I got Ebola from a KC amp. Then it stole my identity and drained my bank accounts. The KC also ran away with my wife AND my girlfriend.
KC amps are behind every evil agenda known to man: New Coke, the Yugo, those douche hats that hipsters wear.. it all traces back to KC amps. You have been warned.
If I had to rate the evils in this world it would go like this:
1: Satan (duh!)
2: The VR-09
3: KC amps
4: ISIS
5: Those shopping carts with the one bad wheel