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21 hours ago, KuruPrionz said:

That would be "principles", no?


You're right, "no"!

Several peeple with clipboards and impressive lab-coats researched this applied phenomena. One was Principal of a school, one was named Victoria. And another one was both!

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2 hours ago, Caevan O’Shite said:


You're right, "no"!

Several peeple with clipboards and impressive lab-coats researched this applied phenomena. One was Principal of a school, one was named Victoria. And another one was both!

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Lol.

 

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16 hours ago, Mark Schmieder said:

Then how does a stool pigeon sing?

 

16 hours ago, KuruPrionz said:

On a nice, firm stool?


And then, with an audience participation segment. One o' them singer-songwriter types at the coffeehouse....
 

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2 hours ago, Caevan O’Shite said:

 


And then, with an audience participation segment. One o' them singer-songwriter types at the coffeehouse....
 

Coffee house singers often have soft, runny stools. 😉🤮

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So if the stool pigeon is into rap music, do they use a stool sample?

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1 hour ago, Caevan O’Shite said:

Ooo0O0h, the poo jokes...

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You knew from the begining that this thread would dive for the depths in rapid order! 😇

Given time, you might have done it yourself... 🤣

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12 minutes ago, surfergirl said:

I would like to trade 100 screeching feral  chickens for 1 cooing pigeon.

 

https://www.stripes.com/theaters/asia_pacific/2022-05-18/feral-chickens-overtaking-hawaiian-communities-6041233.html

Dip 'em in batter and deep fry 'em. 

Ummm... fried chicken...😇

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22 minutes ago, surfergirl said:

I would like to trade 100 screeching feral  chickens for 1 cooing pigeon.

 

https://www.stripes.com/theaters/asia_pacific/2022-05-18/feral-chickens-overtaking-hawaiian-communities-6041233.html


:eek: I wish you all much luck and success there with that problem! No joke!

 

9 minutes ago, KuruPrionz said:

Dip 'em in batter and deep fry 'em. 

Ummm... fried chicken...😇


Yum! 😋🤤
  
 

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5 hours ago, surfergirl said:

Maybe I could teach them to be backup singers, they work for chicken feed.

Youu will probably want to hold those concerts outdoors, on somebody else's lawn!!!!! 🤣

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"What's for dinner tonight?"  "Rotisserie chicken."  "But we had that last night."  "Yeah, well, as long as those damned things are walking around all over the place, you'll have it tonight, and tomorrow night too.  You got a problem with that?  Then go take your fishing rod, go to the shore, and catch something else for dinner!"

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I would not like scraping those off of my windshield . . .

 

We don't have feral chickens, but on one of the major Hiking-Biking trails around D.C., there's a Wild Turkey who attacks people on the trail. It's become something of a local celebrity. I think it even earned its own Warning Sign from the Park Service.

 

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18 hours ago, Winston Psmith said:

There's a Wild Turkey who attacks people on the trail. It's become something of a local celebrity. I think it even earned its own Warning Sign from the Park Service.

 

Wild Turkey on the attack

That bird is lucky he ain't in Arizona. He would be on someones table in a jiffy. We is armed and dangerous here in the wild west.:rocker:🤣

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5 hours ago, desertbluesman said:

That bird is lucky he ain't in Arizona. He would be on someones table in a jiffy. We is armed and dangerous here in the wild west.:rocker:🤣

 

There are plenty of guns in D.C., too, dbm, just most of 'em ain't exactly legal . . .

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6 hours ago, desertbluesman said:

That bird is lucky he ain't in Arizona. He would be on someones table in a jiffy. We is armed and dangerous here in the wild west.:rocker:🤣

Probably chewy and gristly. 

Plus, it's more fun if he harasses people. 😃

 

We had a poo-flinging ape at the Fresno Zoo. He'd hang out on his tree branch and act non-chalant, then he'd poop in his hand and hit somebody in the face with it. 

My favorite critter in the entire critter jail!!!!! 😇

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