Sp3nc3r Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 That's a great classic, Botch!! Cheers! Spencer "I prefer to beat my opponents the old-fashioned way....BRUTALLY!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not Cereal Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 Celine Dion walks into a bar. the horse says "why the long face?" bu DUM bum PSHH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botch. Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 Senator Kerry walks into a bar, Celine Dion says "Why the long face?" ba-da-boom ba-da-bing Botch "Eccentric language often is symptomatic of peculiar thinking" - George Will www.puddlestone.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flemtone Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 A guy walks into a piano bar, and hears beautiful music being played by a dishevelled guy at the piano. He asks the name of the song, and the pianist says, "it's called 'Let me do you until your eyebrows fall out'." He then launches into another beautiful melody, and says to the listener, "This one's called 'Lick my balls until my forehead caves in'". The listener, apalled, asked "Why would you name your songs in such crude terms?". The pianist shrugged, and said that's just how they came out. After a few more songs, the pianist excuses himself and goes to the men's room. When he comes back out, the listener tells him, "Y'know your fly's open and your dick's hanging out...". The pianist says, "Know it? I WROTE it!". Tim, ducking in Jersey Play. Just play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not Cereal Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 how do you keep a group of morons in suspense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouizel Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 Gee, Coaster, you're hilarious. Eh, at least you're here. **Standard Disclaimer** Ya gotta watch da Ouizel, as he often posts complete and utter BS. In this case however, He just might be right. Eagles may soar, but Ouizels don't get sucked into jet engines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John O. Lennon Posted November 15, 2004 Author Share Posted November 15, 2004 Yes, at least Coaster will keep the table dry. A guy walks into the Net & tries to direct the flow of a thread--what a drip! Guess I'll have to join Bob & "just watch the river flow"... Chip Curtis's Steven Wright quote ("dry ice") was the best yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryson Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Originally posted by Coaster: how do you keep a group of morons in suspense?Well................ How?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Clematide Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 that's one of the dryest joke i know: God is dead. (Friedrich Nietzsche 1844-1900) and from the same guy: In heaven all the interesting people are missing. -Peace, Love, and Potahhhhto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not Cereal Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 hold on, i'll tell ya in a little bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Base Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Extremely abreviated version of this joke, but here goes: Two rabbits in a snack bar, each ordered a cheese toastie. They enjoyed them so much they asked for two more. But there was only one left, so one of them settled for a ham toastie. On the way home this rabbit suddenly clutched his stomach and dropped to the ground. "what's wrong with you" asked his pal. "I'm done for" said the dying rabbit, "It's mixing-my-toasties" Fa Fa FA Fa fa fa fa fa FA fa FA FA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sp3nc3r Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Originally posted by Base: Extremely abreviated version of this joke, but here goes: Two rabbits in a snack bar, each ordered a cheese toastie. They enjoyed them so much they asked for two more. But there was only one left, so one of them settled for a ham toastie. On the way home this rabbit suddenly clutched his stomach and dropped to the ground. "what's wrong with you" asked his pal. "I'm done for" said the dying rabbit, "It's mixing-my-toasties"Base, that took me about 2 minutes of reading the last line over and over again to get it. But once I got it, it's very funny!! Cheers! Spencer "I prefer to beat my opponents the old-fashioned way....BRUTALLY!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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