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What do you call one who hates THE BASS?


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aahhh lug....

I liked the cheesiness of your MP3 and the fact that you had the balls to post it.

I think you have a great future writing music for Mega Man games.

BTW, did you ever find the Boogie Ninja? He'd make a great Mega Man boss robot. :D:thu:

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Originally posted by Toad Strum:

aahhh lug....

I liked the cheesiness of your MP3 and the fact that you had the balls to post it.

I think you have a great future writing music for Mega Man games.

BTW, did you ever find the Boogie Ninja? He'd make a great Mega Man boss robot. :D:thu:

Dude, you can't find a ninja if they don't want you too!!!! :eek:

 

Here is some valuable info on ninjas in case you are unfortunate enough to piss one off.

 

http://www.msu.edu/~couilla6/ninja/ninja2.htm

You can stop now -jeremyc

STOP QUOTING EVERY THING I SAY!!! -Bass_god_offspring

lug, you should add that statement to you signature.-Tenstrum

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Dude, you can't find a ninja if they don't want you too!!!!

 

Here is some valuable info on ninjas in case you are unfortunate enough to piss one off.

 

http://www.msu.edu/~couilla6/ninja/ninja2.htm

That's awesome!!!

You still have a great future writing Mega Man music as long as you don't piss off the Boogie Ninja and he flips out and cuts your head off!

:thu:

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Originally posted by Toad Strum:

quote: Dude, you can't find a ninja if they don't want you too!!!!

 

Here is some valuable info on ninjas in case you are unfortunate enough to piss one off.

 

http://www.msu.edu/~couilla6/ninja/ninja2.htm

That's awesome!!!

You still have a great future writing Mega Man music as long as you don't piss off the Boogie Ninja and he flips out and cuts your head off!

:cry:

You can stop now -jeremyc

STOP QUOTING EVERY THING I SAY!!! -Bass_god_offspring

lug, you should add that statement to you signature.-Tenstrum

I'm not sure any argument can top lug's. - Sweet Willie

 

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Greetings all. It's rained cats and the proverbial over here, but it's still damn hot!! Traffic jams! Hell must be like that, one big traffic jam.

Back to the thread....The White Stripes! :D Why didn't I think of that before? Muse...yeah man. That's the UK group with no single guitar in sight, is it?

Stay safe one and all. I love you all, so much so that The Low down is among the credits on my new CD!! ;)

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Good to hear from you again. We miss you here. :(

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lug:

 

I couldn't stop myself...i just had to write lyrics for "Hunt for the Boogie Ninja".

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Boogie Ninja:

---------------

Look out hes coming for you

Look out hes coming for you

Look out hes coming for you

Look out hes coming for you

 

Dont Dont Dont go looking

Dont Dont Dont go looking

Dont Dont Dont go looking

For the Boogie Ninja

 

Youre dead youre dead YOURE DEAD!

Youre dead youre dead YOURE DEAD!

Youre dead youre dead YOURE DEAD!

Youre dead youre dead YOURE DEAD!

 

The Boogie Ninja!!!!!

-------------------------------------

 

Somebody stop me before I kill again.

Tenstrum

 

"Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face."

Harry Dresden, Storm Front

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Originally posted by Toad Strum:

lug:

 

I couldn't stop myself...i just had to write lyrics for "Hunt for the Boogie Ninja".

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Boogie Ninja:

---------------

Look out hes coming for you

Look out hes coming for you

Look out hes coming for you

Look out hes coming for you

 

Dont Dont Dont go looking

Dont Dont Dont go looking

Dont Dont Dont go looking

For the Boogie Ninja

 

Youre dead youre dead YOURE DEAD!

Youre dead youre dead YOURE DEAD!

Youre dead youre dead YOURE DEAD!

Youre dead youre dead YOURE DEAD!

 

The Boogie Ninja!!!!!

-------------------------------------

 

Somebody stop me before I kill again.

Well? GRAB THAT MP3 AND RECORD THOSE LYRIC OVER IT! WE GOT A HIT! WE ARE ON OUR WAY TO THE TOP!!! wait.......you CAN lipsynch can't you?

You can stop now -jeremyc

STOP QUOTING EVERY THING I SAY!!! -Bass_god_offspring

lug, you should add that statement to you signature.-Tenstrum

I'm not sure any argument can top lug's. - Sweet Willie

 

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I'm afraid my voice is too deep to get that proper Disco 70's Mega Man tone....

We were so close...

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Originally posted by Toad Strum:

I'm afraid my voice is too deep to get that proper Disco 70's Mega Man tone....

We were so close...

try running it thru an Akai Unibass, That'll getter done!

You can stop now -jeremyc

STOP QUOTING EVERY THING I SAY!!! -Bass_god_offspring

lug, you should add that statement to you signature.-Tenstrum

I'm not sure any argument can top lug's. - Sweet Willie

 

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Originally posted by lug:

I have worse......much much worse. I'm just taking it easy on you people. But to deny me my birthright is a slap in the face. None can, or ever will suck as bad as I. I take Suck to a whole new level. I elevate Suck to an artform. I take Suck to the logical conclusion of anarchy! I have spent my life taking the low road to the quagmire of horrid music. Many have tried to play worse than me....all have failed.[/QB]

Now that's hard dude...
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Originally posted by xvincex:

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Now that's hard dude...[/QB]
I'm a hard man.

 

You can stop now -jeremyc

STOP QUOTING EVERY THING I SAY!!! -Bass_god_offspring

lug, you should add that statement to you signature.-Tenstrum

I'm not sure any argument can top lug's. - Sweet Willie

 

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Originally posted by lug:

Originally posted by chewstermaniac:

Lug.

 

Pay no attention to the listeners behind the curtain. the clip wasn't that bad, just sounded rushed and a little sloppy. If you thing that nobody else has ever made a bad track think again!

 

We just don't play them for anybody ;)

I must not be making myself clear. I AM the worst bassist in the world. My grasp of nontheory is only rivaled with my sense of beatlessness and atonality. Sure, you could find a few notes in the correct key an maybe one or two on beat, but I assure you, that was strickly accidental or the result of random entropy that exists in the universe. NONE CAN DEFEAT ME IN THE BATTLE FOR THE CROWN OF SUCK! :mad:
Ok, you win! All hail the king of suck!!
Check out my work in progress.
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Originally posted by chewstermaniac:

Originally posted by lug:

Originally posted by chewstermaniac:

Lug.

 

Pay no attention to the listeners behind the curtain. the clip wasn't that bad, just sounded rushed and a little sloppy. If you thing that nobody else has ever made a bad track think again!

 

We just don't play them for anybody ;)

I must not be making myself clear. I AM the worst bassist in the world. My grasp of nontheory is only rivaled with my sense of beatlessness and atonality. Sure, you could find a few notes in the correct key an maybe one or two on beat, but I assure you, that was strickly accidental or the result of random entropy that exists in the universe. NONE CAN DEFEAT ME IN THE BATTLE FOR THE CROWN OF SUCK! :mad:
Ok, you win! All hail the king of suck!!
To further establish my claim by demonstrating my butchery of one of the most grooving songs in history:

 

http://users3.ev1.net/~woodd/huntforlowrider.mp3

 

If you don't this this Sucks, seek medical attention for your ears, immediately.

You can stop now -jeremyc

STOP QUOTING EVERY THING I SAY!!! -Bass_god_offspring

lug, you should add that statement to you signature.-Tenstrum

I'm not sure any argument can top lug's. - Sweet Willie

 

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I'm starting to notice a pattern in your song names....

What else have you hunted for and have you found anything???

Tenstrum

 

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Harry Dresden, Storm Front

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Originally posted by Toad Strum:

I'm starting to notice a pattern in your song names....

What else have you hunted for and have you found anything???

An almost endless supply of huntfor's exist. Kinda like a gret big pile of WMD's sitting in my personal web space. I pity the foo who angers me. I email him or her on of my MP3's and title it "Free Hot Porn inside!" Gets them every time.

You can stop now -jeremyc

STOP QUOTING EVERY THING I SAY!!! -Bass_god_offspring

lug, you should add that statement to you signature.-Tenstrum

I'm not sure any argument can top lug's. - Sweet Willie

 

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As I am a Lug fan, I just listened to "Hunt For Lowrider". Oh my.

I hereby re-swear my fealty to The King. (on a knee, head bowed, Spector touching forehead while you slap me on each shoulder with a broken B string). Your duke is once again humbled in your presence. My servitude forever your Highness. ALL HAIL!!

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I have nothing nice to say so . . .

 

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Originally posted by punkin' patch-ulator:

As I am a Lug fan, I just listened to "Hunt For Lowrider". Oh my.

I hereby re-swear my fealty to The King. (on a knee, head bowed, Spector touching forehead while you slap me on each shoulder with a broken B string). Your duke is once again humbled in your presence. My servitude forever your Highness. ALL HAIL!!

****waves Scepter of Suck in Punkin's general direction****

 

You are hereby promoted to the vaulted position of...uh...er....SuperDuke of Suck. Prepare yourself to accept the accolades of your peers.

You can stop now -jeremyc

STOP QUOTING EVERY THING I SAY!!! -Bass_god_offspring

lug, you should add that statement to you signature.-Tenstrum

I'm not sure any argument can top lug's. - Sweet Willie

 

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*****What do you call one who hates THE BASS?*****

 

JEALOUS...

 

The Bass player ...

 

generally gets more chicks but doesn't have the insecurity to feel compelled to talk about it. Just ask the guitar player or singer's girlfriends :D

 

generally has the best day job of anyone in the band. :D

 

or you could call him Jack White...

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