEM1797-_-2nd I know. Get a hobby. Quote Things are just the way they are, and they're only going to get worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slap-pop-karl Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 I came flying off my bike landed on a barbed wire fence all twisted up in a ditch with my bike lying on top of me in the pitch black. No one could see me wither I had loads of cars pass me. My little brother passed me on his bike and so did my dad. So really I could of froze to death, i could of cut my throat on the barbedwire, i could of broke my neck when my face plated the ground, could of broke my back when my bike decided to follow me or somthing, So i got really lucky. OMG!! Is your bass ok? Yes luckly she wasnt with me at the time. Quote Okay I got my hair cut! Its now this short *shows how short using hand* Lets get down to business gentlemen! I want that bagel now!...Don't forget the lettuce! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
butcherNburn Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 First off, I'm a Fender man, eat me. It's not that I don't love others. What do you think of these pre-worn(and pre selling) instruments? http://www.musiciansfriend.com/document?doc_id=104496&src=3TP9A2&ZYXSEM=0&Prime= All the makers that have been around more than 20 years have done it. Is it worth paying for the look? Wouldn't you rather scruff it up yourself? It's funny, if you look at the finish options on MF no matter what instrument, each finish has the same "wear". Oxidized bridge, no thanks. Wait, no cigarette burns since the 50's and 60's? Neck wear on a fender can be a great thing, or a tragic one (but fixable) so I wonder what they do there. Quote If you think my playing is bad, you should hear me sing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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