RobT Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 What the heck make it four! It really cracked me up. I had to do a double take... RobT Famous Musical Quotes: "I would rather play Chiquita Banana and have my swimming pool than play Bach and starve" - Xavier Cugat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botch. Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Must be a great avatar, the government firewall is blocking it from my computer here at work. Botch "Eccentric language often is symptomatic of peculiar thinking" - George Will www.puddlestone.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brittanylips Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Griffinator: I mean, really, what in the hell did this 10-year-old goofball think he would accomplish by making this *ahem* statement?!He obviously touched a nerve, or else why would so many people feel compelled to defend themselves? -ace, ove, nd rittanylips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not coaster MODERATOR Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 my cool new avatar has been terminated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GZsound Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Gee, nice to hear we are all GEEKS who just happen to play in a band. I have a comeback remark I have used on stage for folks just like this genital challanged dweeb. Since playing in bars always brings out the big man in the little guy, it has always been important to have a comment or comeback that works well to put them in their place. Firmly, with authority and with such forcefullness that they simply wimper and crawl off into a corner. Again, this ability to make a simple comment has been honed to a fine art over the last 41 years of playing in a band, doing lots of bars, playing six nights a week in lounges for years on end and dealing with the bottom of the human barrel which is obviously where this cross dressing simpering fool comes from. And with that said, I hereby give you all my personal favorite comeback that has worked every time some mental midget with a jacked up pickup truck and a small milk stool so he can get in it makes a grade school level comment like the originator of this thread has made. Here it is: OH YEAH? Mark G. "A man may fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame others" -- John Burroughs "I consider ethics, as well as religion, as supplements to law in the government of man." -- Thomas Jefferson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strat0124 Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 If you keep feeding....it grows. Down like a dollar comin up against a yen, doin pretty good for the shape I'm in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GZsound Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Geenard: If you keep feeding....it grows. Not true.. I've tried. And how do you get it to chew? Mark G. "A man may fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame others" -- John Burroughs "I consider ethics, as well as religion, as supplements to law in the government of man." -- Thomas Jefferson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLAG76 Posted December 22, 2003 Author Share Posted December 22, 2003 Originally posted by GZsound: Gee, nice to hear we are all GEEKS who just happen to play in a band. I have a comeback remark I have used on stage for folks just like this genital challanged dweeb. Since playing in bars always brings out the big man in the little guy, it has always been important to have a comment or comeback that works well to put them in their place. Firmly, with authority and with such forcefullness that they simply wimper and crawl off into a corner. Again, this ability to make a simple comment has been honed to a fine art over the last 41 years of playing in a band, doing lots of bars, playing six nights a week in lounges for years on end and dealing with the bottom of the human barrel which is obviously where this cross dressing simpering fool comes from. And with that said, I hereby give you all my personal favorite comeback that has worked every time some mental midget with a jacked up pickup truck and a small milk stool so he can get in it makes a grade school level comment like the originator of this thread has made. Here it is: OH YEAH?YOU PROVE MY POINT YOU FUCKING LOSER It's like my daddy always said "err whatever" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxTick Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 http://www.neystadt.org/john/album/diving/fish-soup.jpg Merry Christmas 0096 2251 2110 8105 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super 8 Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Originally posted by SLAG76: YOU PROVE MY POINT YOU FUCKING LOSEROh yeah? Super 8 Hear my stuff here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flemtone Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Originally posted by SLAG76: YOU PROVE MY POINT YOU FUCKING LOSERAww, so's yer old man! Yer sister wears army boots! Ho ho freakin' ho, Tim from Jersey Play. Just play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franknputer Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 doodyhead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR WOW Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 doodyhead. LOL Its time to call in the back-ups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR WOW Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 How do ya like my post count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offramp Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Originally posted by SLAG76: YOU PROVE MY POINT YOU FUCKING LOSERSomeone has an addiction. How cute. Little tighter on the hose, SLAG. I can almost see the vein. I've upped my standards; now, up yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jlampson Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Originally posted by SLAG76: don't masterbate yourselves blindWewus, does this guy know you or something? ----------- John\'s Songs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeebus Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Originally posted by SLAG76: I apologize for my harsh words to you all, but you see I'm a drug addict and I become very tempermental when I'm hurtin' for a fix. When I don't have any drugs, I usually troll online forums, or sometimes I'll resort to giving myself facials and licking the cum off my chin as I watch Jeopardy. In any case, I apologize for my poor behavior. ----------------------------------------------- Apology accepted. If I were you, I'd lay off the Jeopardy for awhile. You're probably better off with the drugs. ------------------------------------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super 8 Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Hey Jeebs! If you want to criticize the President, that's one thing. But your Bob Barker bashing sickens me! Doodyhead! Super 8 Hear my stuff here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeebus Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Sorry Super. I've edited my post so that it now reads "Jeopardy" rather than the Price is Right. You don't idolize Alex Trebek, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fantasticsound Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Man.... I really thought this troll would stay gone. I was beginning to wonder what was keeping this thread alive. BTW - I love how Slag replied to just one comment in 2 pages of posts. I guess he loves you, GZsound! It's easiest to find me on Facebook. Neil Bergman Soundclick fntstcsnd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRi Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 Originally posted by The Zeke Smith: I needed a good chuckle this afternoon. Now, if I could just figure out what a morg is. Craig, please don't delete this one...heh heh "getting laid" implies an action intiated by yourself but fulfilled by another person which sequentially implies you have a success at acheiving sexual activity with another LIVING entity now seeing as a morgue (sorry, a "morg") is full of dead people, there is no way they are able to fulfill the role of the other party, thus getting you "laid". therefore your statement is correct. we cant get "laid" in a morg [sic] as (ignoring the morgue workers) there is no-one there to try our sexual advances on. your syntax is quite faulty oh might troll. please insert 25c to play again. http://analogik.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franknputer Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 Originally posted by D_Samp_DRi: your syntax is quite faulty oh might troll. please insert 25c to play again.Or you can keep your two-bit opinions to yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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