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Bush declares war on masturbation!


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This US administration STRAGEGY is known as the "preparation to the war". In fact people who does not masturbate, who don't make sex tend to become more aggressive and extreme. And those people are ready to go kill someone out there. Be aware Americans, Don't let Hitle*r II be your master. :cool:

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Oh my Gawd, not again!! Quote: Myth: Americans value their "Freedom" and will never stand for masturbation being outlawed. Reality: Masturbatory devices are already illegal in President Bush's home state Texas. The police in San Antonio and Austin have aggressively enforced this law. << Is my right hand legal in Texas? Quote: but the point is that God hates it when men waste sperm, no matter what the reason.<< I have three kids, so only three little seeds out of a zillion were not waisted, the rest has gotten in the.....mmmmmmm, in what? Silly George :D
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[quote]Originally posted by Rick Kreuzer: [b]Geez, Matt, hope you don't get bombed!! :D Rick[/b][/quote]Let he who is without guilt cast the first stone... :)

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Well you Europeeins don't have us fooled. We KNOW y'all don't waste any sperm from masterbation. All y'alls do is screw your cousins!! Yep. [url=http://royalnews.home.att.net/family.html]Just lookie here!![/url] Rick
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You know at first this thread had me interested....than more interested.....then very interested.....then extremely interested.....then less interested.....even less interested.....not interested at all..... Now I want to smoke a cigarette. :eek:

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[quote]Originally posted by Jotown: [b]You know at first this thread had me interested....than more interested.....then very interested.....then extremely interested.....then less interested.....even less interested.....not interested at all..... Now I want to smoke a cigarette. :eek: [/b][/quote]Short attention span, Jotown? Rick
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[quote]Originally posted by Chip McDonald: [b] [img]http://members.aol.com/johnk0/godkills.jpg[/img][/b][/quote]Chip, you are killin' me :D , or maybe my kitten. :p

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[quote]Originally posted by surfmonkey: [b] [quote]Originally posted by Chip McDonald: [b] [img]http://members.aol.com/johnk0/godkills.jpg[/img][/b][/quote]WTF?? LOL, Where the hell did you find this?[/b][/quote]Why, have you killed some kittens lately? All I can say is that it originated in Farkistan.....

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