whitefang Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 Is Bob's goofy-assed grin one of the side effects? Would it be worth THAT? Just how fuckin' shallow is YOUR relationship? Whitefang I started out with NOTHING...and I still have most of it left! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip OKeefe Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 As has already been noted in these forums before, Bob's wife is probably scary enough to offset any positive 'swelling of pride' he might get from ingesting Enzyte. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 That commercial cracks me up. Hmmm...wonder if that stuff works... "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennyf Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 DON'T TRY IT! Now I can't even wear shorts in the summertime. (Yeah, I wish . . . ) band link: bluepearlband.com music, lessons, gig schedules at dennyf.com STURGEON'S LAW --98% of everything is bullshit. My Unitarian Jihad Name is: The Jackhammer of Love and Mercy. Get yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philbo_Tangent Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 My kids love that commercial! They call him 'Boner Bob'. My youngest son told me yesterday (as a high-rise monster pickup truck passed us) that "If that guy used those Boner Bob pills, he wouldn't need to have that big of a truck" I laughed so hard I almost drove off the road. Phil Tangent Studios http://artists.iuma.com/IUMA/Bands/Tangent2/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWBass Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 I think the 'wife' is hot! www.myspace.com/thefunkfather Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Fortner Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 "Smilin' Bob," as he's called in advertising circles, is quite a successful character. I've never been clear on whether it's a pill to "make it bigger" or a Viagra alternative for E.D. If it's the former, that's medically impossible. Love the ads... sort of like a lot of European ads that have been using sex in a light, whimsical manner (as opposed to gnarly and aggressive) for a long time. Stephen Fortner Principal, Fortner Media Former Editor in Chief, Keyboard Magazine Digital Piano Consultant, Piano Buyer Magazine Industry affiliations: Antares, Arturia, Giles Communications, MS Media, Polyverse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITGITC Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 Ingredients in Zyntac and Enzyte Yohimbe Bark Extract,Tribulus Terrestris, Panax Ginseng Root, Guarana Seed Extract, Ashwagandha Root, L-Arginine, Damiana Leaf Extract, Saw Palmetto, Muira Puama Stem Extract, Maca, Epimedium Sagitatum (Horny Goat Weed, Avena Sativa (Wild Oats) ----------------------------- Hmmmmmm, it's the Horny Goat Weed that I would be worried about! Of course, one wonders about Wild Oats too! Is There Gas In The Car? "Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent." - Victor Hugo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitar Geezer Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 http://images.usatoday.com/news/healthscience/health/_photos/2002-04-18-inside-enzyte.jpg Lynn G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip OKeefe Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Originally posted by guitar geezer: http://images.usatoday.com/news/healthscience/health/_photos/2002-04-18-inside-enzyte.jpgGreat, now I have the Enzyte theme music looping over and over in my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phait Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 "This is Phil. Phil is doing well. Very well indeed." http://www.phait-accompli.com/crap/philzyte.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip OKeefe Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Originally posted by Phait: "This is Phil. Phil is doing well. Very well indeed." http://www.phait-accompli.com/crap/philzyte.gifYou've been talking to my wife again, haven't you? Maybe it's the theme music that gives you the "swelling of pride." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botch. Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Oh geez I'm gonna get fired for laughing so hard! Botch "Eccentric language often is symptomatic of peculiar thinking" - George Will www.puddlestone.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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