Dak Lander Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..." A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you but don't start anything." A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here." A dyslexic man walks into a bra. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road." Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my Mom or my dad or maybe my older brother Calvin or my younger brother Ho-Chin. But I'm pretty sure it's Calvin. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel. Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?" "If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be shortage of fishing poles." Our Joint "When you come slam bang up against trouble, it never looks half as bad if you face up to it." The Duke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Lozada Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 Excellent !! Músico, Productor, Ingeniero, Tecnólogo Senior Product Manager, América Latina y Caribe - PreSonus at Fender Musical Instruments Company Instagram: guslozada Facebook: Lozada - Música y Tecnología www.guslozada.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botch. Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 We needed some new material for when our guitarist breaks a string, thanks Dak! Botch "Eccentric language often is symptomatic of peculiar thinking" - George Will www.puddlestone.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle ggurl Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 That's great stuff. Is some Steven Wright in there? Some of it sounds like something he'd say ... Original Latin Jazz CD Baby "I am not certain how original my contribution to music is as I am obviously an amateur." Patti Smith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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