Ed Coury Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 This is the funniest thing I've heard in weeks! My daughter's elementary school music teacher is in her late 50's -- she reminds me of a thinner and meaner Aretha Franklin. Anyway...they're learning to play these little plastic recorders (you've seen them -- they're played with the hands covering holes along the length of the instrument for each note (G, A, B, C, etc.). My daughter says that her teacher announced: "Come on, children.....I want you to cover the A-hole -- come on, make sure you press your A-hole"..... Even in 4th grade the kids burst out in laughter! The teacher couldn't understand what the fuss was about... "Oh yeah, I've got two hands here." (Viv Savage) "Mr. Blu... Mr. Blutarsky: Zero POINT zero." (Dean Vernon Wormer) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyRubberDuck Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 HA! Nothing like schoolkids getting a laugh at the teacher's expense! Makes that homework a little easier to stomach. DRD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluesKeys Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 What happens when you cover all the other holes? You blowing out your A hole. Take off with guys Jimmy Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. Groucho NEW BAND CHECK THEM OUT www.steveowensandsummertime.com www.jimmyweaver.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrafon Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 I hope she doesn't teach guitar and insist that they pluck their G string Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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