jmrunning3 Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 666 Biblical Number of the Beast 660 Approximate Number of the Beast DCLXVI Roman Numeral of the Beast 665 Number of the Beast's Older Brother 667 Number of the Beast's Younger Sister 668 Number of the Beast's Neighbor 999 Number of the Australian Beast 333 Number of the Semi-Beast 66 Number of the Downsized Beast 6, uh..., I forget Number of the Blond Beast 666.0000 Number of the High Precision Beast 665.9997856 Number of the Beast on a Pentium 0.666 Number of the Millibeast X / 666 Beast Common Denominator 0.00150150... Reciprocal of the Beast -666 Opposite of the Beast 666i Imaginary Number of the Beast 6.66 x 102 Scientific Notation of the Beast 25.8069758... Square Root of the Beast 443556 Square of the Beast 1010011010 Binary Number of the Beast 1232 Octal of the Beast 29A Hexidecimal of the Beast 2.8235 Log of the Beast 6.5913 Ln of the Beast 1.738 x 10289 Anti-Log of the Beast 00666 Zip Code of the Beast 666@hell.org E-mail Address of the Beast www.666.com Website of the Beast 1-666-666-6666 Phone & FAX Number of the Beast 1-888-666-6666 Toll Free Number of the Beast 1-900-666-6666 Live Beasts, available now! One-on-one pacts! Only $6.66 per minute! [Must be over 18!] 666-66-6666 Social Security Number of the Beast Form 10666 Special IRS Tax Forms for the Beast 66.6% Tax Rate of the Beast 6.66% 6-Year CD Interest Rate at First Beast Bank of Hell ($666 minimum deposit, $666 early withdrawal fee) $666/hr Billing Rate of the Beast's Lawyer $665.95 Retail Price of the Beast $710.36 Price of the Beast plus 6.66% Sales Tax $769.95 Price of the Beast with accessories and replacement soul $656.66 Wal-Mart Price of the Beast (next week $646.66!) $55.50 Monthly Payments for Beast, in 12 easy installments Phillips 666 Gasoline Used by the Beast (regular $6.66/gal) Route 666 Highway of the Beast (where he gets his kicks!) 666 mph Speed Limit on the Beast's Highway 6-6-6 Fertilizer of the Beast 666 lb cap Weight Limit of the Beast 666 Minutes Weekly News Show about the Beast (airs daily from Midnight to 11:06 a.m., on Cable Channel 666, of course) 666o F Oven Temperature for Cooking "Roast Beast" 666k Retirement Plan of the Beast 666 mg Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast Lotus 6-6-6 Spreadsheet of the Beast Word 6.66 Word Processor of the Beast Windows 666 Bill Gates' Personal Beast Operating System #666666 Font Color of the Beast (the gray in this table!) i66686 CPU of the Beast 666-I BMW of the Beast IAM 666 License Plate Number of the Beast Formula 666 All Purpose Cleaner of the Beast WD-666 Spray Lubricant of the Beast DSM-666 (rev) Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast 66.6 MHz FM Radio Station of the Beast 666 KHz AM Radio Station of the Beast 66 for 6 A Beastly Score for an Innings (in cricket) 6 for 66 Bowling Figures of the Beast 6/6/6 Birthday of the Beast (but in which century?) -- Joe -- "If you think you're too old, then you are." --Lemmy Kilmister "I have not seen a man who is not god already." --Austin Osman Spare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spudscooking Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 ...Hehehehhe I like these four best: 666-I BMW of the Beast, Formula 666 All Purpose Cleaner of the Beast, IAM 666 License Plate Number of the Beast ,6-6-6 Fertilizer of the Beast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenstrum Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 My favorite: 0.666 Number of the Millibeast I just have an image in my head that is cracking me up... Tenstrum "Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face." Harry Dresden, Storm Front Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxofunk Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Welcome to HELL . Um, Hell, Michigan. Suffering from server overload today. - Matt W. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Wilburn Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 My favorite 6/6/06 reference today is that apparently David Lee Roth released a new album titled (wait for it...) "Strumming with the Devil." Four String Riot the myspaces, we hates it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicklab Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 I guess I'll have to listen to some Sabbath later. Preferably at 6:06:06 on the dot. Obligatory Social Media Link "My concern is, and I have to, uh, check with my accountant, that this might bump me into a higher, uh, tax..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Sweet Willie_ Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Anyone off to the re-make of The Omen? A true classic. Peace. --SW spreadluv Fanboy? Why, yes! Nordstrand Pickups and Guitars. Messiaen knew how to parlay the funk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wraub Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Originally posted by Dr. Sweet Willie: Anyone off to the re-make of The Omen? A true classic. Peace. --SW Not me. The kid talks. Totally ruins it. Peace, wraub I'm a lot more like I am now than I was when I got here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Red 67 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 The number is pro-ported to be mistranslated. The real number is 616. Big Red's Ride Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connie Z Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 I have to say that I simply ADORE all of the 666 references! This is the best 666 humor I have ever had the pleasure of experiencing!!! Today is my birthday. I am now 47. And it is also my 20th year wedding anniversary, as my husband and I were married on June 6, 1986. And for my anniversary present he bought me a $6,000 diamond ring. According to a news story on AOL, the world is supposed to end today. So if it ends... at least I got to turn 47 and get a nice ring and have a 20th anniversary, and... know all of you great people!! ... connie "Change comes from within." - Jeremy Cohen The definition of LUCK: When Preparation meets Opportunity! http://www.cybergumbo.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danthaman Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 06-06-'60 was Mr Steve Vai's birthday, wich makes -06-06-'66 hix sixth birthday, now isn't that diabolic?... Coffee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thanny XIII Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Yay I've been listening to the roadrunner comp and live cof all day. I knew a girl that was into biamping,I sure do miss her.-ButcherNburn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Sweet Willie_ Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Originally posted by wraub: Originally posted by Dr. Sweet Willie: Anyone off to the re-make of The Omen? A true classic. Not me. The kid talks. Totally ruins it. What?!?!?! Are they CrAzY?!?!?! The kid talks?!?!?! ARghhhhhhhhh! Peace. --s-uu spreadluv Fanboy? Why, yes! Nordstrand Pickups and Guitars. Messiaen knew how to parlay the funk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonathanD Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 7 is a good number, 6 is a bad number. Everyone on that sode of the line is bad, everyone on my side is good. Kill the bad people. When humans learned to make lines out of words... http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/3878/George_Carlin_God_s_Dick.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonathanD Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Now that just makes me mad, the link stopped working. errrr. hope its up soon, because it is very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kramer Ferrington III. Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Originally posted by dnkritr: 7 is a good number, 6 is a bad number...Yup. And one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do. Band MySpace My snazzy t-shirt empire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmrunning3 Posted June 7, 2006 Author Share Posted June 7, 2006 Originally posted by Connie Z: I have to say that I simply ADORE all of the 666 references! This is the best 666 humor I have ever had the pleasure of experiencing!!! Today is my birthday. I am now 47. And it is also my 20th year wedding anniversary, as my husband and I were married on June 6, 1986. And for my anniversary present he bought me a $6,000 diamond ring. According to a news story on AOL, the world is supposed to end today. So if it ends... at least I got to turn 47 and get a nice ring and have a 20th anniversary, and... know all of you great people!! ... connie Well, happy birthday AND happy anniversary, Connie! Congratulations on both counts. -- Joe -- "If you think you're too old, then you are." --Lemmy Kilmister "I have not seen a man who is not god already." --Austin Osman Spare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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