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I fell about laughting at this......... but I'm an Australian ;)


A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected;

a 600ml milk, a carton of eggs,

a litre of orange juice,

a head of romaine lettuce,

a 250g can of coffee,

and a 375g package of bacon.


As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk

standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the

cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk

calmly stated, "You must be single."


The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by

the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her

six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her

selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.


Curiosity getting the better of her, she said

"Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you

know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly".




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Here's the only Aussie joke I know:


An Aussie goes to a Halloween party in NYC, nakid as a jay-bird carrying a young woman on his back.


The host, red faced, comes over and asks, "what the hell do you think you're doing, coming to a party naked?"


The Aussie replies, I ain't nek'ked, mate, this is mar cost'tume."


The host, getting angry, yells, "costume! what costume?!?!? I don't see any stinking costume, just a woman clinging to your back!!!"


The Aussie calmly replies, pointing to the gal, "Nah, you got it all wrong, mate. I'm a snail, and that's Mi'chelle."

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