Dak Lander Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north. The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?" The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada." The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?" The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?" "No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals." The bartender grins and hollers... ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` "It's okay boys. He's one of us!" Our Joint "When you come slam bang up against trouble, it never looks half as bad if you face up to it." The Duke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ani Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 Ewe............ kinda sick, but funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourMotherShouldKnow Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GY Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 Love a good mounting joke first thing in the mornin'. Yaaarrrr GY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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