Lee Flier Posted July 27, 2001 Share Posted July 27, 2001 Man this stuff blows away anything I've seen from the NAMM reports, I KNOW every musician will want these boxes! http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/LaGrangeLn/lilmilo/pedalpage.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curve Dominant Posted July 27, 2001 Share Posted July 27, 2001 LMAO Lee! Additionally... A bass pedal: the "De-Lobotomizer." A keyboard pedal: the "CheezFilter" (and please FedEx one to Dave Bryce, pronto!). ...and a "Brain Emulator" for the drummer. I'm jus' shingin', so a shot of Jamison will do me fine! [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] Eric Eric Vincent (ASCAP) www.curvedominant.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip OKeefe Posted July 27, 2001 Share Posted July 27, 2001 ROTFLMHO!!! Dang Lee, where on earth did you find this? Some very seriously funny stuff! I want a few Talent Boosts - I'm sure they'll come in handy for SOMETHING around here! [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/wink.gif[/img] And what was almost the funniest thing of all... the site featured "pop up" windows! [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] Phil O'Keefe Sound Sanctuary Recording Riverside CA http://members.aol.com/ssanctuary/index.html email: pokeefe777@msn.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dansouth Posted July 27, 2001 Share Posted July 27, 2001 [quote]Originally posted by Curve Dominant: [b] A bass pedal: the "De-Lobotomizer."[/b][/quote] A De-Lobotomizer? I don't get it. Oh, NOW I get it! Hey, it really works!! [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/wink.gif[/img] Great stuff, Lee! I was in tears when I saw that curly cord intermittent shorter! I'm still laughing over that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxTick Posted July 27, 2001 Share Posted July 27, 2001 i dont think i have laughed this hard in a long time, im in tears. Lee, thank you. you made my friday. anything that will go wrong at a gig will pedal is my fav. SactoG 0096 2251 2110 8105 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KHAN Posted July 28, 2001 Share Posted July 28, 2001 [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] ------------------ ----------- KHAN (Always hopeful, yet discontent) [url=http://www.floydtribute.hpwebhost.com]www.floydtribute.hpwebhost.com[/url] So Many Drummers. So Little Time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pro Jules Posted July 28, 2001 Share Posted July 28, 2001 Tee Hee! [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img] Jules Jules Producer Julian Standen London, UK, Come hang here! http://www.gearslutz.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Room Warrior Posted July 28, 2001 Share Posted July 28, 2001 HA! [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img] The RedTelectronix boxes made their debut over at the Fender Discussion Page (www.fenderforum.com), where their creator posts under the handle RedTele. The ToneSuck was a killer over there.... Jim Bordner Jim Bordner Gravity Music "Tunes so heavy, there oughta be a law." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batman forgot his cape Posted July 28, 2001 Share Posted July 28, 2001 I remember getting an e-mail concerning a range of crucial pedals including the "Blame-Shifter"...a device which transposes the guitar players mistakes down an octave, so people will think it's the bass player's fault...and the "Band-Pass Filter", which prevents members of the combo from hitting on each other in a sexual manner...... [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jflush Posted July 28, 2001 Share Posted July 28, 2001 I'd like a pedal that shoots real bullets... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lisencocasema.net Posted July 28, 2001 Share Posted July 28, 2001 Hi, A Pedal with 'Play difficult solos', 'Play Funky' would help too! ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted July 28, 2001 Share Posted July 28, 2001 How 'bout a WAAAAAHHH WAAAAAHHH pedal for the band member who's always complaining about something. An "Equalizer" to bring up the levels of the guitar player who's always getting his solos stepped on by the other guitar player...a "compressor" to help your rig fit on those stupidly small stages a lot of clubs have...a "delay" to make your breaks last longer... "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strat0124 Posted July 28, 2001 Share Posted July 28, 2001 funny stuff.....but we did actually hook up a "cough drop" to momentarily Kill a singer who was singing "harmony" if you want to call it that. What's funny...is he didn't know it. It was a church band so that explains alot, personel wise. Down like a dollar comin up against a yen, doin pretty good for the shape I'm in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Flier Posted July 28, 2001 Author Share Posted July 28, 2001 ROFL Ted... those are classic! Someone on another forum suggested an "ego gate"... [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] --Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fantasticsound Posted July 30, 2001 Share Posted July 30, 2001 Wonderful effects! Here's two of my own design: [img]http://members.aol.com/neilbergmn/onenighter[/img] [img]http://members.aol.com/neilbergmn/groupie[/img] ------------------ Neil [b]Reality[/b]: [i]A few moments of lucidity surrounded by insanity.[/i] It's easiest to find me on Facebook. Neil Bergman Soundclick fntstcsnd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sui Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 How about an "Anti Stage Jumper" pedal? It prevents drunk people who suddenly find the urge to jump onstage and fall into the drumset or whatever from doing so. I could dig that.. This message has been edited by Sui on 07-31-2001 at 09:39 PM This message has been edited by Sui on 07-31-2001 at 09:41 PM "Don't say I didn't warn ya.." www.mp3.com/adamkittle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suck knob Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 Only if it would also prevent MY urge to get drunk and fall into the drumkit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sui Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 Sure no problem, throw in a feedback knob and it'll keep the band from falling down too. "Don't say I didn't warn ya.." www.mp3.com/adamkittle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh dri Posted August 2, 2001 Share Posted August 2, 2001 how about some portable filters for offstage use too? like one that prevents the singer/lead guitarist talking so much shit (essentially a MUTE noise gate :P) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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