John Sayers Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 I fell about laughting at this......... but I'm an Australian A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected; a 600ml milk, a carton of eggs, a litre of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 250g can of coffee, and a 375g package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly". cheers john Studio Design Forum Studios Under Construction Home Page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave The Rave Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 I laughed John, but then I'm a Brit with a warped sense of humour. Here's the only Aussie joke I know: Bruce...."Hey Sheila, do y'screw?" Sheila..."Nah....but I do now, y'smooth talkin' basta'd!" :DTR Cambrian Guitars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botch. Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 I've heard that one before, but it was in English, not metric. Botch "Eccentric language often is symptomatic of peculiar thinking" - George Will www.puddlestone.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shniggens Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 Amateur Hack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 Botch, your amended sig line is crackin' me up... "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshananigan Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Here's the only Aussie joke I know: An Aussie goes to a Halloween party in NYC, nakid as a jay-bird carrying a young woman on his back. The host, red faced, comes over and asks, "what the hell do you think you're doing, coming to a party naked?" The Aussie replies, I ain't nek'ked, mate, this is mar cost'tume." The host, getting angry, yells, "costume! what costume?!?!? I don't see any stinking costume, just a woman clinging to your back!!!" The Aussie calmly replies, pointing to the gal, "Nah, you got it all wrong, mate. I'm a snail, and that's Mi'chelle." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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