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Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony

wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.


Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."


A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you but

don't start anything."


A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."


A dyslexic man walks into a bra.


A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A

beer please, and one for the road."


Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste

funny to you?"


An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.


Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.


Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five

people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my Mom or my dad or maybe my older brother Calvin or my younger brother Ho-Chin. But I'm pretty sure it's Calvin.


I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find



I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.


Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"


"If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be shortage of fishing poles."


Our Joint


"When you come slam bang up against trouble, it never looks half as bad if you face up to it." The Duke...

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