John Brown Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 Ever since I have been seeing the little she-devil avatar, I have been thinking that DJ Drunken Master was a woman. And probably a sexy woman, with an avatar like that. Lo and Behold, as I was clicking through the DJDM page on mp3.com, I notice "written and produced by Lance Somebody" Before I start to feel funny and wrong, is it true? I will never lick my monitor again! John (an honest mistake) Brown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wewus432 Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 John: You seem to be a little too focused on matters of sexuality. We're all just musicians here. Transvestite musicians. It says that very clearly in the registration form. You must have missed that part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 OH SHIT...TransVESTITES?!?!?! I thought that said Transamowners. I need new glasses. And some new silk panties...and some new shoes...HAHAHAHAHA.... "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loudist Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 This could explain the bitchiness on some threads lately. Now where's my wig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Brown Posted September 6, 2002 Author Share Posted September 6, 2002 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "John: You seem to be a little too focused on matters of sexuality. We're all just musicians here. Transvestite musicians. It says that very clearly in the registration form. You must have missed that part." It isn't a matter of sexuality so much as one of confusion. I thouroughly enjoy the co-minglization of all peoples in a forum. But the She-Devil is cute, so by the power of transference, I had been vaguely assuming that DJDM was a cute She-Devil also. It was like biting into an apple, and tasting an orange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael saulnier Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 Isn't it a little more like chatting with a Nice young woman... and you're really digging it... suddenly she's tilting her head back and laughing at one of your pithy remarkes, and you see this "adam's apple" ... :eek: :cry: [i]Does that make the point while being more "kid" friendly?[/i] guitplayer I'm still "guitplayer"! Check out my music if you like... http://www.michaelsaulnier.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by guitplayer: [b]Isn't it a little more like making out with a REALLY HOT CHICK... and you're really digging it... suddenly she's massaging your package, so you reach down to feel her warmth... and there's this BULGE... :eek: :cry: guitplayer[/b][/quote]Reminds me of a joke... This guy is in Las Vegas and sees this really stunning hooker, so he asks, "How much?" The hooker replies "$500 for a handjob". The guy goes "NO WAY!" The hooker says, "I give a handjob that's WORTH 500 bucks. Look down the strip. You see all those Denny's restaurants? I own them all because I give a hand job that's worth $500!" So the guy coughs up. When it's over he agrees that $500 was a small price to pay for the best hand job he's ever had. Next night, he sees the hooker again. He asks "How much for a blowjob?" and the hooker replies "$1500. See all of those Casinos down the strip? I own them all because I give a blowjob that's WORTH $1500!" The guy pays up, and receives the blowjob of his life, which he agrees is well worth $1500. The guy asks, "I've gotta know...how much for some pussy?" The hooker takes the guy, shows him the whole city glistening before them. "Don't tell me you own the whole CITY!" the guy says. The hooker replies "No, but I would if I HAD a pussy!" "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunny Knutson Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 Remind me not to let the kids on this thread... ;) https://bunny.bandcamp.com/ https://theystolemycrayon.bandcamp.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikestr Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 For some reason I cant get the song "Sweet Transvestite" out of my head. John, you may want to go down to your local 'artsy' theater tonight and catch The Rocky Horror Picture Show. It might help you with the problems you seem to be having now. ikestr ...hertz down low.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Brown Posted September 7, 2002 Author Share Posted September 7, 2002 I think that I would rather go down to the local club, and find a nice "principled" young lady to help me through these troubling times. It is dangerous to mess with the Rocky Horror Pictur Show in dangerous times like these. I would hate to find myself in tights and a garter, "Time Warping" myself in the bathroom.... John (Excuse me Miss) Brown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offramp Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 I'm just glad John didn't get on here with the same story about the peeing monkey.... I've upped my standards; now, up yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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