LPCustom Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Q. How may musicians does it take to change a light-bulb? A. None, that's a job for the lighting guy. Born on the Bayou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitar55 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a trombone player? The skunk was on his way to a gig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 LP and Pappy... That's the late Fred Gwynn, with someone's (I can't remember who now)..photoshop help adding the LP. Pappy, thanks! I used it last year as well. Might have to do something new...but meanwhile it's great!!! Oh, and LP... Funny you should mention "her". I caught the last little bit of an interview on Fox News, I think...some guy has a book out predicting that the next election will be Condi vs. Hillary. Wouldn't THAT be interesting...(voice trails off)... "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiral light Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 What's the difference between a Banjo player and a trampoline? You take your boots off to jump on a trampolene. Ba-da-ching!! (Apologies to banjo players everywhere) www.windhamhill.com - Shameless Advertising! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiral light Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Oh yeah, good to see ya again BiC!! www.windhamhill.com - Shameless Advertising! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Ellwood Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 How many musicians are in a five piece band...four and a drummer. http://www.thestringnetwork.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueZet Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 as in "4 beers for the musicians and give the drummer something too..." - due to recent cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been SWITCHED OFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Iverson Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Q: Why did the snail cross the road? A: Everyone has to have a goal in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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